# Picture of me Running Marathon

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/picture-of-me-running-marathon/93640>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 16, 2001, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/picture-of-me-running-marathon/93640 "2001-11-16T00:59:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/picture-of-me-running-marathon/93640/1 "2001-11-16T00:59:04Z")

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I posted this in an earlier thread, but I don’t think it got many views.

It’s a picture of me near the Lincoln Memorial running the Marine Corps Marathon. I ran in the Clydesdale division.

In case anybody was curious. This is what I look like.

[http://www.asiorders.com/view\_user\_photo.asp?EVENTID=1333&ID=728526](http://www.asiorders.com/view_user_photo.asp?EVENTID=1333&ID=728526)

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/picture-of-me-running-marathon/93640/2 "2001-11-16T01:10:10Z")

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Wow.

You look absolutely nothing like the image I had built of you in my mind.

I know you work out a lot and all, but all that farmer talk threw me, I think. 🙂

You don’t look like no farmer.

Yowza

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**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/picture-of-me-running-marathon/93640/3 "2001-11-16T01:11:34Z")

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**Scylla** , I’m impressed!

That you ran, I mean. 😃

Seriously, a marathon is serious stuff. I have two friends who ran marathons BLS (before law school) and they loved it. In San Francisco, no less. One partner said she wouldn’t have run across the street to chase a $100 bill until she met this really cute girl who ran marathons!

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**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/picture-of-me-running-marathon/93640/4 "2001-11-16T01:11:41Z")

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Well, I always knew it, and now it’s confirmed. _Don’t piss Scylla off._

Good picture, **Scylla**. Looks a lot better than the race pictures of _me_, where I look like I’m about to fall over and die.

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/picture-of-me-running-marathon/93640/5 "2001-11-16T01:26:31Z")

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Maybe it’s the crappy lighting in this room, but I can’t see your face in that picture. So, are you a babe or what?

Looks like you’ve got some serious legs, though. Mmmmmm. 😃

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**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/picture-of-me-running-marathon/93640/6 "2001-11-16T01:32:43Z")

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Forget about the legs, would ya look at them shoulders and chest!

Wowza indeed.

But don’t forget we love you for your mind. Yeah that’s it your huge, sculpted, well-defined mind. 😃

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/picture-of-me-running-marathon/93640/7 "2001-11-16T01:35:27Z")

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Okay, it looks like you need to relax your arms. Open up your chest, get some easy breathing, man! \<g\>

Cool, that is no mean feat, running in _and completing_ a marathon!

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/picture-of-me-running-marathon/93640/8 "2001-11-16T01:52:14Z")

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Scylla!

Chasing after those sheep has made ewe a baaaaabe!  
Anyone who runs in marathons can’t be right in the head.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/picture-of-me-running-marathon/93640/9 "2001-11-16T01:55:52Z")

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Hey…

I just had an idear.

Why not take this picture and put in a bunch of other popular pictures…like the Disaster Guy from the top of the WTC, only, " Unknown Man chasing the Taliban from Kabul." “Man running from bull runs in Pamploma.”  
“Man running on the moon.”

With all the dopers here, we could send you clear around the world within moments. It is one thing to \*\*believe \*\* an urban legend. It is another story altoghether to \*start \* one.

How do you feel about being famous?

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**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/picture-of-me-running-marathon/93640/10 "2001-11-16T03:05:30Z")

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Holy smokes, **Scylla**.

Niiiiiiiice photo, Mr. E1660.

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**Author:** ![beckwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b487fb/32.png) [@beckwall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beckwall)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/picture-of-me-running-marathon/93640/11 "2001-11-16T04:05:33Z")

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Yummy-on-a-stick.

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**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/picture-of-me-running-marathon/93640/12 "2001-11-16T13:24:24Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Persephone \*  
> \*\*Maybe it’s the crappy lighting in this room, but I can’t see your face in that picture. So, are you a babe or what?
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> Looks like you’ve got some serious legs, though. Mmmmmm. 😃 \*\*

You actually made it past the rest of the package to get to the face? You’re doing a damn sight better than I, who got hung up somewhere around the broad, chiseled chest. Clydesdale, indeed. 😃

I think, actually, that it may be the crappy lighting in your room. _I_ can see his face just fine, and he **is** a babe. Shame you’re missing out. 😉

I’m going off to grumble about Mrs. Scylla now.

Oh… and Scylla? Congrats… a marathon is no small feat. You should be quite proud of yourself.

-BK

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**Author:** ![Elenfair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cc9497/32.png) [@Elenfair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elenfair)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/picture-of-me-running-marathon/93640/13 "2001-11-16T13:31:23Z")

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Oh, dear one, dear benevolent ruler…

I was so dazzled by your brilliance that it took me a good two or three minutes for my eyes to adjust to the beams of puuuuuure light that engulfed you in that picture…

😃

Considering the type of response you are getting, we will have no problem taking over the female half of the world… You take “care” of them, I’ll take care of the men… And we’re all set.

World domination, here we come.

Elly 😃

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**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/picture-of-me-running-marathon/93640/14 "2001-11-16T15:16:40Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Persephone \*  
> \*\*Maybe it’s the crappy lighting in this room, but I can’t see your face in that picture. So, are you a babe or what?  
> \*\*

It’s hard to tell. My head has swelled to about three timese the size it was in the picture from reading these responses 😉

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/picture-of-me-running-marathon/93640/15 "2001-11-16T15:34:09Z")

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I’m a face guy. And I can’t get a good look at yer face, Mr. Marathon Man.

And the shadows in the pic make it hard to see much of anything else, either.☹

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**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/picture-of-me-running-marathon/93640/16 "2001-11-17T15:36:53Z")

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Yipes.  
I’m not supposed to be finding the **Chairman** sexy!

My eyes! My eyes!

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/picture-of-me-running-marathon/93640/17 "2001-11-17T16:01:56Z")

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Well, I do like faces. But the legs, chest, and arms…oh my. Mmmmmmm nummy nummy nummy! 😃

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**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/picture-of-me-running-marathon/93640/18 "2001-11-17T16:23:11Z")

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Add one more to the long list of Doper crushes that I have. I gotta agree with Pers, those legs and that chest are positively delicious.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/picture-of-me-running-marathon/93640/19 "2001-11-17T16:57:42Z")

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Pretty close to what I imagined, except for the mustache and pink hair.

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**Author:** ![pesch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pesch/32/4925_2.png) [@pesch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pesch)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/picture-of-me-running-marathon/93640/20 "2001-11-17T19:05:08Z")

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I’d like to point out that you can order prints of **Scylla** for your very own. I particularly recommend Package I, the Iwo Jima Memorial Plaque. Only $85.

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