# Pissed as a fart I just...
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-as-a-fart-i-just/322798
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 21, 2005, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-as-a-fart-i-just/322798 "2005-09-21T23:25:39Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2005, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-as-a-fart-i-just/322798/1 "2005-09-21T23:25:39Z")
Got a lift home off the boyfriend of the girl I’m crazy about. I rabbbited about something, probably something safe (safe as in not indicative of my feelings for this guy’s girl).
What have you done pissed as a fart?
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### Author:  [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2005, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-as-a-fart-i-just/322798/2 "2005-09-21T23:28:27Z")
When I read your OP? 😛
What _are_ you talking about?
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### Author:  [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2005, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-as-a-fart-i-just/322798/3 "2005-09-21T23:40:32Z")
What things have you done when drunk, I think, is what he wants to know.
I myself have been in such a state only one and a half times. I mostly did a lot of giggling. And I think I made improper suggestions to an entire wedding party. Pity is, that was only the half-drunk time.
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### Author:  [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2005, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-as-a-fart-i-just/322798/4 "2005-09-21T23:42:47Z")
I’ve done shocking, scandalous things, like giggling too much and singing at the top of my voice. Shameful, I know.
(Are you pissed as a fart now, **Lobsang**? Drunk threads are [del]hilarious[/del] absolutely verboten under **Skippy** ’s iron fist…)
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### Author:  [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2005, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-as-a-fart-i-just/322798/5 "2005-09-22T00:43:34Z")
Wait. She has a boyfriend? When did I miss this?
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### Author:  [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2005, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-as-a-fart-i-just/322798/6 "2005-09-22T00:48:09Z")
heh, just as I was clicking on this, “The crack was Ninety on The Isle of Man” came on my iTunes party shuffle 🙂
…It’s a song about a couple lads taking the ferry to the IoM, getting pissed, ending up in a fight with some Liverpool guys over a girl, and getting deported back to Ireland next morning.
I have GOT to go party there!
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### Author:  [@NinjaChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinjaChick)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2005, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-as-a-fart-i-just/322798/7 "2005-09-22T03:46:52Z")
Amongst my finer moments:
\*Made out with a good but _entirely_ platonic male friend of mine.
\*Twice.
\*Made out with a good but _entirely_ platonic female friend of mine.
\*Subjected an utterly-sober friend of mine to a rant on why I’m an athiest, including revealing some details of my life that literally about five people know about. He wants to eventually be a minister, is the son of missionaries, and is extremely religious.
\*Outted myself as bi in a far more concrete manner than making out with a girl. Loudly. In the courtyard. At about 2 AM.
:smack: :smack: :smack:
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### Author:  [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2005, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-as-a-fart-i-just/322798/8 "2005-09-22T06:16:56Z")
> [@NurseCarmen](#):
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> Wait. She has a boyfriend? When did I miss this?
blah, you missed it when everyone else did. her boyfriend is a nice chap. Probably nicer than me… but that doesn’t stop him from liking er as much as I do.
I probably like her more… despite what I’ve heard about her
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### Author:  [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2005, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-as-a-fart-i-just/322798/9 "2005-09-22T06:56:53Z")
> [@Harimad-sol](#):
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> What things have you done when drunk, I think, is what he wants to know.
Not just drunk but totally newted.
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### Author:  [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2005, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-as-a-fart-i-just/322798/10 "2005-09-22T07:39:06Z")
I pissed on the Berlin Wall.
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### Author:  [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2005, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-as-a-fart-i-just/322798/11 "2005-09-22T07:43:33Z")
Or so I was told the next day.
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### Author:  [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2005, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-as-a-fart-i-just/322798/12 "2005-09-22T08:41:49Z")
Drunk dialing. Bad habit.
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### Author:  [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2005, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-as-a-fart-i-just/322798/13 "2005-09-22T10:35:04Z")
Flirted shamelessly with a married dancer in front of her highly effeminate dancer husband.
Accidentally-on-purpose spilled a tumbler of spiked lemonade on another boy chatting up a girl I had my eye on at a frat party.
Sat through a live Liza Minnelli show without hurling. (I had to, it was job-related.)
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### Author:  [@Peanuthead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peanuthead)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2005, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-as-a-fart-i-just/322798/14 "2005-09-22T10:35:59Z")
> [@neuroman](#):
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> I pissed on the Berlin Wall.
[Ronald Regan voice} Neoroman, tear down this wall![/Ronald Regan voice]
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### Author:  [@krisolov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/krisolov)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2005, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-as-a-fart-i-just/322798/15 "2005-09-22T13:03:34Z")
hmm… I’m much, much more sedate these days. But in my wilder past I have:
Broken my hand trying to punch a chair in half
Danced very um… closely with the wife of some good friends of ours. Twice.
peed on a drive through speaker
peed off a bridge onto traffic below
cut pumpkins in half with swords
bitten someone who was trying to carry me home
climbed a tree and howled at the moon.
I’m sure there are more. I’ve just blotted them out for the time being.
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### Author:  [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2005, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-as-a-fart-i-just/322798/16 "2005-09-22T13:05:09Z")
> [@Quartz](#):
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> Not just drunk but totally newted.
How bad would that have to be? Bear in mind that I am no drinker.
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### Author:  [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2005, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-as-a-fart-i-just/322798/17 "2005-09-22T14:49:09Z")
> [@neuroman](#):
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> I pissed on the Berlin Wall.
So did I!
And the Eiffel tower.
And Pike’s peak.
And the Golden Gate bridge…
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### Author:  [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2005, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-as-a-fart-i-just/322798/18 "2005-09-22T15:29:17Z")
> [@krisolov](#):
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> climbed a tree and howled at the moon.
I did that, too! Man, that was fun. And luckily somebody caught me when I fell out of the tree.
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### Author:  [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2005, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-as-a-fart-i-just/322798/19 "2005-09-22T15:47:08Z")
Hmmmm.
I went for a moonlight walk on the ledge of the 31st floor of a skyscraper. All the way around the building, to return to the window I emerged from.
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### Author:  [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2005, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-as-a-fart-i-just/322798/20 "2005-09-22T16:17:13Z")
Fuuuck. Really?
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