Pin-up calendar of monarchs - who would be in it?

[Rhythmdvl]

@Arnold_Winkelried

The kings are smart, the queens are good-looking…

…and all the princes/princesses are above average.

[ratatoskK]

Catherine the Great – because she had sex with a horse.

[Don_t_Panic]

@Peter_Morris

And his elder sister, the heir to the throne, is also pretty easy on the eyes.

Crown Princess Victoria

Dude, the Crown Princess is the *least *attractive of the ridiculously gorgeus bunch of Swedish royal brats.

Meet her kid sister, the Princess Madeleine.

[Sandra_Battye]

Inside the Body of Henry VIII (NatGeo) has a portrait they show repeatedly. He was about 30 when it was painted. At his peak, he was pretty handsome by all accounts. At 18 or 45- not so much.

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

What, no Cleopatra, Nefertiti and Mumtaz Mahal?

[Snite]

The reconstruction of Nerftiti shows she was pretty hot IMHO.

[Kent_Clark]

@Peter_Morris

And his elder sister, the heir to the throne, is also pretty easy on the eyes.

Crown Princess Victoria.

Show of hands. How many people clicked on the link expecting this?

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

@Snite

The reconstruction of Nerftiti shows she was pretty hot IMHO.

Hey, it’s Grace Jones!