# picnic (WARNING this is quite lame)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/picnic-warning-this-is-quite-lame/40803
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [November 11, 2000, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/picnic-warning-this-is-quite-lame/40803 "2000-11-11T17:55:17Z")
**Posts on this page:** 8
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### Author:  [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2000, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/picnic-warning-this-is-quite-lame/40803/1 "2000-11-11T17:55:17Z")
Remember that game you used to play in the car, picnic, or something. You know, “I’m going to a picnic and I’m bringing…” and you’s say everything everyone else as said, and add your own thing, but you had to go in alphabetical order?
Yup, you guessed. I am so bored right now I am willing to do anything for some entertainment. Mind you, I did say it was lame, so please, don’t harrass me about that.
Now, we work on the honor system. Since in the real game you can’t ask what someone said, you have to remember, only read the thread once, and then post, adding your own item.
And don’t cheat by cutting and pasting, please. We’re all adults, and I believe we can trust each other.
By the way, words like ‘a’ and ‘the’ can be inserted anywhere, but don’t count as starting letters if you’re at ‘a’ or ‘t’.
Now…I’m going on a picnic and I’m bringing…
The amorphous blob of goo I found in my fridge last night
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### Author:  [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2000, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/picnic-warning-this-is-quite-lame/40803/2 "2000-11-11T19:44:31Z")
I’m going on a picnic and I’m bringing…
The amorphous blob of goo I found on my fridge last night
The blob’s best buddy Bilbo Baggins
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### Author:  [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2000, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/picnic-warning-this-is-quite-lame/40803/3 "2000-11-11T20:28:33Z")
The amorphous blob of goo I found on my fridge last night
The blob’s best buddy Bilbo Baggins
The carnivorous cremated remains of my grandmother
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### Author:  [@Escanaba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Escanaba)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2000, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/picnic-warning-this-is-quite-lame/40803/4 "2000-11-11T20:42:14Z")
I’m going on a picnic and I’m bringing…
The amorphous blob of goo I found on my fridge last night
The blob’s best buddy Bilbo Baggins
The carnivorous cremated remains of my grandmother
My Emmy for Best Best Boy Grip In A West Coast Miniseries That Was Canned Before The Last Episode Was Broadcast.
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### Author:  [@Escanaba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Escanaba)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2000, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/picnic-warning-this-is-quite-lame/40803/5 "2000-11-11T20:43:51Z")
I’m going on a picnic and I’m bringing…
The amorphous blob of goo I found on my fridge last night
The blob’s best buddy Bilbo Baggins
The carnivorous cremated remains of my grandmother
My Dubious Emmy for Best Best Boy Grip In A West Coast Miniseries That Was Canned Before The Last Episode Was Broadcast.
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### Author:  [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2000, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/picnic-warning-this-is-quite-lame/40803/6 "2000-11-11T20:47:35Z")
The amorphous blob of goo I found on my fridge last night
The blob’s best buddy Bilbo Baggins
The carnivorous cremated remains of my grandmother
My Dubious Emmy for Best Best Boy Grip In A West Coast Miniseries That Was Canned Before The Last Episode Was Broadcast.
The enormous elemental table of Einstein.
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### Author:  [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2000, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/picnic-warning-this-is-quite-lame/40803/7 "2000-11-11T20:54:20Z")
The amorphous blob of goo I found on my fridge last night
The blob’s best buddy Bilbo Baggins
The carnivorous cremated remains of my grandmother
My Dubious Emmy for Best Best Boy Grip In A West Coast Miniseries That Was Canned Before The Last Episode Was Broadcast.
The enormous elemental table of Einstein.
A fucking shitload of cheeseburgers.
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### Author:  [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)
#### Post date: [November 12, 2000, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/picnic-warning-this-is-quite-lame/40803/8 "2000-11-12T15:41:30Z")
The amorphous blob of goo I found on my fridge last night
The blob’s best buddy Bilbo Baggins
The carnivorous cremated remains of my grandmother
My Dubious Emmy for Best Best Boy Grip In A West Coast Miniseries That Was Canned
Before The Last Episode Was Broadcast.
The enormous elemental table of Einstein.
A fucking shitload of cheeseburgers.
A great greasy glob of gooeygreen gummybears