# Piees of shit who can't read the F#ckin' question! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 18, 2004, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/piees-of-shit-who-cant-read-the-f-ckin-question/235033 "2004-03-18T15:56:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![heater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/858c86/32.png) [@heater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heater)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/piees-of-shit-who-cant-read-the-f-ckin-question/235033/21 "2004-03-18T17:44:50Z")
Actually, I think he’s channelling Triumph, so it’d be “When come back breeng piees of sheet” [sub]I keed, I keed[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/piees-of-shit-who-cant-read-the-f-ckin-question/235033/22 "2004-03-18T17:56:43Z")
> [@gluteus maximus](#): > > I believe you’ve seen me warn other reclining sacks of shit about bringing my sainted mother into discussions about anything other than Mother’s Day… so just go back to licking your hemorhoids, and no more whining about how the Preparation H dulls your tastebuds, OK? Oh, well why don’t you take that spiky double ended dildo out of your ass and come over HERE and say that, you goat felching, shit eating, ass for a hat piece of liquid duck turd? ---
**Author:** ![caphis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19adc/32.png) [@caphis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caphis)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/piees-of-shit-who-cant-read-the-f-ckin-question/235033/23 "2004-03-18T18:43:03Z")
> [@12 parsecs from home](#): > > Wow a personal attack, and I think in relation to [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=245631) however I don’t recall personally attacking anyone, maybe it’s just my interpretation but I thought the OP was pitting himself because of [this thread instead](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=245716). An easy mistake to make especially for one who uses terms like “asshatted fucktard” I guess. …whoosh? ---
**Author:** ![gluteus\_maximus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@gluteus\_maximus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gluteus_maximus)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/piees-of-shit-who-cant-read-the-f-ckin-question/235033/24 "2004-03-18T19:45:30Z")
> [@Ilsa\_Lund](#): > > Oh, well why don’t you take that spiky double ended dildo out of your ass and come over HERE and say that, you goat felching, shit eating, ass for a hat piece of liquid duck turd? Ha! You are _ **SO** _ jealous (I mean envious, of course!) !!! I mean… wait a minute… Ha! I am _ **SO** _ jealous that I don’t have your spiky double-ended tongue in _ **my** _ ass, too! Also, you fucking [STOLE](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=131657&postcount=29) ‘goat-felching’ from **Coldfire**! I know! Because I searched, and that’s the earliest use of the term on the SDMB that the SEARCH function would give me! So, fucking THERE! Besides, who ever heard of ducks having solid stool, anyway, Mr. Biologist? So, you can just take your envious, jealous, thieving, redundant, hemorhoid-licking, Preparation H-huffing, jism-snorting, Nazi-hating, Grape-Nuts-enema-loving, hyphen-dropping, wishing-you-were-here-where-I-am-so-I-could-stick-my-pointy-toed-boot-toe-in-your-ass-so-you-could-lick-my-shit-heeled-boot-heel pubic dandruff-blizzarding nose, and, and, go whoooosh yourself a new asshole so that you’ll have a nice, shitty place to put the other end of your pointed head when it gets cold! ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/piees-of-shit-who-cant-read-the-f-ckin-question/235033/25 "2004-03-18T19:53:01Z")
> [@gluteus maximus](#): > > So, you can just take your envious, jealous, thieving, redundant, hemorhoid-licking, Preparation H-huffing, jism-snorting, Nazi-hating, Grape-Nuts-enema-loving, hyphen-dropping, wishing-you-were-here-where-I-am-so-I-could-stick-my-pointy-toed-boot-toe-in-your-ass-so-you-could-lick-my-shit-heeled-boot-heel pubic dandruff-blizzarding nose, and, and, go whoooosh yourself a new asshole so that you’ll have a nice, shitty place to put the other end of your pointed head when it gets cold! Is that you, mom? ---
**Author:** ![gluteus\_maximus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@gluteus\_maximus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gluteus_maximus)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/piees-of-shit-who-cant-read-the-f-ckin-question/235033/26 "2004-03-18T19:59:05Z")
> [@Airman Doors](#): > > Is that you, mom? Don’t you ‘mom’ me! If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times… it’s _Mommy, Dearest_! By the way; you’re grounded until Halloween. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/piees-of-shit-who-cant-read-the-f-ckin-question/235033/27 "2004-03-18T21:13:40Z")
> [@gluteus maximus](#): > > Ha! > > You are _ **SO** _ jealous (I mean envious, of course!) !!! > I mean… wait a minute… > > Ha! I am _ **SO** _ jealous that I don’t have your spiky double-ended tongue in _ **my** _ ass, too! > > Also, you fucking [STOLE](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=131657&postcount=29) ‘goat-felching’ from **Coldfire**! I know! Because I searched, and that’s the earliest use of the term on the SDMB that the SEARCH function would give me! So, fucking THERE! > Besides, who ever heard of ducks having solid stool, anyway, Mr. Biologist? > So, you can just take your envious, jealous, thieving, redundant, hemorhoid-licking, Preparation H-huffing, jism-snorting, Nazi-hating, Grape-Nuts-enema-loving, hyphen-dropping, wishing-you-were-here-where-I-am-so-I-could-stick-my-pointy-toed-boot-toe-in-your-ass-so-you-could-lick-my-shit-heeled-boot-heel pubic dandruff-blizzarding nose, and, and, go whoooosh yourself a new asshole so that you’ll have a nice, shitty place to put the other end of your pointed head when it gets cold! Well… Well… YOU’RE A BIGGER ONE! POOPYHEAD! ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2004, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/piees-of-shit-who-cant-read-the-f-ckin-question/235033/28 "2004-03-19T00:52:56Z")
**12 parsecs** , don’t start nonsensical threads like these. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/piees-of-shit-who-cant-read-the-f-ckin-question/235033.md?page=1)