Piper Cub thinks you guys are geniuses!

[Chronos]

Quoth Hari Seldon:

Right. We have real parts and imaginary parts. My imaginary part has instructions for a shrink ray, but they won’t make a real one.

I thought that all your imaginary part knew how to design was galaxy-spanning civilizations.

[Pleonast]

@Chronos

I thought that all your imaginary part knew how to design was galaxy-spanning civilizations.

It’s easier to do that if you can shrink it down to fit in your pocket.

[running_coach]

@Pleonast

It’s easier to do that if you can shrink it down to fit in your pocket.

It’s on Orion’s belt.

[Sir_T-Cups]

@running_coach

It’s on Orion’s belt.

I left a galaxy there once.

[beowulff]

@running_coach

It’s on Orion’s belt.

Ooh…Pretty.

[blondebear]

The shrink ray does exist! I’ve seen it documented dozens of times over on The Consumerist website. There are always stories about subtle changes in packaging…what used to be a 16-ounce package is now only 14 ounces for the same price.

[beowulff]

@blondebear

The shrink ray does exist! I’ve seen it documented dozens of times over on The Consumerist website. There are always stories about subtle changes in packaging…what used to be a 16-ounce package is now only 14 ounces for the same price.

Of course it does - ask George Costanza.

[Nava]

@ThelmaLou

Me, too. I’m a fig of my own imagination.

You just want someone to eat you.

[gigi]

@beowulff

Of course it does - ask George Costanza.

They shrink??!? I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.

[Northern_Piper]

@Grrr

We only make rays of the “death” variety here. And they tend to be a bit antiquated.

Antiquated or not, I don’t think I’ll share those with Cub. Maybe on his 12th birthday, when he’s matured a bit.