# Piees of shit who can't read the F#ckin' question! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 18, 2004, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/piees-of-shit-who-cant-read-the-f-ckin-question/235033 "2004-03-18T15:56:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![GawnFishin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e9bcb4/32.png) [@GawnFishin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GawnFishin)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/piees-of-shit-who-cant-read-the-f-ckin-question/235033/1 "2004-03-18T15:56:00Z")
These people really piss me off! And yes sometimes this does include me also. There, said and finished. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/piees-of-shit-who-cant-read-the-f-ckin-question/235033/2 "2004-03-18T15:57:22Z")
about 12:30 ---
**Author:** ![GawnFishin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e9bcb4/32.png) [@GawnFishin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GawnFishin)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/piees-of-shit-who-cant-read-the-f-ckin-question/235033/3 "2004-03-18T16:01:21Z")
lmao I needed that… ---
**Author:** ![Grey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Grey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grey)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/piees-of-shit-who-cant-read-the-f-ckin-question/235033/4 "2004-03-18T16:02:34Z")
Ok, when did we start pluralizing pie with “es”? Thin skin posters should be careful of what they wish for. ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/piees-of-shit-who-cant-read-the-f-ckin-question/235033/5 "2004-03-18T16:09:02Z")
Surprised me! I thought only cakes of shit could read. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/piees-of-shit-who-cant-read-the-f-ckin-question/235033/6 "2004-03-18T16:10:16Z")
I’m confused. What is this about again? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/piees-of-shit-who-cant-read-the-f-ckin-question/235033/7 "2004-03-18T16:11:29Z")
And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for you darn kids! ---
**Author:** ![GawnFishin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e9bcb4/32.png) [@GawnFishin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GawnFishin)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/piees-of-shit-who-cant-read-the-f-ckin-question/235033/8 "2004-03-18T16:12:15Z")
lol…Ok it should have been pieces and I only just notices thought I did not want to just post again as this would probably be seen as an attempt to boost my post count. However since you quite rightly pointed out my error I felt it appropriate to post in reply and thank you and in doing this could not be seen as an attempt to boost my post count. So “thank you”. ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/piees-of-shit-who-cant-read-the-f-ckin-question/235033/9 "2004-03-18T16:22:01Z")
Well, your subject is somewhat vague, care to elaborate? And since it _is_ the pit - fuck your post count and the hamster it rode in on. Bubba ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/piees-of-shit-who-cant-read-the-f-ckin-question/235033/10 "2004-03-18T16:25:56Z")
You know what pisses me off? People who start posts with “lol”. This is not a chat room, fella. And the answer to your question is “Pearl Buck”, I can’t believe you didn’t know that. /Didn’t read the friggin’ question. ---
**Author:** ![heater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/858c86/32.png) [@heater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heater)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/piees-of-shit-who-cant-read-the-f-ckin-question/235033/11 "2004-03-18T16:31:02Z")
lol **Airman** ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/piees-of-shit-who-cant-read-the-f-ckin-question/235033/12 "2004-03-18T16:40:36Z")
Nice to see we’re all getting into the spirit of things here, eh **heater**? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![GawnFishin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e9bcb4/32.png) [@GawnFishin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GawnFishin)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/piees-of-shit-who-cant-read-the-f-ckin-question/235033/13 "2004-03-18T16:46:57Z")
🙂 Have a nice day 🙂 Most enjoyable thread I’ve posted in lately… I should pit myself more often… ---
**Author:** ![gluteus\_maximus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@gluteus\_maximus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gluteus_maximus)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/piees-of-shit-who-cant-read-the-f-ckin-question/235033/14 "2004-03-18T16:58:12Z")
Cite? Suck the maggot-infested dickcheese off a dead goat’s necrotized cock, you asshatted fucktard. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/piees-of-shit-who-cant-read-the-f-ckin-question/235033/15 "2004-03-18T17:00:48Z")
> [@gluteus maximus](#): > > Suck the maggot-infested dickcheese off a dead goat’s necrotized cock, you asshatted fucktard. You could have just told me to go away. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/piees-of-shit-who-cant-read-the-f-ckin-question/235033/16 "2004-03-18T17:04:47Z")
> [@gluteus maximus](#): > > Cite? > Suck the maggot-infested dickcheese off a dead goat’s necrotized cock, you asshatted fucktard. Oh, yeah! Well why don’t you you pull your goat smegma encrusted dick out of your mother long enough to fucking come up with more creative fucking insults, eh? ---
**Author:** ![gluteus\_maximus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@gluteus\_maximus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gluteus_maximus)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/piees-of-shit-who-cant-read-the-f-ckin-question/235033/17 "2004-03-18T17:06:12Z")
> [@Lobsang](#): > > You could have just told me to go away. ☹ I didn’t know _you_ were here, too! :eek: I was talking to that other piies of shit. ---
**Author:** ![GawnFishin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e9bcb4/32.png) [@GawnFishin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GawnFishin)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/piees-of-shit-who-cant-read-the-f-ckin-question/235033/18 "2004-03-18T17:12:25Z")
> [@](#): > > Cite? > Suck the maggot-infested dickcheese off a dead goat’s necrotized cock, you asshatted fucktard. Wow a personal attack, and I think in relation to [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=245631) however I don’t recall personally attacking anyone, maybe it’s just my interpretation but I thought the OP was pitting himself because of [this thread instead](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=245716). An easy mistake to make especially for one who uses terms like “asshatted fucktard” I guess. ---
**Author:** ![gluteus\_maximus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@gluteus\_maximus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gluteus_maximus)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/piees-of-shit-who-cant-read-the-f-ckin-question/235033/19 "2004-03-18T17:12:29Z")
> [@Ilsa\_Lund](#): > > Oh, yeah! Well why don’t you you pull your goat smegma encrusted dick out of your mother long enough to fucking come up with more creative fucking insults, eh? I believe you’ve seen me warn other reclining sacks of shit about bringing my sainted mother into discussions about anything other than Mother’s Day… so just go back to licking your hemorhoids, and no more whining about how the Preparation H dulls your tastebuds, OK? ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/piees-of-shit-who-cant-read-the-f-ckin-question/235033/20 "2004-03-18T17:32:34Z")
Would it be wrong to say here, “When come back bring piees of shit?” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/piees-of-shit-who-cant-read-the-f-ckin-question/235033.md?page=2)