# Pimpin' the Hobbit- Pimpin' it Good - 2nd Breakfastes at Dennys **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 24, 2012, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pimpin-the-hobbit-pimpin-it-good-2nd-breakfastes-at-dennys/638709 "2012-10-24T09:49:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Typo\_Knig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@Typo\_Knig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Knig)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pimpin-the-hobbit-pimpin-it-good-2nd-breakfastes-at-dennys/638709/21 "2012-10-25T15:28:10Z")
I’ll just have an Orca-cola. ---
**Author:** ![well\_he\_s\_back](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/3ab097/32.png) [@well\_he\_s\_back](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/well_he_s_back)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pimpin-the-hobbit-pimpin-it-good-2nd-breakfastes-at-dennys/638709/22 "2012-10-25T15:33:35Z")
What. no coneys (rabbits) or TATERS?? ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pimpin-the-hobbit-pimpin-it-good-2nd-breakfastes-at-dennys/638709/23 "2012-10-25T16:06:22Z")
> [@MyMack\_1](#): > > What the heck is the “lonely mountain treasure”??? Some kind of bread? > > Hey now I love me some Dennys! Pancakes, waffles, greasy damn bacon. Cheap… > > Love it:p It’s french toast and cream cheese icing. > **[New community features for Google Chat and an update on Currents](https://workspaceupdates.googleblog.com/2023/04/new-community-features-for-google-chat-and-an-update-currents%20.html)** > > Note:  This blog post outlines upcoming changes to Google Currents for Workspace users. For information on the previous deprecation of Googl... > [@well\_he\_s\_back](#): > > What. no coneys (rabbits) or TATERS?? Some have hash TATERS!! ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pimpin-the-hobbit-pimpin-it-good-2nd-breakfastes-at-dennys/638709/24 "2012-10-25T17:02:19Z")
> [@alphaboi867](#): > > What’s in the _Hobbit Hole Breakfast_? 😕 I recognize the bacon & hashbrowns, but what the hell are those cheesy looking bread things? It’s part of the breakfast cycle that goes: Lonely Mountain Treasure -\> Hobbit Hole -\> Hobbit Slam -\> Gandalf’s Gobble Melt. You know why. ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pimpin-the-hobbit-pimpin-it-good-2nd-breakfastes-at-dennys/638709/25 "2012-10-25T17:06:14Z")
> [@well\_he\_s\_back](#): > > What. no coneys (rabbits) or TATERS?? I didn’t read the menu. I hope there’s lembas or at least some cram. Breakfast of champions! ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pimpin-the-hobbit-pimpin-it-good-2nd-breakfastes-at-dennys/638709/27 "2012-10-25T17:24:40Z")
Heh, heh… Hobbit slam. Considering Denny’s is already a place to go after you’ve hitting the pipe weed, none of this surprises me. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pimpin-the-hobbit-pimpin-it-good-2nd-breakfastes-at-dennys/638709/28 "2012-10-25T17:30:35Z")
> [@alphaboi867](#): > > What’s in the _Hobbit Hole Breakfast_? 😕 I recognize the bacon & hashbrowns, but what the hell are those cheesy looking bread things? _ **Hobbit Hole Breakfast:** Our Hobbit Hole Breakfast means only one thing-comfort. Two eggs fried right into the center of grilled Cheddar bun halves. Served with two slices of bacon and crispy hash browns topped with melted shredded Cheddar cheese and bacon. $5.99_ ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pimpin-the-hobbit-pimpin-it-good-2nd-breakfastes-at-dennys/638709/29 "2012-10-25T17:43:23Z")
I’m hungry! ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pimpin-the-hobbit-pimpin-it-good-2nd-breakfastes-at-dennys/638709/30 "2012-10-25T19:04:54Z")
> [@well\_he\_s\_back](#): > > What. no coneys (rabbits) or TATERS?? What’s taters precious? ---
**Author:** ![well\_he\_s\_back](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/3ab097/32.png) [@well\_he\_s\_back](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/well_he_s_back)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pimpin-the-hobbit-pimpin-it-good-2nd-breakfastes-at-dennys/638709/31 "2012-10-25T19:25:30Z")
Hashed Taters, Mashed taters, boil em in a stew! ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pimpin-the-hobbit-pimpin-it-good-2nd-breakfastes-at-dennys/638709/32 "2012-10-25T19:42:41Z")
The Mad Magazine parodies of my youth are today’s products. ---
