# Pig Masterbation.  SQUEEEEEALLLLLLL!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pig-masterbation-squeeeeealllllll/277314>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 30, 2004, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pig-masterbation-squeeeeealllllll/277314 "2004-11-30T12:23:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2004, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pig-masterbation-squeeeeealllllll/277314/41 "2004-12-01T23:05:40Z")

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Oh come on. If people were watching ‘Five’ what did they expect?

What?

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2004, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pig-masterbation-squeeeeealllllll/277314/42 "2004-12-01T23:10:36Z")

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A naked Keith Chegwin?

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**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2004, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pig-masterbation-squeeeeealllllll/277314/43 "2004-12-01T23:22:38Z")

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> [@Tapioca Dextrin](#):
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> A naked Keith Chegwin?

Ahhhhhhhh!

You’re getting my therapy bills!

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**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2004, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pig-masterbation-squeeeeealllllll/277314/44 "2004-12-02T00:22:52Z")

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> [@Jervoise](#):
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> Now that takes me back.
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> As a wee nipper I was sent to the farm to learn about rural ways. On one such visit, my eight year old eyes were presented with the sight of a boar trying to inseminate a sow. The female farmer was also engaged in the process, pushing and swearing at the boar as it mounted the sow. Mounted the sow’s head, that is.
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> That day I learned that some pigs just aren’t very clever at sex. Or maybe some pigs just like a spot of foreplay before the main event.

To this DeHusband replied, “No this does not mean that all men are pigs!”

Does, too.

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pig-masterbation-squeeeeealllllll/277314/45 "2004-12-03T03:16:20Z")

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I’ll be glad to stand in for the pig next time Rebecca is feeling the urge 😃

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**Author:** ![Etherman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/958977/32.png) [@Etherman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Etherman)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pig-masterbation-squeeeeealllllll/277314/46 "2004-12-03T03:27:11Z")

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Try the BBQ, it’s jerked pork loin.

Does this make her an animal fluffer?

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2004, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pig-masterbation-squeeeeealllllll/277314/47 "2004-12-03T03:43:32Z")

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And when I followed the link, the list of Other The Other Side Headlines included “Man wants to live like pig”! Sequential title of the month.

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