# Pictures of white people mourning Romney

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-white-people-mourning-romney/640321>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [November 8, 2012, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-white-people-mourning-romney/640321 "2012-11-08T03:21:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2012, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-white-people-mourning-romney/640321/61 "2012-11-09T01:51:41Z")

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> [@drewtwo99](#):
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> Wow he got that tattooed on his face? It’s really not paint?

> [@The\_Dord](#):
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> He’ll be spending most of that money getting it removed or covered up!

OK, it turns out it wasn’t quite that simple.

[He auctioned off his face for tattooing, and some Republican buyer apparently won.](http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/10/man-gets-romney-r-tattooed-on-his-face-for-15000/)

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**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2012, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-white-people-mourning-romney/640321/62 "2012-11-09T02:29:15Z")

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> [@lisiate](#):
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> Is this [one of Romney](http://goptears.tumblr.com/image/35193621650)and Obama for real? If it is real it has to be one of the most perfect photos ever…

Nope. Here’s the original Obama photo, which is possibly the best photo I’ve ever seen of him. I wonder what the person on the phone was saying?  
[http://www.wilkowmajority.com/media/uploads/Obama\_on\_phone.jpg](http://www.wilkowmajority.com/media/uploads/Obama_on_phone.jpg)

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**Author:** ![lisiate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f05b48/32.png) [@lisiate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisiate)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2012, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-white-people-mourning-romney/640321/63 "2012-11-09T02:44:42Z")

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Damn I knew it was too good to be true, good bit of manipulation by whoever made it.

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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2012, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-white-people-mourning-romney/640321/64 "2012-11-09T02:46:51Z")

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> [@davidm](#):
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> Nope. Here’s the original Obama photo, which is possibly the best photo I’ve ever seen of him. I wonder what the person on the phone was saying?  
> [http://www.wilkowmajority.com/media/uploads/Obama\_on\_phone.jpg](http://www.wilkowmajority.com/media/uploads/Obama_on_phone.jpg)

I can’t find the source right now, but I’ve read that he called the wrong number.

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**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2012, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-white-people-mourning-romney/640321/65 "2012-11-09T03:01:37Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> I’m kinda partial to this [one](http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2012/08/28/us/28caucus-shear/28caucus-shear-blog480.jpg), myself.

That’s the best candidate I’ve seen for the “Invisible Penis” treatment.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2012, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-white-people-mourning-romney/640321/66 "2012-11-09T03:22:15Z")

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[“Do you prefer ‘fashion victim’, or ‘ensembly challenged’”?](http://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/403411_427349397332798_2062231266_n.jpg) -Cher Horowitz

[Macauley Culkin](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md71j0KvJa1rkd8gso1_500.jpg), anyone?

And they say _liberals_ [disrespect the flag](http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/404261_10152232996415076_273840226_n.jpg)?

I didn’t know [SANTA](http://whitepeoplemourningromney.tumblr.com/image/35285819046) voted for Romney!

[WAAAAHHHH!!!](http://i.huffpost.com/gen/743925/thumbs/s-MITT-ROMNEY-BOEHNER-large.jpg)

I see it more as absurdity, like “People of Walmart”, or “Bad Family Photos”. And yeah, there is that element of nutjobbery. A friend of mine sounds like he’s going to pop a blood vessel the way he keeps posting on facebook. He seriously seems to believe America is going communist. (MY only issue with this site is the hotlinking images. Not cool, dude, not cool.)  
As for the tattoo guy, it couldn’t be any worse than the woman who got the website address of a casino tattooed on her forehead to pay for her son’s tuition. For _one year_. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8dc957/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2012, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-white-people-mourning-romney/640321/67 "2012-11-09T03:22:36Z")

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> [@MsWhatsit](#):
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> I can’t find the source right now, but I’ve read that he called the wrong number.

Oh yes, I see the cell phone in his hand now. Darn it, I was hoping that picture was real.

What made the faked picture extra hilarious was the way Obama seemed to be doing the classic Jack Benny pose. “…Well!”

Yep, old enough to remember those.

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**Author:** ![mack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mack)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2012, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-white-people-mourning-romney/640321/68 "2012-11-09T03:25:12Z")

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> [Quote=Originally Posted by Crazyhorse]
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> Actually I think I see what’s going on - she kneeling with her left leg (the one against the floor), then crossing her other leg over that one in a bizarre combination of a lounging position and a cross-legged position.

> [@Feyrat](#):
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> But her KNEES are in the completely wrong place/angle for that! I mean, I know how she’s theoretically sitting, but something in that picture is just… not working.

