# Pigs **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [November 8, 1999, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pigs/4831 "1999-11-08T17:33:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![grandestiffo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@grandestiffo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grandestiffo)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 1999, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pigs/4831/1 "1999-11-08T17:33:00Z")
Cecil, is it true that pigs can have orgasms for up to 30 min.'s? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pigs/4831/2 "1999-11-09T06:31:00Z")
How do you think Cecil would know?? Why not find out fer yerself? ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pigs/4831/3 "1999-11-09T06:41:00Z")
Cecil would know because he’s Cecil. Knowing things is _what he does_. [Do female pigs have six-minute orgasms?](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_064b.html) ## Really, we must remember to check the archives before we ask your questions. Livin’ on Tums, Vitamin E and Rogaine ---
**Author:** ![Nickrz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbce88/32.png) [@Nickrz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nickrz)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pigs/4831/4 "1999-11-09T06:45:00Z")
I dunno… I kinda would have liked to read _that_ research paper. ---
**Author:** ![EvilGhandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@EvilGhandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilGhandi)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pigs/4831/5 "1999-11-09T10:20:00Z")
Hmm… a poster with a screen name of grande stiffo asks about pig orgasms on his first post? Maybe I am just the suspicious type but I think someones trying out their brand of juvenile humor on us. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Kentzel-Griffin)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 1999, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pigs/4831/6 "1999-11-12T06:05:00Z")
grandestiffo is also not a current aol user. Sounds like post-and-run. ---
**Author:** ![TheNerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TheNerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheNerd)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 1999, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pigs/4831/7 "1999-11-13T04:25:00Z")
What does being an aol user have to do with it? I’m not now, nor have I ever been (nor will I ever be) an aol user, and yet I post here fairly often. As to the OP, I’ve heard that particular “fact” before, passed along in a humorous email. That doesn’t really lend it credibility in my mind, but then again, I’ve not done the research. ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 1999, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pigs/4831/8 "1999-11-13T16:21:00Z")
Male pigs have a corkscrew-like penis. I don’t think it could hump for 30 minutes. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 1999, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pigs/4831/9 "1999-11-13T16:36:00Z")
Im surprised Cecil didnt mention the Bonobo(I think thats right) chimps in that column. Bonobos engage in ALLLL sorts of recreational sex including oral sex (both hetero and homo) and masturbation. There chimp society revolves around it. * * * “Boy, wouldja get a load of the cloaca on that one”? -Cecil Adams, october 8 1999 ---
**Author:** ![mr\_john](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@mr\_john](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mr_john)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 1999, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pigs/4831/10 "1999-11-13T16:39:00Z")
handy, Which way do hog ‘threads’ turn ? Does the ‘right hand rule’ apply here?( could this be the answer to that question? Screwthreads are based on pigs?) If I wanta get involved in makin bacon do I gotta get matched sets? Is there somebody who can check out the sows for me? I don’t think I wanta get that closely involved in the process. Nerd, you just think you’ve been posting. You have been involved in conversations with your own computer. As a matter of fact I don’t even exist. * * * “Pardon me while I have a strange interlude.”-Marx ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 1999, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pigs/4831/11 "1999-11-14T01:20:00Z")
> [@](#): > > What does being an aol user have to do with it? I’m not now, nor have I ever been (nor will I ever be) an aol user, and yet I post here fairly often. I think it has something to do with the fact that, if you click on the mail icon above the OP, it says: “The email address for grandestiffo is: [grandestiffo@aol.com](mailto:grandestiffo@aol.com).” ---
**Author:** ![grandestiffo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@grandestiffo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grandestiffo)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 1999, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pigs/4831/12 "1999-11-20T06:40:00Z")
Take it easy OrangeCake. Cecil says he knows everything. Just thought I’d see for myself. Why would I want to look it up myself, when we’ve got Cecil? Good job Cecil! ---
**Author:** ![grandestiffo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@grandestiffo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grandestiffo)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 1999, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pigs/4831/13 "1999-11-20T06:45:00Z")
\Evil So what? \< Maybe I am just the suspicious type but I think someones trying out their brand of juvenile humor on us.\>Evil You seem to be the suspicious type. Juvenile humor? Maybe so. What’s the big deal? Chill out bollweEvil. You might live a little longer. Try some humor sometime. You might like it. ---
**Author:** ![Nickrz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbce88/32.png) [@Nickrz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nickrz)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 1999, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pigs/4831/14 "1999-11-20T06:49:00Z")
Don’t feed the trolls. ---
**Author:** ![grandestiffo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@grandestiffo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grandestiffo)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 1999, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pigs/4831/15 "1999-11-20T06:49:00Z")
grandestiffo is also not a current aol user. Sounds like post-and-run.\>Dr.M. Oh, contrare, Doc!! The Stiffo IS a current aol user. I have several different names that I use. Life can be a mystery…