# Pirates of the Caribbean: It's rated "Arrrr!"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-of-the-caribbean-its-rated-arrrr/187308>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 9, 2003, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-of-the-caribbean-its-rated-arrrr/187308 "2003-07-09T19:54:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![A\_wizard\_song\_for\_thee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/46a35a/32.png) [@A\_wizard\_song\_for\_thee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_wizard_song_for_thee)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-of-the-caribbean-its-rated-arrrr/187308/221 "2003-07-24T21:36:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Achernar \*  
> **Yes. This was explained by the two underling pirates to Gibbs and company in the Pearl’s brig. The story goes: Barbossa went to Jack and said that they were partners, which means an equal share of everything, including the bearings. After Jack agreed and told him where they were headed, Barbossa mutinied.**

Which is fine, except that Jack still has to use the compass when he’s piloting the _Interceptor_. I don’t know, it just bugs me, but not enough to say that this isn’t my favorite movie of the year so far.

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**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-of-the-caribbean-its-rated-arrrr/187308/222 "2003-07-24T22:09:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by BuckleberryFerry \*  
> **Ooh, an alternate sig line. I’m pilfering it. 'Cause that’s what pirates do.**

'ware, fellow sailors! It be the Sig Pirates of the SDMB!

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**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-of-the-caribbean-its-rated-arrrr/187308/223 "2003-07-25T02:02:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by GMRyujin \*  
> \*\*'ware, fellow sailors! It be the Sig Pirates of the SDMB! \*\*

Yarr, ‘n’ I be Captain Ferry.

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**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-of-the-caribbean-its-rated-arrrr/187308/224 "2003-07-25T02:44:26Z")

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We post and shout and argue and swear  
Drink up me hearties, yo ho!

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Do I see with mine own eyes the dread sig pirate Cap’n BuckleberryFerry? Ahoy, matey! Hoist the Jolly Roger and let’s drink the rum til we can’t steal sigs no more!

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**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-of-the-caribbean-its-rated-arrrr/187308/225 "2003-07-25T02:47:30Z")

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I need a first mate–who be with me? It be dreadful fun says you; it be dreadful hard work says I.

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**Author:** ![Shemem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de053/32.png) [@Shemem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shemem)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-of-the-caribbean-its-rated-arrrr/187308/226 "2003-07-25T03:31:29Z")

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What I’d like to know is, why is it that everyone who knew Bootstrap comments on how Will “looks _just_ like him” only _after_ they find out that he is, in fact, ol’ Bootie’s son?

Ah, but I’m far too distracted by the movie’s finer points to be too concerned with that. I’m particularly taken with Johnny Depp’s expressiveness. I think he’d have done well in silents.

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**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-of-the-caribbean-its-rated-arrrr/187308/227 "2003-07-25T06:56:06Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Shemem \*  
> \*\*I’m particularly taken with Johnny Depp’s expressiveness. I think he’d have done well in silents. \*\*

In fact, Tim Burton makes that same remark on the commentary of **Edward Scissorhands**. It’s very true, I agree.

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**Author:** ![Achernar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e274bd/32.png) [@Achernar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achernar)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-of-the-caribbean-its-rated-arrrr/187308/228 "2003-07-25T13:58:09Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Shemem \*  
> What I’d like to know is, why is it that everyone who knew Bootstrap comments on how Will “looks _just_ like him” only _after_ they find out that he is, in fact, ol’ Bootie’s son?

Well, they hadn’t seen Bill for nigh on ten years at that point. And it’s not like they had photographs to remind themselves what he looked like.

However, Jack does comment when he first meets Will, “Have I threatened you before? You look familiar.”

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-of-the-caribbean-its-rated-arrrr/187308/229 "2003-07-25T16:51:57Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Cervaise \*  
> **The only glaring linguistic error I heard (aside from obvious and intended anachronisms) was when somebody said “okay.” Other than that, I loved the elaborate dialogue. “I am disinclined,” sneers Geoffrey Rush.**

Depp also uses the word “bejesus” at one point. That word wasn’t coined until 1908 according to [m-w.com](http://m-w.com).

