Piss like a race horse

[Johnny_L.A]

@Bullitt

That’s not as melodic, though.

Well, you can’t do ‘shave and a haircut’ with it like you can the titular phrase, but it can fit into the Spiderman theme song.

♬ Urinate like a thoroughbred
Man, I’ve got to go to the head… ♬

[SmartAlecCat]

@eschereal

I never understood that. I always preferred to go in, get on with it, get it done and get out.

Depending on diet, they may not always be an option..