# Piper Cub experiments with "Alternative Facts."

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/piper-cub-experiments-with-alternative-facts/777950>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 23, 2017, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/piper-cub-experiments-with-alternative-facts/777950 "2017-01-23T18:12:13Z")\
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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/piper-cub-experiments-with-alternative-facts/777950/1 "2017-01-23T18:12:13Z")

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At breakfast today, the Cub let out a big burp.

“What do you say now?” I prompted him.

“I didn’t burp!” he replied.

Hey, if it works for the Counsellor to the President …

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/piper-cub-experiments-with-alternative-facts/777950/2 "2017-01-23T18:55:46Z")

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True, but Piper Cub is very young.

Also, on Piper Cub, you know which end to change…