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**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-of-the-caribbean-its-rated-arrrr/187308/230 "2003-07-25T17:00:35Z")

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> \*Originally posted by OpalCat \*  
> \*\*Depp also uses the word “bejesus” at one point. That word wasn’t coined until 1908 according to [m-w.com](http://m-w.com). \*\*

Is that just after he wakes up on the island with Elizabeth? I was wondering what he said…

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-of-the-caribbean-its-rated-arrrr/187308/231 "2003-07-25T17:24:50Z")

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No, it’s when he’s going into the cave to lure out the pirates, and he says something like “they’ll come out all unaware and you shoot the bejesus out of them” (that’s severe paraphrasing, btw).

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**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-of-the-caribbean-its-rated-arrrr/187308/232 "2003-07-25T17:36:57Z")

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I think the line is:  
“…they come out here in their little boats, and you blast the bejesus out of them wi’ your little cannons.”

I didn’t know “bejesus” was an anachronism, but I thougnt it sounded odd.

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**Author:** ![Peg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b38774/32.png) [@Peg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peg)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-of-the-caribbean-its-rated-arrrr/187308/233 "2003-07-25T21:42:14Z")

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> \*Originally posted by BuckleberryFerry \*  
> \*\*Is that just after he wakes up on the island with Elizabeth? I was wondering what he said… \*\*

I think he said something like “well, now there’ll be no living with her” but this is when he’s marching to the other side of the island after she’s turned all that rum into a huge bonfire. Heh heh.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-of-the-caribbean-its-rated-arrrr/187308/234 "2003-07-25T21:49:41Z")

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I’ll be yer mate, **ferry**! Er, I mean **_Captain_ ferry**!

**Peg** , that line in your post was after she said “The whole freaking Royal Navy will be out looking for me…!” And then he sees the ship offloading marines to his little island.

Gonna see it again in a little bit!

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**Author:** ![medstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f07891/32.png) [@medstar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/medstar)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-of-the-caribbean-its-rated-arrrr/187308/235 "2003-07-25T22:28:19Z")

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A wizard song for thee says:

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> (I also like Orlando Bloom’s impersonation of Johnny Depp playing Sparrow… Hee hee…)

Um, could someone please point out where in the movie this occurred? I’ll admit Orlando Bloom is some mighty fine eye candy, but I didn’t notice him doing any acting.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-of-the-caribbean-its-rated-arrrr/187308/236 "2003-07-25T23:24:28Z")

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There’s a scene where one of Sparrow’s crew (his replacement crew) is explaining the pirate’s history to Turner, and Turner says, “So that’s why he’s all \<_goes into loose-limbed physical impersonation_\>?” Definitely one actor commenting on another’s performance.

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**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-of-the-caribbean-its-rated-arrrr/187308/237 "2003-07-25T23:57:01Z")

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Arr, **First Mate NoClue** , ye be lucky enough to name me fine ship. What say ye?

**Peg** , I was referring to the very moment when Sparrow wakes up–he mutters something that I can’t quite make out. Then again, maybe we’re not meant to make it out. ::shrug::

Arr.

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Cheatem\_Undhow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/13edae/32.png) [@Dewey\_Cheatem\_Undhow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Cheatem_Undhow)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-of-the-caribbean-its-rated-arrrr/187308/238 "2003-07-26T00:04:22Z")

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There’ll be a zombie pirate robot ninja monkey on board for our maiden voyage, right **'ferry**? Er, I mean _Captain_ 'ferry?

I think we should name the ship “Ted.”

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**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-of-the-caribbean-its-rated-arrrr/187308/239 "2003-07-26T00:23:22Z")

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**Cabin Boy Dewey** , that there zombie pirate robot ninja monkey will be the one to chew through the rope that holds us ashore.

And ye not be the one what can name this grand vessel, thought I be sure to pass along the suggestion.

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**Author:** ![ArrMatey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrmatey/32/3522_2.png) [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-of-the-caribbean-its-rated-arrrr/187308/240 "2003-07-26T00:29:19Z")

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Sign me up for the crew of the ‘Ted’! We’ll plunder and pillage our black little hearts out, and get letters of marque from Cecil against the ignorant!

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