# Pirates of the Carribean Question. (OPEN SPOILERS!)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-of-the-carribean-question-open-spoilers/289484>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 10, 2005, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-of-the-carribean-question-open-spoilers/289484 "2005-02-10T23:52:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-of-the-carribean-question-open-spoilers/289484/1 "2005-02-10T23:52:00Z")

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If Captain Jack Sparrow is among the cursed, how does he get drunk on the island?

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**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-of-the-carribean-question-open-spoilers/289484/2 "2005-02-10T23:54:21Z")

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I thought:

his crew mutineed (sic) before the deal with stealing the treasure?

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-of-the-carribean-question-open-spoilers/289484/3 "2005-02-10T23:55:47Z")

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He’s not among the cursed because he wasn’t with the pirates when they took the cursed gold, having been abandoned on that tiny island. He’s only cursed, temporarily, when he steals some of the gold later on.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-of-the-carribean-question-open-spoilers/289484/4 "2005-02-10T23:58:23Z")

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[spoiler]What \*\*Marley \*\*said. I had to rewatch the movie to catch that.

Yeah, I’m slow sometimes.[/spoiler]

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**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-of-the-carribean-question-open-spoilers/289484/5 "2005-02-10T23:58:57Z")

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OK, that makes sense. Thanks, **Marley23**.

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**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-of-the-carribean-question-open-spoilers/289484/6 "2005-02-11T00:04:46Z")

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The spoiler tag you so thoughtfully provided in the OP does not prevent a mouse-over from revealing a vital plot point.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-of-the-carribean-question-open-spoilers/289484/7 "2005-02-11T00:06:06Z")

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This movie has spawned more questions than any other movie in the history of film.

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**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-of-the-carribean-question-open-spoilers/289484/8 "2005-02-11T00:10:30Z")

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> [@Rufus Xavier](#):
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> The spoiler tag you so thoughtfully provided in the OP does not prevent a mouse-over from revealing a vital plot point.

I’m very sorry. I totally forgot about that.  
:smack:

I would also like to thank everyone who replied for not pointing out my spelling shortcomings.

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**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-of-the-carribean-question-open-spoilers/289484/9 "2005-02-11T00:16:22Z")

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> [@Rufus Xavier](#):
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> The spoiler tag you so thoughtfully provided in the OP does not prevent a mouse-over from revealing a vital plot point.

Well, hell, if you haven’t seen the movie by now you probably ain’t never.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-of-the-carribean-question-open-spoilers/289484/10 "2005-02-11T00:19:17Z")

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Not true. I only just saw it last month, myself. Not everyone sees a movie within a year or two of its release.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-of-the-carribean-question-open-spoilers/289484/11 "2005-02-11T00:20:44Z")

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> [@Aesiron](#):
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> Not true. I only just saw it last month, myself. Not everyone sees a movie within a year or two of its release.

Yeah, but you waited to see a _Johnny Depp movie_?

Sinner!

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**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-of-the-carribean-question-open-spoilers/289484/12 "2005-02-11T00:21:19Z")

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I’ve reported myself to the mods, asking that the OP is edited somehow to prevent a mouse-over from revealing the spoiler.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-of-the-carribean-question-open-spoilers/289484/13 "2005-02-11T00:25:31Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> Yeah, but you waited to see a _Johnny Depp movie_?
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> Sinner!

Of his ~40 movies, I’d only seen 4 before October of last year.

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-of-the-carribean-question-open-spoilers/289484/14 "2005-02-11T00:34:33Z")

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> [@Casey1505](#):
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> I’ve reported myself to the mods, asking that the OP is edited somehow to prevent a mouse-over from revealing the spoiler.

What spoiler? Considering you were wrong in your assumption anyway, it’s not a spoiler.

Frankly I’d prefer it if you had said “Pirates of the Caribbean question _spoilers!_” in the title, and not needed the spoiler boxes in the first place.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-of-the-carribean-question-open-spoilers/289484/15 "2005-02-11T00:35:00Z")

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> [@Casey1505](#):
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> OK, that makes sense. Thanks, **Marley23**.

No problem. 🙂

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**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-of-the-carribean-question-open-spoilers/289484/16 "2005-02-11T00:36:41Z")

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Yeah well, I got a better question.

As Turner’s father _was_ amoung the cursed, unlike Jack Sparrow, how come he was able to die?

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**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-of-the-carribean-question-open-spoilers/289484/17 "2005-02-11T00:41:46Z")

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> [@GuanoLad](#):
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> Frankly I’d prefer it if you had said “Pirates of the Caribbean question _spoilers!_” in the title, and not needed the spoiler boxes in the first place.

Because I get confused about whether _spoilers_ means that there are boxed spoilers or unboxed spoilers contained in the thread. But, since, as you say, it really isn’t a spoiler, no harm no foul, savvy?

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-of-the-carribean-question-open-spoilers/289484/18 "2005-02-11T00:42:36Z")

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> [@betenoir](#):
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> Yeah well, I got a better question.
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> As Turner’s father _was_ amoung the cursed, unlike Jack Sparrow, how come he was able to die?

He didn’t.

At least not right away. He was probably strapped to the cannon all those years in the Marians Trench - sorry. I mean in the ocean. And couldn’t untie himself because no key/fingers swollen/whatever. And died when the curse was removed.

Aes, even my fave actors I probably haven’t seen more than 10 of their movies. I just meant Johnny Depp was quite cool in **Pirates**.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-of-the-carribean-question-open-spoilers/289484/19 "2005-02-11T00:48:14Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> At least not right away. He was probably strapped to the cannon all those years in the Marians Trench - sorry. I mean in the ocean. And couldn’t untie himself because no key/fingers swollen/whatever. And died when the curse was removed.

The Marianas Trench is near the Philippines, on the other side of the world from the Caribbean.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2005, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pirates-of-the-carribean-question-open-spoilers/289484/20 "2005-02-11T00:49:30Z")

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Thank you for the enlightenment, O Most Holy of Holies.

_bows_

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