# Pile o' Pubes on the Toilet Seat **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 24, 2012, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pile-o-pubes-on-the-toilet-seat/613865 "2012-02-24T19:16:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2012, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pile-o-pubes-on-the-toilet-seat/613865/21 "2012-02-26T05:15:11Z")
[Is anyone else reminded of this Dan Savage column?](http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=23526&mode=print) ---
**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8dc957/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2012, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pile-o-pubes-on-the-toilet-seat/613865/22 "2012-02-26T05:28:56Z")
I dunno. Maybe someone was really itchy. ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2012, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pile-o-pubes-on-the-toilet-seat/613865/23 "2012-02-26T07:47:50Z")
Ye Olde Pube. ---
**Author:** ![LorieSmurf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a587f6/32.png) [@LorieSmurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LorieSmurf)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2012, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pile-o-pubes-on-the-toilet-seat/613865/24 "2012-02-26T10:55:30Z")
> [@Zsofia](#): > > Bwahaha! > > Actually, we quit giving out scissors at the desk because a male patron was caught trimming his pubes in the public restroom with them. That. Is vomit inducing. ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2012, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pile-o-pubes-on-the-toilet-seat/613865/25 "2012-02-27T16:44:41Z")
A wise sage once said: The life of man is like the life of a pube on a toilet seat. You soon get pissed off. ---
**Author:** ![Doody\_Pants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@Doody\_Pants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doody_Pants)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2012, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pile-o-pubes-on-the-toilet-seat/613865/26 "2012-02-29T00:24:46Z")
> [@Two\_Many\_Cats](#): > > I dunno. Maybe someone was really itchy. My first thought was some vigorous scratching. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2012, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pile-o-pubes-on-the-toilet-seat/613865/27 "2012-02-29T00:41:44Z")
> [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > There were 12 pubes left on the pisspot at the Last Supper, too. Didn’t acquire the same cachet as the Holy Grail. In Medieval 2: Total War, one of the artifacts your characters can get that enhances their Piety rating is the Holy Prepuce. ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2012, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pile-o-pubes-on-the-toilet-seat/613865/28 "2012-02-29T11:16:12Z")
It’s worse if you find them in a air of underpants you just bought from the store. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pile-o-pubes-on-the-toilet-seat/613865.md?page=1)