# Pictures of a Man Wearing and Not Wearing Pants **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 28, 2000, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038 "2000-11-28T16:18:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/61 "2000-11-30T09:18:18Z")
Okay, you’ve got me convinced, I’ll lust after your brother and you can lust after Cubby. Or my real brother, he’s 20 and tall. I’m sure he has other qualities, but that’s all I can remember right now. But he’s really, really tall. Ooh, on the other hand, maybe you should stick with Cubby. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/62 "2000-11-30T10:01:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tatertot \* > \*\*Okay, you’ve got me convinced, I’ll lust after your brother and you can lust after Cubby. Or my real brother, he’s 20 and tall. I’m sure he has other qualities, but that’s all I can remember right now. But he’s really, really tall. Ooh, on the other hand, maybe you should stick with Cubby. \*\* I’m sure your brother is great but really, really tall doesn’t work well for me–I’m short! I think I’ll keep Twisty! ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/63 "2000-11-30T10:07:34Z")
But do you have any tall genes in your family? Because Cubby’s children are going to marry my children (so we can grow old and have grandkids together), and dammit, I want tall grandchildren! See, because TinyTot’s father’s family are all short & luckily TinyTot is tall (not that short is bad, but I think it’s better for TinyTot to be taller than his mother), but I’m not sure my tall genes are strong enough to be carried to a third generation (as my mother is short), and I’ll be gosh-darned if my grand-children aren’t taller than I am. Yes, I have put way too much thought into what is going to happen in 30-40 years. Back on track, are you tall Crunchy? I like tall guys. I like short guys, too. But tall guys look better w/out pants, because there is so much more to see. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/64 "2000-11-30T10:09:30Z")
All the males in my family are tall. All of the women are short. This is true on both sides of my family. Does that still work? How tall is Twisty? ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/65 "2000-11-30T10:17:40Z")
Cubby is shorter than me, but not too short. If I were a random girl, and not me, I’d do him. As for the other EuroManMeat, they are all tall. In fact, Yoji is my designated sperm donor, should I be unable to aquire any by other means. He also fills my “dark hair” qualification, as I’ve decided that my next child will have lots and lots of black hair when he/she is born. And brown eyes, but I forgot what color eyes he has. Cubby has blue/green eyes. I don’t know if that is important to you, but I’m proud of myself for remembering. I wonder what color eyes **Crunchy** has? \<—see, I’m making some effort to stay on topic! ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/66 "2000-11-30T10:28:23Z")
My vote is for no pants. Not just because you’re hot, but I have a thing for cute smiles. So there is a Crunchy brother, eh? mmm… ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/67 "2000-11-30T10:29:39Z")
On topic–BAH! Anyway, I can vouch that Crunchy has a rather sexy voice! Having only spoken to him and never having actually seen him, I’m afraid I cannot answer anything else about him! ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/68 "2000-11-30T10:56:01Z")
Since evilbeth rejected my brother, I feel a little bad for him so I decided to put his picture up, too and see if anyone wanted him. Alas, the only ones I have are with his hair in it’s in between stage. Usually it’s either completely shaved or in an Asian-Boy Afro. As a bonus, I’ve included a picture of BubbaTot, so you can see how he’ll age! And if anybody wants BubbaTot, let me say that you are a sick bastard, my Daddy is **not** an object of lust. [BrotherTot](http://eurodopers.homestead.com/Bubba.html) Heh, don’t you love those days when I don’t have anything productive to do? Who knows what I’ll put up next! And, as much as it pains me to say this, **Crunchy** is much cuter than BrotherTot. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/69 "2000-11-30T11:33:31Z")
Bethie, I’m about 5 foot 7 inches or so. Is that suitable? ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/70 "2000-11-30T17:45:12Z")
Let me address some things here: **Spiritus Mundi** - I think you may have misunderstood my post. I am fully clothed in both pix. I am NOT watching Monday Night Football pantsless. Besides, so what if I was? Maybe I _really_ like football. **tatertot** - I’m 5’10" with hazel-green eyes. Thanks for those attempts at staying on the subject. **Medea’s Child** - I’m not sure what you’re referring to about a Crunchy brother, but it wouldn’t be my brother. My only sibling is a sister who is 2 years older than I am. **evilbeth** - You’re not still mad about the Chicken of Bristol thing are you? I had narrowed the choices down to Chicken of Bristol or Crunchy Frog. It came down the the flip of a coin really. ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/71 "2000-11-30T17:52:36Z")
And your sister is married, no? So there will be no setting up or lusting after her? I found out that Cubby has not one, but two brothers, but he never would tell me if they were cuter than he is. And hazel green eyes are delish. And I’m 5’10", too! We could wear each other’s pants! ---
**Author:** ![lolagranola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ea5d25/32.png) [@lolagranola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lolagranola)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/72 "2000-11-30T20:51:51Z")
No pants!!! Did I mention that Crunchy Frog isn’t a bad looking guy?? ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038/73 "2000-11-30T23:46:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TwistofFate \* > \*\*Bethie, I’m about 5 foot 7 inches or so. Is that suitable? \*\* As I suspected, you are perfect! And, BTW, **Crunchy Frog** , whatever gave you the idea that I was still upset over that! 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-a-man-wearing-and-not-wearing-pants/43038.md?page=3)