# Pirates and Pick-Up Lines **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 3, 2022, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-and-pick-up-lines/965633 "2022-06-03T16:39:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2022, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-and-pick-up-lines/965633/21 "2022-06-05T06:35:00Z")
Do ya’ mind if the parrot watches? ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2022, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-and-pick-up-lines/965633/22 "2022-06-05T10:23:43Z")
“I can’t take my eye off you!” “Come below to my hammock and I’ll show ye me fourteen inches\*” \*_OK, not historically accurate_ ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2022, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-and-pick-up-lines/965633/23 "2022-06-05T11:22:07Z")
Arr, would you like to scupper me yardarm? ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2022, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-and-pick-up-lines/965633/24 "2022-06-05T12:50:37Z")
“Matey?” ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2022, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-and-pick-up-lines/965633/25 "2022-06-05T13:06:09Z")
“It’s burying my treasure I’m seeking tonight.” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2022, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-and-pick-up-lines/965633/26 "2022-06-05T13:17:37Z")
“Yo ho ho, I like your chest.” ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2022, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-and-pick-up-lines/965633/27 "2022-06-05T16:11:23Z")
Come to my place, for me Boarding Party. T’will be just us twain, a-partyin’, & ye’ll be boarded! ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2022, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-and-pick-up-lines/965633/28 "2022-06-05T16:49:31Z")
Do ye need your deck swabbed? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2022, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-and-pick-up-lines/965633/29 "2022-06-05T16:57:56Z")
> [@Dr\_Paprika](#): > > Do ye need your deck swabbed? - That’s actually insulting. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2022, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-and-pick-up-lines/965633/30 "2022-06-05T17:03:36Z")
Pirates are well known for their diplomacy. Would you like to help me raise me anchor? ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2022, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-and-pick-up-lines/965633/31 "2022-06-07T03:33:15Z")
Raise the mizzenmast? Batten down the hatches? ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2022, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-and-pick-up-lines/965633/32 "2022-06-07T04:20:12Z")
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