# Piss like a race horse

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/piss-like-a-race-horse/753857>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [May 4, 2016, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/piss-like-a-race-horse/753857 "2016-05-04T05:32:03Z")\
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2016, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/piss-like-a-race-horse/753857/21 "2016-05-05T16:07:59Z")

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> [@Bullitt](#):
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> That’s not as melodic, though.

Well, you can’t do ‘shave and a haircut’ with it like you can the titular phrase, but it can fit into the Spiderman theme song.

♬ _Urinate like a thoroughbred  
Man, I’ve got to go to the head…_ ♬

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**Author:** ![SmartAlecCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SmartAlecCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAlecCat)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2016, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/piss-like-a-race-horse/753857/22 "2016-05-05T16:31:13Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> I never understood that. I always preferred to go in, get on with it, get it done and get out.

Depending on diet, they may not always be an option..

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