Pilot fakes own death (RO)

My first thought was this… at least Darwin managed 5 years - although that photo was a bit of a mistake…

The guy is an asshole, leaving his plane on autopilot to possibly crash down on innocent people. I say hamstring him and turn him over to all the people who live within, say, a five mile radius of where the plane went down.

The story reveals something even worse.:eek:

Nah. Handcuff him and tie his feet to the banner line of a beach-banner plane. Then drag him down the runway and fly him out over the financial district with a banner that reads:

“Stockbrokers! … Keep Honest. . This Plane Available For Rent.”

Best idea so far.

I think a whole plane load of wall street bankers just tried the same thing in the hudson today :slight_smile: