# 'Pinky and The Brain,' anyone?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pinky-and-the-brain-anyone/49584>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 11, 2001, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pinky-and-the-brain-anyone/49584 "2001-01-11T21:14:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pinky-and-the-brain-anyone/49584/1 "2001-01-11T21:14:45Z")

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I’ve never watched this cartoon, but I happened to catch a few minutes of one in which The Brain is giving a history lecture to Pinky–in RAP! Well, sorta like rap. He goes along mentioning a lot of world leaders thru history, lik Charlemagne, Tamerlane, and Bill Clinton.

Anyone else catch that (or have it on tape)? I thought it was kinda neat, so I taped it for weeks afterwards, but never seemed to snag that one. Maybe I could memorize it and someday give the same sort of rap to my nephews and nieces.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pinky-and-the-brain-anyone/49584/2 "2001-01-11T21:29:57Z")

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Are you pondering what I’m pondering?

Uh, I think so Brain, but what if Napster only has the techno mix?

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**Author:** ![lolagranola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ea5d25/32.png) [@lolagranola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lolagranola)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pinky-and-the-brain-anyone/49584/3 "2001-01-11T22:16:35Z")

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B- Pinky, AYPWIP?  
P- I think so Brain, but the Rockettes, it’s mostly girls, isn’t it?

B- Pinky, AYPWIP?  
P- I think so, but what if the chicken won’t wear the nylons?

B- Pinky, AYPWIP?  
P- I think so Brain, but how will we get a pair of Abe Vigoda’s pants?

B- Pinky, AYPWIP?  
P- Wuh, i think so Brain, but how will we get 3 pink flamingos into one pair of capri pants?

B- Pinky, AYPWIP?  
P- I think so Brain, but why does a forklift have to be so big if all it does is lift forks?

B- Pinky, AYPWIP?  
P- Whew, oh I’d say the odds of that are terribly slim Brain.  
B- True  
P- I mean really, when have I ever been pondering what you’ve been pondering?  
B- To my knowledge never.  
P- Exactly, so what are the chances that THIS time I am pondering what you are  
pondering?  
B- Next to Nil.  
P- Well thats exactly what I am thinking too.  
B- Therefore, you ARE PWIP.  
P- Poit! I guess I am.  
B- And do you know what else I am pondering my friend?  
P- I think I do Brain.  
B- We are going to make everyone on Earth smart, smart enough to accept me as their leader.  
P- Ohhh, thats exactly what I was pondering!  
B- Really  
P- Yes! umm, no. I was thinking of serving corrugated cardboard for Thanksgiving dinner. Yummy! Not even close was I?

But as for your question, sorry, I don’t have a clue. 🙂 But what better way to use my 1000th post than to do Pinky and the Brain quotes.

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**Author:** ![dewt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9dc877/32.png) [@dewt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dewt)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pinky-and-the-brain-anyone/49584/4 "2001-01-12T00:36:34Z")

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Did someone ponder Napster… Methinks yes. Me seconds the notion and sucks on the lotion. (did I ponder that out loud?)

While you are there, do a search on ‘animaniacs’ you will find many songs like that. My fav: food additives

Please do this as you will then be indebted to me for life for leading you to something so wondrous and amusing and you can send me money every month forever. Thank you drive thru. 😃

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**Author:** ![SuperNelson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@SuperNelson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuperNelson)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pinky-and-the-brain-anyone/49584/5 "2001-01-12T01:06:17Z")

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B- Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?  
P- I think so, but if they called them sad meals, who would buy them?

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**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pinky-and-the-brain-anyone/49584/6 "2001-01-12T01:20:48Z")

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…one is a genius, the other’s insane…  
…to prove their mousy worth…  
…they’ll overthrow the earth…  
…they’re Pinky…  
…they’re Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain!..  
[bah dah dah DAH dah…BUH buh]

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**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pinky-and-the-brain-anyone/49584/7 "2001-01-12T01:36:14Z")

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I can think of one episode where Brain uses time travel to realize his quest for world domination (but ultimately decides against it). Were there any others in which Brain is successful?

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pinky-and-the-brain-anyone/49584/8 "2001-01-12T01:36:38Z")

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Darn. Chief beat me to it.

That show has grown on me. I don’t actively seek it out yet, but if it happens to come on, I’ll sit & watch it. My favorite so far is the Chia Earth episode. The “Pnky and the Brain Reunion” show was a good one too. I liked Riverstomp.

Oh, what the hey. **Narf!**

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pinky-and-the-brain-anyone/49584/9 "2001-01-12T01:59:52Z")

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Uh, dewt, who was it who mentioned Napster first? **Zort!**

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**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pinky-and-the-brain-anyone/49584/10 "2001-01-12T02:15:12Z")

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I liked it when Brain disguised himself as a country singer…Billy Jo Bubba Bob Brain?

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**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pinky-and-the-brain-anyone/49584/11 "2001-01-12T03:01:39Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by lolagranola \*  
> \*\*But what better way to use my 1000th post than to do Pinky and the Brain quotes. \*\*

Good for you. 😃

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**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pinky-and-the-brain-anyone/49584/12 "2001-01-12T05:58:47Z")

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Yay! I love this show! I haven’t seen it in ages, though.

B: Pinky, AYPWIP?  
P: Well I think so Brain, but if Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?

B: Pinky, AYPWIP?  
P: I think so, Brain, but this time you wear the tutu.

The best of all, though, is “The Parts of the Brain.” I have that on MP3 if anyone wants to trade!

Sing with me! Ya know you want to! (To the tune of "And Bingo was his Name-O)

> [@](#):
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> Neo-cortex, frontal lobe.  
> _Brain stem, brain stem!_  
> Nipple canvas, neuro node, right hemisphere.  
> Ponds and cortex, visual.  
> _Brain stem, brain stem!_  
> Silvio fisher pinial, left hemisphere.  
> Cerebellum left, cerebellum right.  
> Synapse, hypothallamus.  
> Stryatin dendrite.  
> [musical interlude]  
> Axons, fibers, matter gray.  
> _Brain stem, brain stem!_  
> Central tagmental pathway, temperal lobe.  
> White core matter, forebrain skull.  
> _Brain stem, brain stem!_  
> Central fisher court spino, periato.  
> Piameter, menegial vein.  
> Medulla ombligata and lobe limbic,  
> Miiiicrooo-electrodes.
> 
> The BRAIN!

Somewhere in my temperal lobe, this song is hogging space that should have been applied to Biology. I can’t believe I know it all by heart!

Cheers to the best cartoon EVER!

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pinky-and-the-brain-anyone/49584/13 "2001-01-12T07:19:38Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Nacho4Sara \*  
> \*\*Sing with me! Ya know you want to! (To the tune of "And Bingo was his Name-O) \*\*

Camptown Races, actually…

Neocortex, Frontal Lobe  
Camptown ladies sing this song

Brain Stem, Brain Stem  
Doo Da, Doo Da
