# Pictures of a Man Wearing and Not Wearing Pants **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 28, 2000, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038 "2000-11-28T16:18:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/21 "2000-11-28T17:18:40Z")
If there are pictures of **Spiny** or the other {male) Eurodopers w/out pants, I wanna see them. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/22 "2000-11-28T17:21:13Z")
Only if we EuroDoper males get to see pants-less females. Gender equality, and all that. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/23 "2000-11-28T17:25:42Z")
Ok, so 6 votes for me w/out pants 1 vote for me w/pants 2 votes for pics of EuroDopers w/out pants (1 vote for males, 1 for females) ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/24 "2000-11-28T17:26:13Z")
First off, I agree with porcupine. And I’ll pay any bribes necessary for tatertot to show us said pictures. 🙂 Second, I vote for no pants. Although Crunchy…you’re a hottie in BOTH pictures! Want another virtual mistress? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/25 "2000-11-28T18:15:21Z")
Now up to 8 votes for me without pants (Falcon’s vote and Nymysys emailed her answer - I had emailed some people to ask before Tatertot was nice enough to post these for me) Still only 1 vote for pants. I’m beginning to see a trend here. . . ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/26 "2000-11-28T18:40:01Z")
Another vote for no pants, aiai! ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/27 "2000-11-28T19:07:53Z")
Okay, ha ha, you made me look… :rolleyes: **Tater,** don’t you have work to do? Picture #2 on the right is by far the better photo, visually speaking. Picture #1 has the visual distraction of the tattooed wrist. Also his face, overall, looks better in #2. It’s a better angle. Picture #1 looks like one of those paparazzi “candid photos” of the Hollywood Bad Boy of the Month, snapped just before he leaps up and pops the photographer on the nose. [leaving with the uneasy suspicion that somehow she was the only one who wasn’t able to download the correct “pants/no-pants” pix; was there a secret password? was it just me? are they talking about me again? I hear whispering…STOP THAT!] ---
**Author:** ![dragonlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@dragonlady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragonlady)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/28 "2000-11-28T19:41:52Z")
Without pants. I ALWAYS vote for “without pants”. And yes, I DID look at the pics! And yes, as it happens, that IS drool. NEVERMIND ---
**Author:** ![idiotboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@idiotboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/idiotboy)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/29 "2000-11-28T19:44:32Z")
Ok, who switched CF’s pics with Matthew Perry’s? Oh nevermind, no one else seemed to noticed the resemblance anyways. I dig the tat picture. Please remove my chad from #1! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/30 "2000-11-28T19:48:25Z")
10 for no pants. 2 for pants. And, yes, I have heard the Matthew Perry thing before. 😛 I’ve also heard Elvis, but you can’t see it in these pix. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/31 "2000-11-28T20:01:33Z")
Whoops, somehow I missed **mega’s** vote. Make that 11 no-pant votes. And where were you drooling women _before_ I got engaged?! ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/32 "2000-11-28T20:30:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Duke \* > \*\*Only if we EuroDoper males get to see pants-less females. Gender equality, and all that. \*\* Well, I did just order a bunch of sexy underwear from Victoria’s Secret…but for now you’ll have to be happy with my People Pages pic, in which I am wearing pants. Despite the fact that votes are still coming in, I would like to project the **No Pants** version of **Crunchy Frog** as the winner. ---
**Author:** ![Ceejaytee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ceejaytee/32/2956_2.png) [@Ceejaytee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ceejaytee)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/33 "2000-11-28T21:00:40Z")
[audience chant] \*\*no \*\*pants, \*\*no \*\*pants, \*\*no \*\*pants… [/audience chant] And, my, he \*is \* crunchy. Just for the record, I also voted for iampunha’s no shirt picture. Must be a half-naked thing. [Who knew Crunchy was so cute?] ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/34 "2000-11-28T21:28:33Z")
In my unseemly rush to call for pants-less pictures of female EuroDopers, I notice that I’ve forgotten to vote on **Crunchy** ’s picture. I’m voting for the “no pants” version, if only because in the “pants” version it looks uncannily like **Crunchy** is trying to punch himself in the temple. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/35 "2000-11-28T21:45:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Duke \* > \*\*I’m voting for the “no pants” version, if only because in the “pants” version it looks uncannily like **Crunchy** is trying to punch himself in the temple. \*\* LOL, actually, these were taken Monday night while watching the football game. Honesty (my SO) likes photography as a hobby and took the two pics of me (actually 4 pix, but I didn’t like the other 2) to finish off her role of film. She developed them yesterday, I liked them and scanned them for the People Pages, cuz while having drinks Sunday, Shayna was asking about when I was gonna finally submit something. So there you go. I’m a little mad in that first pic, the second is when Honesty told me to look at her and smile for the camera. The two that aren’t posted are me making stupid faces. ---
**Author:** ![vix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a88e4f/32.png) [@vix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vix)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/36 "2000-11-28T21:56:15Z")
Well, Crunch, I’m gonna go against the grain and vote for the picture with the tat. I guess I go for the moody, sullen type. (Lucky me.) Though, uh, if there **were** actually a pants-less picture, I’d go for that. ::hubba hubba:: ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/37 "2000-11-28T22:58:42Z")
Second one is better. I decided this before I knew which was which. ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/38 "2000-11-29T01:09:26Z")
I’ll vote no pants - it’s lonely being the only guy on the people pages with no pants. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/39 "2000-11-29T02:44:45Z")
Crunchy-you are sex on a stick! 😉 I like the NO PANTS… He’s engaged, damn! The good ones always are! ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/40 "2000-11-29T06:37:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > \*\*And where were you drooling women _before_ I got engaged?! \*\* Um…right here and mercilessly flirting with you, no doubt! Anyway, I already cast my write-in, e-mail-in ballot for the tat picture. Of course, as I mentioned, judging from past experiences you will not pick the one I chose! (“Chicken of Bristol”, anyone?) Oh and since I’m here, **Twisty** , you are now to vote for the tat picture. (Thanks for covering **tater** , but you would have had him voting for the wrong one ;)) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038.md?page=3)