**Author:** ![LavenderBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e95f7d/32.png) [@LavenderBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LavenderBlue)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pimpin-the-hobbit-pimpin-it-good-2nd-breakfastes-at-dennys/638709/33 "2012-10-25T21:29:15Z")
For the very first time in my entire lifeI’m slightly sorry we don’t have a Denny’s around here. ---
**Author:** ![Algher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Algher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algher)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pimpin-the-hobbit-pimpin-it-good-2nd-breakfastes-at-dennys/638709/34 "2012-10-25T22:38:50Z")
Today’s Dork Tower mentions this: [http://www.dorktower.com/](http://www.dorktower.com/) ---
**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pimpin-the-hobbit-pimpin-it-good-2nd-breakfastes-at-dennys/638709/35 "2012-10-26T00:55:22Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > That sausage looked WAY too big to be from the Shire. Well, you know what they say about hobbits with big feet. ---
**Author:** ![Curiosity\_Kills\_Her](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8c91f0/32.png) [@Curiosity\_Kills\_Her](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Curiosity_Kills_Her)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pimpin-the-hobbit-pimpin-it-good-2nd-breakfastes-at-dennys/638709/36 "2012-10-26T04:43:30Z")
The Hobbit’s Hole and Gandolf’s Gobble sound delicious. This thread gives me the munchies without the pipe weed. ---
**Author:** ![Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/face_intentionally_left_blank/32/288_2.png) [@Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Face_Intentionally_Left_Blank)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pimpin-the-hobbit-pimpin-it-good-2nd-breakfastes-at-dennys/638709/37 "2012-10-26T04:55:05Z")
Will these be available for Elevensies? ---
**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pimpin-the-hobbit-pimpin-it-good-2nd-breakfastes-at-dennys/638709/38 "2012-10-26T05:26:53Z")
> [@Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](#): > > Will these be available for Elevensies? Denny knows about them, doesn’t he? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pimpin-the-hobbit-pimpin-it-good-2nd-breakfastes-at-dennys/638709/39 "2012-10-26T13:20:49Z")
> [@standingwave](#): > > Denny knows about them, doesn’t he? I wouldn’t count on it. ---
**Author:** ![alphaboi867](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alphaboi867/32/3898_2.png) [@alphaboi867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaboi867)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2012, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pimpin-the-hobbit-pimpin-it-good-2nd-breakfastes-at-dennys/638709/40 "2012-11-19T04:30:35Z")
I had brunch at Denny’s today. I started out with the Red Velvet Pancake Puppies (very good) and ordered the Build-Your-Own HobbitSlam with fried eggs, Seedcake French Toast, grits, and turkey bacon. The seedcake French Toast was good (it’s lemon poppyseed cake), but a little too sweet for my tastes. I should not have ordered turkey bacon. Why did I do that? Eggs were good, grits pretty mediocare (the again it’s pretty much what you’d expect of Denny’s. I also had the Bilbo’s Berry Smoothie, which was good. ---
**Author:** ![smokey78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@smokey78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smokey78)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2012, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pimpin-the-hobbit-pimpin-it-good-2nd-breakfastes-at-dennys/638709/41 "2012-11-20T01:20:19Z")
I had the Shire Sausage skillet. I turned it into three meals cuz it was so huge (I was about to split it four meals, but got silly at the end and gobbled it up for third breakfast). I really wanted those promo cards and silly me thought I would get all 12 cards for one entree. That would not make Dennys any money so of course it was just two cards per entree. BTW, how much of Tolkien’s heirs get this profit? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pimpin-the-hobbit-pimpin-it-good-2nd-breakfastes-at-dennys/638709.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pimpin-the-hobbit-pimpin-it-good-2nd-breakfastes-at-dennys/638709.md?page=3)