# Pick a Name for the New Secret Service Chaperones! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 29, 2012, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pick-a-name-for-the-new-secret-service-chaperones/620367 "2012-04-29T22:52:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ralph124c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@ralph124c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ralph124c)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2012, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pick-a-name-for-the-new-secret-service-chaperones/620367/1 "2012-04-29T22:52:09Z")
See the story:[Chaperones included in new Secret Service conduct rules | Fox News](http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/04/28/chaperones-among-new-secret-service-conduct-rules/) Obviously, the chaperones are needed to keep the SS guys on the right track (and that means avoiding business transactions with hookers and pimps). What should we call the nannies? I vote for the “Secret Secret Service”!😃 ---
**Author:** ![GaryM](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garym/32/241_2.png) [@GaryM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaryM)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2012, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pick-a-name-for-the-new-secret-service-chaperones/620367/2 "2012-04-29T22:57:52Z")
Pussy Posse! ---
**Author:** ![LeeshaJoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@LeeshaJoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LeeshaJoy)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2012, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pick-a-name-for-the-new-secret-service-chaperones/620367/3 "2012-04-29T23:00:36Z")
The Actual Secret Service? Seriously, why do these dumbfucks still have jobs? ---
**Author:** ![Telperion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telperion/32/509_2.png) [@Telperion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperion)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2012, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pick-a-name-for-the-new-secret-service-chaperones/620367/4 "2012-04-29T23:47:18Z")
The Secret Saints, since they’re there to keep others on the straight and narrow. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Knig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@Typo\_Knig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Knig)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2012, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pick-a-name-for-the-new-secret-service-chaperones/620367/5 "2012-04-30T00:28:11Z")
The Wheels-Down Rings-On Wraiths ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2012, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pick-a-name-for-the-new-secret-service-chaperones/620367/6 "2012-04-30T00:42:38Z")
White House Wingmen ---
**Author:** ![Gukumatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/74df32/32.png) [@Gukumatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gukumatz)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2012, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pick-a-name-for-the-new-secret-service-chaperones/620367/7 "2012-04-30T07:01:34Z")
The Secret Nannies. ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2012, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pick-a-name-for-the-new-secret-service-chaperones/620367/8 "2012-04-30T10:23:08Z")
Adults ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2012, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pick-a-name-for-the-new-secret-service-chaperones/620367/9 "2012-04-30T10:24:27Z")
> [@Gukumatz](#): > > The Secret Nannies. I like this one the best. Bad Boys’ Babysitters. ---
**Author:** ![AK84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85e7bf/32.png) [@AK84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AK84)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2012, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pick-a-name-for-the-new-secret-service-chaperones/620367/10 "2012-04-30T12:09:51Z")
The Brigade of the Guardians of Chastity, or the Guards Brigade for short. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2012, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pick-a-name-for-the-new-secret-service-chaperones/620367/11 "2012-04-30T12:26:13Z")
Custodians of the Keys. Specifically, the keys to the chastity belts that will become standard Secret Service wear. ---
**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2012, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pick-a-name-for-the-new-secret-service-chaperones/620367/12 "2012-04-30T13:43:10Z")
The Watchmen. ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2012, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pick-a-name-for-the-new-secret-service-chaperones/620367/13 "2012-04-30T14:29:00Z")
Duennas ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2012, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pick-a-name-for-the-new-secret-service-chaperones/620367/14 "2012-04-30T14:37:16Z")
Clearly, the Double Secret Service. ---
**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2012, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pick-a-name-for-the-new-secret-service-chaperones/620367/15 "2012-04-30T15:10:50Z")
> [@Chessic\_Sense](#): > > The Watchmen. Although in that case, they should be doing the hookers and guarding the president at the same time. ---
**Author:** ![ralph124c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@ralph124c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ralph124c)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2012, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pick-a-name-for-the-new-secret-service-chaperones/620367/16 "2012-04-30T15:18:35Z")
A question: back when I had a “Secret” security clearance, I was honor-bound to report: -any travel outside the USA -any contact with foreign nationals Do the SS guys have to observe the same rules? ---
**Author:** ![shiftless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@shiftless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shiftless)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2012, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pick-a-name-for-the-new-secret-service-chaperones/620367/17 "2012-04-30T16:13:52Z")
The chaperones will be now be called the Secret Service. The old SS will become the Secrete Service. ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2012, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pick-a-name-for-the-new-secret-service-chaperones/620367/18 "2012-04-30T18:14:46Z")
Preventatively Inserted Monitors of Professional Spies ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2012, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pick-a-name-for-the-new-secret-service-chaperones/620367/19 "2012-04-30T21:03:42Z")
Dodecatuple Secret Service ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2012, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pick-a-name-for-the-new-secret-service-chaperones/620367/20 "2012-04-30T22:08:29Z")
Or…the Mongooses is a _great_ name! The Fighting Mongooses! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pick-a-name-for-the-new-secret-service-chaperones/620367.md?page=2)