# Pictures of a Man Wearing and Not Wearing Pants **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 28, 2000, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038 "2000-11-28T16:18:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/41 "2000-11-29T07:10:19Z")
Oh no, **bethie** , I’m telling you the pant-less version is the right one! Are we going to have to get into a cat fight over this? Hmmmm, hmmmm? Heh, not that it matters since I have both pictures on my hard drive. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/42 "2000-11-29T07:12:40Z")
> [@](#): > > Okay, ha ha, you made me look… Tater, don’t you have work to do? As a matter of fact, I don’t! Today is my day off, heck I don’t even have a real job, I can post stupid topics all day long. And this was **Crunchy’s** idea, I just posted it because I have no shame. ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/43 "2000-11-29T07:16:31Z")
I like the one on the left. Don’t know where the pants come in. ---
**Author:** ![MamaHen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c89c15/32.png) [@MamaHen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MamaHen)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/44 "2000-11-29T07:27:17Z")
Please someone tell me I wasn’t the only sucker so hysterical to see Crunchy without pants that I just clicked before I realized it didn’t show from the waist down! Having said that…I vote for no pants every time. ---
**Author:** ![Commander\_Fortune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Commander\_Fortune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Commander_Fortune)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/45 "2000-11-29T07:34:20Z")
I liked the one on the right. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/46 "2000-11-29T08:59:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tatertot \* > \*\*Oh no, **bethie** , I’m telling you the pant-less version is the right one! Are we going to have to get into a cat fight over this? Hmmmm, hmmmm? > > Heh, not that it matters since I have both pictures on my hard drive. 😃 \*\* I have both pictures too. I got the e-mail also! Nyah! Anyway, we can’t cat-fight. You know when men see a cat-fight, they assume it’s going to turn into some hot lesbian action! ---
**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/47 "2000-11-29T09:04:13Z")
I’m for the tatto pic. Nice tat. On a slightly related note, can someone throw me a link to the “people pages” ? ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/48 "2000-11-29T09:08:51Z")
> [@](#): > > Anyway, we can’t cat-fight. You know when men see a cat-fight, they assume it’s going to turn into some hot lesbian action! You mean it doesn’t have to? Dammit, I’ve been having all this unnecessary hot lesbian action just because I thought it was the proper thing to do after a cat fight (kind of like kiss and make up), but now you tell me it’s optional. Sheesh, don’t I feel stupid now. 😉 And I’m going to vote for pant-less again, since I put the pictures up, I get to vote twice. Neener Neener. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/49 "2000-11-29T09:21:55Z")
I know, tater, I went through my years of supposed “mandatory” post-cat-fight hot lesbian action before I learned. Life is cruel. (Of course, I didn’t mean to insinuate that I would be opposed to the idea of hot lesbian sex with you, I just wanted you to know that people would _expect_ it if we were to start pulling each other’s hair and trying to scratch one another’s eyeballs out!) (Then again, I’m not saying that I’m only interested in you for sex, either. I respect you as a person, not just a sex object. Wait, not as a sex object at all. Not that you’re not sexy…I’ll just stop now.) (Sorry–I think I’m losing it!) ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/50 "2000-11-29T10:26:09Z")
He looks better in the shot on the left, IMHO ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/51 "2000-11-29T11:42:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by evilbeth \* > \*\*I know, tater, I went through my years of supposed “mandatory” post-cat-fight hot lesbian action before I learned. Life is cruel. > > (Of course, I didn’t mean to insinuate that I would be opposed to the idea of hot lesbian sex with you, I just wanted you to know that people would _expect_ it if we were to start pulling each other’s hair and trying to scratch one another’s eyeballs out!) > > (Then again, I’m not saying that I’m only interested in you for sex, either. I respect you as a person, not just a sex object. Wait, not as a sex object at all. Not that you’re not sexy…I’ll just stop now.) > > (Sorry–I think I’m losing it!) \*\* I know exactly what you mean, bethie. And it’s not that I’m _opposed_ to the idea of hot lesbian action with you, but I don’t want to ruin the friendship. And I have trouble seeing you as a sex object, because you seem to see my Cubby as a sex object and that would be too icky-like. Not that he’s icky, but I just see him more as a brother, or maybe a cousin. Now _his_ brother, maybe him I could lust for…or do you have a brother…we could all be a happy lusty family! All cleared up now…? 🙂 And I’d like to submit a third vote for pantless Crunchy, since I just sent him a very interesting picture and I think I deserve an extra vote for that. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/52 "2000-11-29T13:33:49Z")
I’m gonna go for the pic on the left. He looks a little too fey in the other one, IMO. ---
**Author:** ![kiwizukini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@kiwizukini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kiwizukini)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/53 "2000-11-29T15:05:07Z")
what happened to the pants ? ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/54 "2000-11-29T17:15:10Z")
Ok, hello again everyone. Thanks for voting, and thanks to **evilbeth** and **tatertot** for giving me visions of themselves getting into some hot lesbian sex after a catfight. Just to make sure we’re on the same page here for the pants/no pants argument: the pic of me in pants is the one on the left. W/out pants is on the right, because I’m smiling and you can’t see my hands. The truth is, those pics were taken within about 20 seconds of each other, and I’m wearing pants in both of them. The with/without pants thing is just a joke, m’kay? And **Guinastasia** : you said, “Crunchy-you are sex on a stick!” I’m not sure what that means, but thanks. So far the tally is **18** anti-pants votes, to **7** pants votes. **evilbeth’s** vote has yet to be counted, since I’m not at work, and if she hit reply, it would’ve replied to my work e-mail address. ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/55 "2000-11-29T17:19:59Z")
**Crunchy** , popsicles are on sticks. Ever see a woman eat a popsicle? ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/56 "2000-11-29T17:26:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by porcupine \* > \*\ ***Crunchy** , popsicles are on sticks. Ever see a woman eat a popsicle? \*\* Well, when you say it like that . . . Hey **Guinastasia** , how _you_ doin’? ---
**Author:** ![Spiritus\_Mundi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Spiritus\_Mundi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiritus_Mundi)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/57 "2000-11-29T17:51:32Z")
> [@](#): > > The truth is, those pics were taken within about 20 seconds of each other, and I’m wearing pants in both of them. The with/without pants thing is just a joke, m’kay? Sure. Try to dodge the truth now! It won’t work. We have the evidence. The issue has been raised! The Teeming Millions demand an answer! [sub](well, at least one of 'em does.) _What the hell are you doing watching Monday Night Football with no pants on?_ Inquiring minds want to know. Oh. And I vote for the one where you are not smiling. I hate smilies. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/58 "2000-11-29T20:17:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by porcupine \* > > \*\ ***Crunchy** , popsicles are on sticks. Ever see a woman eat a popsicle? \*\* > > Well, when you say it like that . . . > > Hey **Guinastasia** , how _you_ doin’? \*\* 😉 Pretty good… Originally, it was just an expression, meaning-whoa, you are sexy…but since you asked…hmmmm… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/59 "2000-11-29T20:25:20Z")
Well…how about taking a picture with no pants so we won’t feel cheated? ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/60 "2000-11-30T08:41:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tatertot \* > \*\*Now _his_ brother, maybe him I could lust for…or do you have a brother…we could all be a happy lusty family! > \*\* As a matter of fact, I _do_ have a brother. 21 years old, rugby player, med school student… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038.md?page=4)