# Phrases you don't really want associated with your name... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 28, 2014, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-you-dont-really-want-associated-with-your-name/682509 "2014-02-28T11:31:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Melchior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Melchior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melchior)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2014, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-you-dont-really-want-associated-with-your-name/682509/121 "2014-03-20T17:35:04Z")
> [@cwthree](#): > > “Last seen in a video released by the kidnappers” > > “Identified by DNA analysis of the severed ear sent to his family” I still think mine is the best: ‘Former associate of Jimmy Hoffa’. ---
**Author:** ![cwthree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@cwthree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cwthree)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2014, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-you-dont-really-want-associated-with-your-name/682509/122 "2014-03-21T15:45:53Z")
“… caught on camera urinating in the coffee maker…” ---
**Author:** ![Quercus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/7ab992/32.png) [@Quercus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quercus)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2014, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-you-dont-really-want-associated-with-your-name/682509/123 "2014-03-21T18:36:43Z")
Well, the title of the thread that’s currently immediately above this one includes the phrase “My abcess”. I think that qualifies. ---
**Author:** ![SmokeTwibz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@SmokeTwibz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmokeTwibz)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2014, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-you-dont-really-want-associated-with-your-name/682509/124 "2014-03-21T18:59:12Z")
“…a much deeper elevation.” ---
**Author:** ![Tall\_Nordic\_Slobby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a587f6/32.png) [@Tall\_Nordic\_Slobby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tall_Nordic_Slobby)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2014, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-you-dont-really-want-associated-with-your-name/682509/125 "2014-03-22T07:13:48Z")
manic for mushrooms Google drone attorney Underage friend of Mick AOL executive Blackberry anything Crimea homo erectus ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2014, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-you-dont-really-want-associated-with-your-name/682509/126 "2014-03-22T08:05:00Z")
“… humiliated in the press and later fragged by the men under his command after he insisted they use knives and forks to eat sandwiches …” ---
**Author:** ![Fubaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@Fubaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fubaya)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2014, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-you-dont-really-want-associated-with-your-name/682509/127 "2014-03-23T16:42:15Z")
“homemade fecal transplant recipient” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2014, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-you-dont-really-want-associated-with-your-name/682509/128 "2014-03-23T16:47:59Z")
…experimental medical treatment went wrong… …of a new type were found under the skin… …emaciated… …shouting mob with burning effigies outside his… …dead after 72-hour nonstop online… …enraged chimpanzee… (Why do most of my nightmares sound medical?) ---
**Author:** ![manila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e5b9ba/32.png) [@manila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manila)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2014, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-you-dont-really-want-associated-with-your-name/682509/129 "2014-03-24T04:42:22Z")
…Crazed high school shooter. …Trapped by Chris Hanson. …4 Kilo of heroin at Suvarnabhumi Airport. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2014, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-you-dont-really-want-associated-with-your-name/682509/130 "2014-03-24T04:54:18Z")
“convicted on all counts of necro-pedo-beastiality.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-you-dont-really-want-associated-with-your-name/682509.md?page=6)