# Pimpwar, 6-1-01, a new start. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2001, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pimpwar-6-1-01-a-new-start/67176 "2001-06-01T05:02:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pimpwar-6-1-01-a-new-start/67176/21 "2001-06-01T17:14:46Z")
I signed up. Fun stuff. I’m Snoopdoggydog #4403 Since I started I have been attacked twice and have one unread message. How do I read it though? ---
**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pimpwar-6-1-01-a-new-start/67176/22 "2001-06-01T18:38:42Z")
#5725, Queen\_of\_the\_Night ---
**Author:** ![Garfield226](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Garfield226](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Garfield226)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pimpwar-6-1-01-a-new-start/67176/23 "2001-06-01T18:49:38Z")
Garf226 (#5962). I have no clue what I’m doing. Help me! (if you can find it in your little pimp heart to). Please don’t slaughter me, though. ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pimpwar-6-1-01-a-new-start/67176/24 "2001-06-01T19:13:46Z")
Pickles #6144 I’m reading my Pimp Bible and I’m ready to play!! ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pimpwar-6-1-01-a-new-start/67176/25 "2001-06-01T19:48:51Z")
Another pimp virgin here. Signed up as Pimp-homaniac, #6790. ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pimpwar-6-1-01-a-new-start/67176/26 "2001-06-01T19:54:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tequila Mockingbird \* > \*\*Another pimp virgin here. Signed up as Pimp-homaniac, #6790. > \*\* Tequila Mockingbird and virgin in the same sentence… that’s funny 😉 ---
**Author:** ![socpro69](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@socpro69](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/socpro69)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pimpwar-6-1-01-a-new-start/67176/27 "2001-06-01T20:03:38Z")
Okay… count me in. ConswellaDevil #6443. Bitch. ---
**Author:** ![cykrider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f19dbf/32.png) [@cykrider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cykrider)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pimpwar-6-1-01-a-new-start/67176/28 "2001-06-01T20:54:51Z")
To all the newbies out there: AK’s are the key. A strat that I like to use in the beginning is to buy about 250 pistoles, that way my thugs will stay fairly happy (give them beer too!) while I build up my forces. If you start out finding 15 thugs, but only have 2 AK’s; you’re thugs are going to leave you. But if you have 15 thugs and 250 pistoles, everyone is going to be happy and you can take your money and buy some AK’s. The pistoles are a cheap way of keeping thugs happy, they don’t protect you at all though so be sure to get AK’s. ---
**Author:** ![cykrider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f19dbf/32.png) [@cykrider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cykrider)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pimpwar-6-1-01-a-new-start/67176/29 "2001-06-01T20:56:34Z")
Damn, i can’t spell. That should be your, not you’re. ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pimpwar-6-1-01-a-new-start/67176/30 "2001-06-01T21:20:53Z")
**pezpunk** , you can access messages through the “Open Console” link at the bottom of the main page. Newbies, you can get some valuable hints in the old thread [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=70840](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=70840) ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pimpwar-6-1-01-a-new-start/67176/31 "2001-06-01T21:25:41Z")
Yeah, and don’t forget to update your profile! ---
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pimpwar-6-1-01-a-new-start/67176/32 "2001-06-01T21:31:17Z")
Look me up at HoSlappinRob #6904 ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pimpwar-6-1-01-a-new-start/67176/33 "2001-06-01T21:36:04Z")
Hope Caldazar doesn’t mind me ganking his post… > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Caldazar \* > \*\*The StraightDope cartel on RedLite Philly is essentially full (waiting on one more person to accept and invite), so GillBates (KKB) has started up a second cartel, the Unca\_Cece\_Crew cartel. Just message him if you’re still looking for a cartel to join. \*\* FTR, I’m GillBates on RL. ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pimpwar-6-1-01-a-new-start/67176/34 "2001-06-01T21:43:04Z")
FTR, I’m not going to have the time to head/manage the cartel, so if you play RL a _lot_ (just to kinda keep up on the thug/uzi buying) let me know and you can get promoted! (If only real life were this easy.) 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pimpwar-6-1-01-a-new-start/67176/35 "2001-06-01T21:57:15Z")
Anybody having a hard time logging in right now? I was at work playing and now when I get home It wont accept my password. I see that in the games link it says 0/10,000 players. Did the game reset? is the server down? I need a fix ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Tzel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Tzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tzel)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pimpwar-6-1-01-a-new-start/67176/36 "2001-06-01T22:17:11Z")
Hey, I have signed on as Hound\_Dog #6130, and I want to join StraightDope so we can jack up all those other wack pimp bastids. ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pimpwar-6-1-01-a-new-start/67176/37 "2001-06-01T22:25:04Z")
I got on! Nevermind what I asked before 🙂 And thanks for the invite manservant! ---
**Author:** ![mblackwell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5fc32e/32.png) [@mblackwell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mblackwell)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pimpwar-6-1-01-a-new-start/67176/38 "2001-06-01T23:57:22Z")
I’m signed up as Lowrider\_Fiero. I sent a message to sue, invite me! I’m doing horrible so far. ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2001, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pimpwar-6-1-01-a-new-start/67176/39 "2001-06-02T00:03:31Z")
which is better, networth or firepower? I’m finding my friend is the Tec-9 early, it’s cheap, and throws a good amout of lead. you cant’ afford too many ak’s in the early stages, so the tec 9 is your buddy. ---
**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2001, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pimpwar-6-1-01-a-new-start/67176/40 "2001-06-02T00:17:51Z")
i just signed up. Handsome\_Al in the hizouse! i’m sending you a message sue, hopefully the dopest pimp alliance up in this mug isnt already full. regards, WL [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pimpwar-6-1-01-a-new-start/67176.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pimpwar-6-1-01-a-new-start/67176.md?page=3)