# Pigeons. Dammed Ones. Possibly literally. (NEWSLINKS)

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 3, 2024, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pigeons-dammed-ones-possibly-literally-newslinks/997052 "2024-02-03T00:52:13Z")\
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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2024, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pigeons-dammed-ones-possibly-literally-newslinks/997052/1 "2024-02-03T00:52:13Z")

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Pigeons from ~~Hell.~~ Shropshire. But still messengers of Death.  
[Yes, they ARE coming to get you. NEWSLINK](https://thevictorianbookofthedead.wordpress.com/2024/01/31/pigeons-of-doom-1700/)

India has exonerated a Pigeon of being a Spy. For China.  
[Next week, they will be hanging Chimps from lamp posts, on suspicion of being French. (A Historical reference, that.) {NEWSLINK}](https://m.economictimes.com/news/new-updates/pigeon-suspected-of-spying-soars-free-after-8-months-of-investigation-details-inside/amp_articleshow/107287283.cms)

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2024, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pigeons-dammed-ones-possibly-literally-newslinks/997052/2 "2024-02-03T01:02:09Z")

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Good God.

I hope no one comes to interview my Siamese cats.  
They know thangs.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2024, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pigeons-dammed-ones-possibly-literally-newslinks/997052/3 "2024-02-03T01:06:56Z")

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Yes, but they’re cats. They don’t care. The information is absolutely safe.

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**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2024, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pigeons-dammed-ones-possibly-literally-newslinks/997052/4 "2024-02-03T06:40:36Z")

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Are you kidding? A cat will tell all for anyone who opens a can of tuna.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2024, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pigeons-dammed-ones-possibly-literally-newslinks/997052/5 "2024-02-03T06:50:19Z")

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Not as much as That Dog.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2024, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pigeons-dammed-ones-possibly-literally-newslinks/997052/6 "2024-02-03T06:56:21Z")

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I do love a little pigeon.🥰

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**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2024, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pigeons-dammed-ones-possibly-literally-newslinks/997052/7 "2024-02-03T07:43:40Z")

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> [@InternetLegend](#):
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> A cat will tell all for anyone who opens a can of tuna.

I was informed, on this very message borads that a cat would do anything for sardines.

I attempted to bribe my two teenager cats (around 6 months old) with sardines, tinned. Absolutely no interrest.

There is a great fish shop just down the road, maybe I could try some fresh ones.

In any case, neither like canned tuna.

(An aside. Years ago I used to work in a sushi restaurant. At the end of the night, they would throw out all the sushi. But I was friendly with the head sushi chef, so my girlfriend and I, and more importantly, our cat, would binge on sushi at 2am when I got home. The cat liked sashimi more than maki)

To try to bring this back on topic:

I have never felt the need to taste the rats of the sky. I have however eaten a pigeon’s egg. I was housesitting for a friend who had rescued a pigeon with a broken wing. She (the bird) laid an egg. She did not have nesting material in her enclosure, so she was disinterested.

So I fried it and ate it. It tasted like butter. I added too much to the tiny pan I used.

But what a glorious sight to see a soft fried egg only about 3cm in diameter

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2024, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pigeons-dammed-ones-possibly-literally-newslinks/997052/8 "2024-02-03T14:36:42Z")

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[![](https://i.postimg.cc/T3y0mM9D/Pigeons-from-Hell-cover-front.jpg) ](https://i.postimg.cc/T3y0mM9D/Pigeons-from-Hell-cover-front.jpg)  
A great read!!

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**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2024, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pigeons-dammed-ones-possibly-literally-newslinks/997052/9 "2024-02-03T18:46:58Z")

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> [@scudsucker](#):
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> I was informed, on this very message borads that a cat would do anything for sardines.
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> I attempted to bribe my two teenager cats (around 6 months old) with sardines, tinned. Absolutely no interrest.
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> There is a great fish shop just down the road, maybe I could try some fresh ones.
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> In any case, neither like canned tuna.

So we know whose cats to call on in an emergency!

> [@scudsucker](#):
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> I have never felt the need to taste the rats of the sky. I have however eaten a pigeon’s egg. I was housesitting for a friend who had rescued a pigeon with a broken wing. She (the bird) laid an egg. She did not have nesting material in her enclosure, so she was disinterested.

Pigeons [don’t need no stinkin’ nesting material](https://sadanduseless.b-cdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/lazy-nest3.jpg)!

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**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2024, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pigeons-dammed-ones-possibly-literally-newslinks/997052/10 "2024-02-03T19:06:46Z")

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> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#):
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> Pigeons from ~~Hell.~~ Shropshire. But still messengers of Death.  
> [Yes, they ARE coming to get you. NEWSLINK](https://thevictorianbookofthedead.wordpress.com/2024/01/31/pigeons-of-doom-1700/)

Stop that Pigeon!  
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zTuWPjYDL8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zTuWPjYDL8)