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Crazyhorse is correct. I tried it out on one of my daughters.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2012, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-white-people-mourning-romney/640321/69 "2012-11-09T03:31:12Z")

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> [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](#):
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> For the record, the candidate whose campaign sign she is actually sitting in front of (UT State Governor Gary Herbert-R) won in a landslide.

Should I change my statement to, “Decisions, decisions: She’s hot, but Mormon?” 'Cuz I’m not seeing the difference. 😉

ETA: On reflection I see my logical error. You can put it in the crazy, but you can’t put it in the Mormon. 😃

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**Author:** ![Hyperelastic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Hyperelastic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hyperelastic)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2012, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-white-people-mourning-romney/640321/70 "2012-11-09T12:19:43Z")

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God help you people, even when you win, you act like a bunch of losers. 😛 May you find peace.

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**Author:** ![gamerunknown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6bbea6/32.png) [@gamerunknown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gamerunknown)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2012, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-white-people-mourning-romney/640321/71 "2012-11-09T13:36:06Z")

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> [@Jophiel](#):
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> I feel kind of bad [for this kid](http://whitepeoplemourningromney.tumblr.com/image/35238043978). Not that Romney lost, but that he looks to be about 11-12 years old and has been dragged deeply enough into our mess of American politics that it drives him to tears when “his guy” loses.
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> Go play some Xbox, kid. Or baseball. Or discover that about 50% of your classmates are growing boobs.

I think the issue is that he’s next to Dan Savage. Thus, very unlikely to be interested in boobs.

Also, [this photo](http://whitepeoplemourningromney.tumblr.com/image/35223536334)’s inclusion is ridiculous. Such poise, such vigour. She’s clearly not mourning Romney, she just alighted on a poor vintage of Beaujolais.

Anyone doubting my credentials as a True Conservative would do well to check my Signature.

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**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2012, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-white-people-mourning-romney/640321/72 "2012-11-09T14:43:13Z")

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[Seperated](http://whitepeoplemourningromney.tumblr.com/post/35303057215) at [birth?](http://s.ngm.com/afghan-girl/images/afghan-girl-615.jpg)

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**Author:** ![klarg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7cd45c/32.png) [@klarg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/klarg)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2012, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-white-people-mourning-romney/640321/73 "2012-11-09T16:42:28Z")

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Their tears are so unbelievably sweet!

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**Author:** ![klarg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7cd45c/32.png) [@klarg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/klarg)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2012, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-white-people-mourning-romney/640321/74 "2012-11-09T16:47:02Z")

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This is what happens when you wear only one American flag lapel pin.

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2012, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-white-people-mourning-romney/640321/75 "2012-11-09T16:54:18Z")

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> [@lisiate](#):
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> Damn I knew it was too good to be true, good bit of manipulation by whoever made it.

Seriously? You thought that a) Romney would be watching the returns while in his campaign bus (alone, with a photographer), b) the networks would use that photo of Obama to announce the winner and c) they’d use the Obama campaign’s “O” in the “2012”?

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2012, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-white-people-mourning-romney/640321/76 "2012-11-09T17:38:14Z")

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> [@Feyrat](#):
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> I cannot for the life of me figure out how this woman’s legs work. What the hell?
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> [http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/c90.0.403.403/p403x403/486278\_10151240002038258\_146859507\_n.jpg](http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/c90.0.403.403/p403x403/486278_10151240002038258_146859507_n.jpg)

Her name is Marionette. The pic was taken just after the electinon cut her strings.

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2012, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-white-people-mourning-romney/640321/77 "2012-11-09T17:39:14Z")

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Why can’t they afford more chairs?

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**Author:** ![lisiate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f05b48/32.png) [@lisiate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisiate)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2012, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-white-people-mourning-romney/640321/78 "2012-11-09T17:46:38Z")

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Well I was sceptical but I did hope it were true. Why wouldn’t there be photographer on the bus? And as a non-American I’ve no idea what graphics your networks use and that the 2012 Obama logo is any different from the one he used in 2008.

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**Author:** ![lisiate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f05b48/32.png) [@lisiate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisiate)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2012, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-white-people-mourning-romney/640321/79 "2012-11-09T17:48:26Z")

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Sorry previous post was a reply to Munch.

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2012, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pictures-of-white-people-mourning-romney/640321/80 "2012-11-09T17:50:42Z")

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I hate that I’m blocked from most of these images at work, so I’m subscribing to view later. The ones I can see are a cross between hilarious and pitiful. No, wait, they’re simultaneously hilarious and pitiful.

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