# Pissed off? Tired of all the passionless losers on this MB? This one's for you! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 1, 2009, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-off-tired-of-all-the-passionless-losers-on-this-mb-this-ones-for-you/501624 "2009-07-01T20:19:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Happy\_Fun\_Ball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_fun_ball/32/17664_2.png) [@Happy\_Fun\_Ball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Fun_Ball)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-off-tired-of-all-the-passionless-losers-on-this-mb-this-ones-for-you/501624/1 "2009-07-01T20:19:07Z")
I, for one am pissed off at all the pathetic little cumstains that are wasting my time whining about their stupid, mundane, trivial, inconsequential lives! This pantystain [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=523023), for example, wasted a good 30 seconds of my time. To the OP in the other thread: Look here puckermuncher, why don’t you post this kind of drivel on LJ or maybe find another board where people might actually care about your opinions! Nobody here gives a shit about this (obviously, jeez, do I really have to spell this out?). We have worked hard around here and finally gotten rid of all those bad apples (BTW, weren’t you leaving?) that made ignorance fighting unpleasant and what do you do? You come in here and criticize the LOVE! Well, I for one am not going to stand some deep-throating quadruped dissing my homies! Bite ME! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-off-tired-of-all-the-passionless-losers-on-this-mb-this-ones-for-you/501624/2 "2009-07-01T20:31:53Z")
Wow. Good one. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-off-tired-of-all-the-passionless-losers-on-this-mb-this-ones-for-you/501624/3 "2009-07-01T20:37:30Z")
As the kids say, cool story, bro. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-off-tired-of-all-the-passionless-losers-on-this-mb-this-ones-for-you/501624/4 "2009-07-01T20:46:56Z")
I love you, motherfucker. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-off-tired-of-all-the-passionless-losers-on-this-mb-this-ones-for-you/501624/5 "2009-07-01T20:53:07Z")
I don’t think it’s been clearly established that anyone has ever let **Giraffe** into their panties, so by definition he can’t be a pantystain. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-off-tired-of-all-the-passionless-losers-on-this-mb-this-ones-for-you/501624/6 "2009-07-01T21:00:24Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > I don’t think it’s been clearly established that anyone has ever let **Giraffe** into their panties, so by definition he can’t be a pantystain. I sniffed a girl’s bra once at a concert before her boyfriend yelled at me and I ran away, does that count? ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-off-tired-of-all-the-passionless-losers-on-this-mb-this-ones-for-you/501624/7 "2009-07-01T21:01:15Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > I don’t think it’s been clearly established that anyone has ever let **Giraffe** into their panties, so by definition he can’t be a pantystain. Panties can be stained from the outside, too. ---
**Author:** ![Jimmy\_Chitwood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jimmy\_Chitwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jimmy_Chitwood)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-off-tired-of-all-the-passionless-losers-on-this-mb-this-ones-for-you/501624/8 "2009-07-01T21:03:21Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > I sniffed a girl’s bra once at a concert before her boyfriend yelled at me and I ran away, does that count? No you didn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-off-tired-of-all-the-passionless-losers-on-this-mb-this-ones-for-you/501624/9 "2009-07-01T21:04:24Z")
::hangs head in shame:: ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-off-tired-of-all-the-passionless-losers-on-this-mb-this-ones-for-you/501624/10 "2009-07-01T21:17:33Z")
You almost had us until you pretended you’d been to a concert. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-off-tired-of-all-the-passionless-losers-on-this-mb-this-ones-for-you/501624/11 "2009-07-01T21:46:01Z")
> [@Jimmy\_Chitwood](#): > > No you didn’t. Oh yes he did. ---
**Author:** ![PaulParkhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@PaulParkhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PaulParkhead)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-off-tired-of-all-the-passionless-losers-on-this-mb-this-ones-for-you/501624/12 "2009-07-01T21:48:09Z")
> [@Jimmy\_Chitwood](#): > > No you didn’t. She was from Canada. You wouldn’t know her. ---
**Author:** ![ivn1188](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e480ec/32.png) [@ivn1188](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivn1188)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-off-tired-of-all-the-passionless-losers-on-this-mb-this-ones-for-you/501624/13 "2009-07-02T00:06:58Z")
> [@L. G. Butts](#): > > We have worked hard around here and finally gotten rid of all those bad apples (BTW, weren’t you leaving?) that made ignorance fighting unpleasant and what do you do? Why does mediocrity feel the need to drag everyone else down? Fuck your “pleasant”. You going to put some undesirables in ovens next? And yeah, that was a nazi reference, so I’ll take a clue from your team and declare this thread closed. (Though admittedly I can’t tell if you’re serious or writing a brilliant parody of the kind of person who sucks at posting, so if you were joking, consider it a whoosh.) ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-off-tired-of-all-the-passionless-losers-on-this-mb-this-ones-for-you/501624/14 "2009-07-02T00:31:36Z")
Groovy. ---
**Author:** ![Kimmy\_Gibbler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Kimmy\_Gibbler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimmy_Gibbler)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-off-tired-of-all-the-passionless-losers-on-this-mb-this-ones-for-you/501624/15 "2009-07-02T00:57:12Z")
> [@ivn1188](#): > > Why does mediocrity feel the need to drag everyone else down? Fuck your “pleasant”. You going to put some undesirables in ovens next? And yeah, that was a nazi reference, so I’ll take a clue from your team and declare this thread closed. > (Though admittedly I can’t tell if you’re serious or writing a brilliant parody of the kind of person who sucks at posting, so if you were joking, consider it a whoosh.) Jesus, man, have you been drinking? ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-off-tired-of-all-the-passionless-losers-on-this-mb-this-ones-for-you/501624/16 "2009-07-02T01:06:25Z")
> [@Kimmy\_Gibbler](#): > > Jesus, man, have you been drinking? No, but I have. Start with a lil nip of sherry to baste the undesirables that I’ve got in the oven. End with a big nip of sherry for the cook. Baking undesirables is thirsty work it is. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-off-tired-of-all-the-passionless-losers-on-this-mb-this-ones-for-you/501624/17 "2009-07-02T01:06:46Z")
This looks legit. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-off-tired-of-all-the-passionless-losers-on-this-mb-this-ones-for-you/501624/18 "2009-07-02T01:21:11Z")
> [@Kimmy\_Gibbler](#): > > Jesus, man, have you been drinking? I’ve got $20 on “paint thinner.” ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-off-tired-of-all-the-passionless-losers-on-this-mb-this-ones-for-you/501624/19 "2009-07-02T14:11:35Z")
What the hell is “MPSIMS”? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-off-tired-of-all-the-passionless-losers-on-this-mb-this-ones-for-you/501624/20 "2009-07-02T14:30:34Z")
> [@Harborwolf](#): > > Start with a lil nip of sherry to baste the undesirables that I’ve got in the oven. It puts the sherry on its skin or it goes into the oven again. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissed-off-tired-of-all-the-passionless-losers-on-this-mb-this-ones-for-you/501624.md?page=2)