# Pick up Lines **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 30, 2000, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pick-up-lines/35179 "2000-09-30T20:25:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Malarky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Malarky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malarky)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pick-up-lines/35179/1 "2000-09-30T20:25:48Z")
“You must wash your pants in Windex cause I can see myself in 'em!” “That shirt is very becoming on you…if I were on you, I’d be cumming too!” “Those pants look good on you, but they’d look even better in a heap on the floor next to my bed.” “I lost my number, can I have yours?” Anyone have any others? These are just for fun, I swear, I’d never use them! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pick-up-lines/35179/2 "2000-09-30T22:09:20Z")
“Gee, for a fat girl you don’t sweat much when you dance.” “You’re smarter than you look.” ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pick-up-lines/35179/3 "2000-09-30T22:59:14Z")
We tease my friend Rob for having no butt. I made up the perfect Rob pickup line: “Hey, baby, I don’t have an ass – can I have a piece of yours?” Nonrob lines: If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? GIVE IT TO ME, B\*\*\*\*! If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could I visit you between the holidays? I might not be the hottest [guy/girl] in this place, but I’m the only one talking to you. Hey Mamacita, you want some of my Latino Heat? Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, wanna f\*\*\*? (If you really want it to rhyme or you don’t like the swearing you can say “wanna screw”) You’re so hot you make the plastic in my underpants melt. Are you doing anything tonight? Because I sure hope it’s me. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pick-up-lines/35179/4 "2000-09-30T23:08:52Z")
Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Nice shoes–wanna f\*\*k ---
**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pick-up-lines/35179/5 "2000-09-30T23:25:37Z")
Since we’ve got the Beavis and Butt-Head thread I’ll offer these up: [Butt-Head] “Hey Baby how’s it going?” “You, like wanna do it or something?” [/Butt-Head] ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pick-up-lines/35179/6 "2000-09-30T23:26:39Z")
[Beavis] Hey, baby, why don’t you, like, get out of my car and get into my dreams? Huh-huh. Yeah. [/Beavis] ---
**Author:** ![PlantMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@PlantMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlantMan)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pick-up-lines/35179/7 "2000-10-01T02:15:09Z")
Nice legs, when do they open? ---
**Author:** ![Soup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/977dab/32.png) [@Soup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soup)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pick-up-lines/35179/8 "2000-10-01T02:18:49Z")
What’s your name? Who’s your daddy? Is he rich like me? ---
**Author:** ![Sequent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Sequent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sequent)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pick-up-lines/35179/9 "2000-10-01T02:27:37Z")
“Angel, your daddy must have been a theif, 'cause he stole all the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes.” (you can vomit now) ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pick-up-lines/35179/10 "2000-10-01T02:57:10Z")
The word of the day is legs, wanna go upstairs and spread the word? Can I borrow a quarter? Momma told me to call her when I fell in love Can I borrow a quarter? I hafta call god and tell him that he’s missing his most beautiful angel Girl, your daddy must’ve been a baker cuz you’ve got some nice buns Why don’t you sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up. Wanna handle my light saber? (Sorry, too many friends are star wars freaks) (CAMS/nerd pick up line) Is that a TI (it’s a calculator people, Texas Instruments) in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Well that’s all I can think of for now, I’ll be back later, I have too many horny stupid guy friends to not be able to think up any other lines. Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pick-up-lines/35179/11 "2000-10-01T03:35:53Z")
Are your parents coal miners, because you’ve got a nice piece of ash. Did you come in second in a marathon? Because it looks like you got a little behind. Them’s two I made up meself. Here are some others… Are your parents terrorists? Because you da bomb! I lost my number, can I have yours? Smile if you wanna screw me. Wanna go get a pizza and screw? What? you don’t like pizza? Oh baby, there’s plenty more where that came from. (Hey, this doubles as a pick-up line too). ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Lord\_Davidson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bc8723/32.png) [@Dark\_Lord\_Davidson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Lord_Davidson)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pick-up-lines/35179/12 "2000-10-01T05:14:09Z")
Let’s go to my place and play Army…I’ll dig the trench and you can blow the hell outta me. ---
**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pick-up-lines/35179/13 "2000-10-01T07:18:17Z")
You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day long. Let’s reorder the alphabet and start with U and I. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a5b964/32.png) [@The\_Stranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stranger)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pick-up-lines/35179/14 "2000-10-01T07:28:13Z")
I like your shoes…they would look better on my shoulders. ---
**Author:** ![Malarky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Malarky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malarky)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pick-up-lines/35179/15 "2000-10-01T22:41:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JBirdman12 \* > \*\* Let’s reorder the alphabet and start with U and I. > \*\* A different variation of that one… If I could re-write the alphabet, I’d put U and I together ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2000, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pick-up-lines/35179/16 "2000-10-01T22:54:47Z")
To a musician: Hey, baby, wanna rock my chromatic scale? To a gay person: Would you like to taste my rainbow? ---
**Author:** ![Chance\_the\_Gardener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@Chance\_the\_Gardener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chance_the_Gardener)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2000, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pick-up-lines/35179/17 "2000-10-02T02:22:38Z")
I like to touch a girl on the arm, then jerk my hand away and say, “Oooh… hot!” I tell you, there’s not a girl in the world who wouldn’t be my love slave after that line. I don’t even need to flash my argyle socks. Overkill, you see… ---
**Author:** ![2sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/e47774/32.png) [@2sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2sense)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2000, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pick-up-lines/35179/18 "2000-10-02T05:51:25Z")
[This page](http://internettrash.com/users/meghan/lines.html) has 438 listed. I like #23 _I love your outfit. It would look great wadded up on my bedroom floor._ ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pick-up-lines/35179/19 "2000-10-05T16:42:12Z")
One of the better one’s I have heard that apparently worked… “This place is boring, I’m going home to bed. Wanna join me?” I always liked… “Can you tell me now before I waste $40.00 on drinks?”