# Picture of someone stealing a chair on Facebook

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/picture-of-someone-stealing-a-chair-on-facebook/657061>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 30, 2013, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/picture-of-someone-stealing-a-chair-on-facebook/657061 "2013-04-30T01:35:21Z")\
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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/picture-of-someone-stealing-a-chair-on-facebook/657061/1 "2013-04-30T01:35:21Z")

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A friend of mine posted a picture of one of her friends stealing a chair from a bar. My friend seemed to think it was funny (I suppose this was the reason for posting the picture on Facebook.)

What would you do if your friend posted a picture like that?

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**Author:** ![monstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/picture-of-someone-stealing-a-chair-on-facebook/657061/2 "2013-04-30T01:41:54Z")

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I’d think alcohol must be a helluva drug. I’d also feel relieved I wasn’t hanging out with them at the time. Not because they were stealing. Petty crimes can be kind of funny. But I can imagine it won’t be too long before they get caught. Wouldn’t want to see myself in that photo with them.

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/picture-of-someone-stealing-a-chair-on-facebook/657061/3 "2013-04-30T01:44:14Z")

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I think I’d post something like, “Dude, that’s probably like a $200 [or whatever] chair you’re stealing. This is why we can’t have nice things. Take it back, ferchrissakes!”

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**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/picture-of-someone-stealing-a-chair-on-facebook/657061/4 "2013-04-30T02:08:31Z")

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I don’t know that I’d _do_ it, but I’d be _tempted_ to send the picture to the bar in question.

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/picture-of-someone-stealing-a-chair-on-facebook/657061/5 "2013-04-30T13:01:10Z")

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> [@InternetLegend](#):
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> I don’t know that I’d _do_ it, but I’d be _tempted_ to send the picture to the bar in question.

I don’t actually know what bar it was.

I’m not a fan of people stealing stuff, although I don’t think I will actually do anything about this picture.

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**Author:** ![sandra\_nz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@sandra\_nz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sandra_nz)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/picture-of-someone-stealing-a-chair-on-facebook/657061/6 "2013-04-30T13:06:11Z")

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Honestly? I wouldn’t do anything.

Unless I was there, I wouldn’t know if the photo was staged as a joke, or if it was an actually robbery. I mean, how do you steal a chair?! Pop it under your jumper and hope no one notices?

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**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/picture-of-someone-stealing-a-chair-on-facebook/657061/7 "2013-04-30T13:12:15Z")

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I would ignore it and think my friends were idiots.

As described in the OP, this is a friend’s friend who’s doing the stealing, and I’d probably care even less in that case. Just roll my eyes at the immaturity and move on.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/picture-of-someone-stealing-a-chair-on-facebook/657061/8 "2013-04-30T13:12:38Z")

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Stool pigeon comes to mind.

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/picture-of-someone-stealing-a-chair-on-facebook/657061/9 "2013-04-30T13:19:44Z")

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> [@sandra\_nz](#):
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> Honestly? I wouldn’t do anything.
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> Unless I was there, I wouldn’t know if the photo was staged as a joke, or if it was an actually robbery. I mean, how do you steal a chair?! Pop it under your jumper and hope no one notices?

It was from a bar’s outdoor patio area (called a “terrasse” here in Montreal.)

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**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/picture-of-someone-stealing-a-chair-on-facebook/657061/10 "2013-04-30T14:46:47Z")

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I vote for do nothing, but agree they’re idiots. My problem would be that I tend to be friends with the bar owners around here, so in that case I might take it a step further.

Although you could post something like “I’ll remember this the next time they raise prices or lay someone off.”
