# Pissed as a fart I just... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 21, 2005, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-as-a-fart-i-just/322798 "2005-09-21T23:25:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-as-a-fart-i-just/322798/21 "2005-09-22T16:48:17Z")
> [@teela brown](#): > > I went for a moonlight walk on the ledge of the 31st floor of a skyscraper. All the way around the building, to return to the window I emerged from. Okay, that makes me all squee on the inside, and I _know_ you survived. Please Og, don’t ever let me get _that_ drunk. ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-as-a-fart-i-just/322798/22 "2005-09-22T16:56:06Z")
It wasn’t quite as daring as it sounds. The ledge was quite broad, and I wasn’t drunk enough to stumble - just enough to think it sounded like a good idea. What a dumbkopf! ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-as-a-fart-i-just/322798/23 "2005-09-22T17:08:20Z")
Got to chatting with a former girlfriend at her sister’s wedding. Walked with her down a hallway, still chatting. Walked into the ladies’ lavatory, still chatting. Chased out of said ladies’ room by my mother! Stoopid G&Ts … ---
**Author:** ![Ashes\_Ashes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@Ashes\_Ashes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashes_Ashes)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-as-a-fart-i-just/322798/24 "2005-09-22T17:22:38Z")
While wearing a short skirt, I danced on a couple of tables at the pub. At least my friends were right up there with me. Then we convinced some skaters to let us use their skateboards to ride down a really big hill. Amazingly, I didn’t wipe out or get hit. Cha Cha fell off but landed in a nice soft gutter. Then there was the time we stuffed ten people into a tiny car and made the owner take us for pizza. The poop-head driver said we were too rowdy and made us get out and sit till we could behave, so we left and started walking down the I-10. The rest is kind of sketchy, but I did wake up in bed (which was a loft, so how did I manage that?). After that I learned how to drink and goofy stuff doesn’t neccessarily require alcohol. > [@NurseCarmen](#): > > So did I! > And the Eiffel tower. > And Pike’s peak. > And the Golden Gate bridge… I can see how you could have tinkled on the first two, but how did you get to the bridge? Or was it an on, not off of sort of deal? ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-as-a-fart-i-just/322798/25 "2005-09-22T17:35:15Z")
> [@Harimad-sol](#): > > How bad would that have to be? Bear in mind that I am no drinker. A stage or three beyond merely drunk. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-as-a-fart-i-just/322798/26 "2005-09-22T17:55:05Z")
> [@Ashes](#): > > I can see how you could have tinkled on the first two, but how did you get to the bridge? Or was it an on, not off of sort of deal? Well, I peed off of it, but I hit the rails a bit, so peed on it as well. ---
**Author:** ![Ashes\_Ashes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@Ashes\_Ashes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashes_Ashes)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-as-a-fart-i-just/322798/27 "2005-09-22T18:08:44Z")
> [@NurseCarmen](#): > > Well, I peed off of it, but I hit the rails a bit, so peed on it as well. Aha! And I forgot there’s a walkway. In my mind you were stopping your car to take more than your life in your hands. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-as-a-fart-i-just/322798/28 "2005-09-22T23:44:29Z")
Probably easier to list the things I _haven’t_ done drunk. I’ve done some nutty things, but probably climbing the ladder on the side of a 100 foot smokestack would have been the most quickest death. \ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-as-a-fart-i-just/322798.md?page=1)