# Pissweasel and other assorted classics **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 10, 2010, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissweasel-and-other-assorted-classics/542668 "2010-06-10T16:07:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Darth\_Hamsandwich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4bbf92/32.png) [@Darth\_Hamsandwich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Hamsandwich)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2010, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissweasel-and-other-assorted-classics/542668/1 "2010-06-10T16:07:35Z")
I recently read a particularly descriptive term which was penned by the illustrious _Shot From Guns_ (I can’t find the thread). Since discovering it, I have replaced the old standby ‘asshat’ with ‘Dickgarage’ into my everyday vernacular. Any of the Dopers here have their own special witticisms they hold near and dear for those who are truly worthy of that description? ---
**Author:** ![Paintcharge](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paintcharge/32/7946_2.png) [@Paintcharge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paintcharge)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2010, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissweasel-and-other-assorted-classics/542668/2 "2010-06-10T17:04:14Z")
I recently started using "cockwallet"to describe just such a person. On further thought, it would seem dickgarage and cockwallet amount to the same thing. ---
**Author:** ![MTCicero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a4c791/32.png) [@MTCicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MTCicero)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2010, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissweasel-and-other-assorted-classics/542668/3 "2010-06-10T17:07:06Z")
I like to use “ass tampon” here and there. I don’t see many other people using it. ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2010, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissweasel-and-other-assorted-classics/542668/4 "2010-06-10T18:32:43Z")
I remember “twatwaffle” being popular for awhile. ---
**Author:** ![kidneyfailure](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9f8e36/32.png) [@kidneyfailure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidneyfailure)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2010, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissweasel-and-other-assorted-classics/542668/5 "2010-06-10T22:34:35Z")
Just popping in to say that I too enjoyed that “dickgarage” epithet. It will be making its way into my usual rotation shortly. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2010, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissweasel-and-other-assorted-classics/542668/6 "2010-06-10T22:43:58Z")
> [@kidneyfailure](#): > > Just popping in to say that I too enjoyed that “dickgarage” epithet. It will be making its way into my usual rotation shortly. Mine too, except I might modify it to “a two dick garage with an entrance out back” ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissweasel-and-other-assorted-classics/542668/7 "2010-06-11T08:32:17Z")
I used to use cock holster as an epithet, but I haven’t broken out that ol’ chestnut in awhile. ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissweasel-and-other-assorted-classics/542668/8 "2010-06-11T13:15:27Z")
Is it worth noting that the quality that makes phrases like cockwallet, twatwaffle and turdburgler funny is referred to as “[assonance](http://grammar.about.com/od/ab/g/assonance.htm)”? heh - he said assonance. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissweasel-and-other-assorted-classics/542668/9 "2010-06-11T13:19:17Z")
One of **tygre** ’s internet haunts is currently doing sterling research on portmanteau swearing. I’m sure she can stop by with latest breakthroughs later. My boss once used “El Fucko” during a meeting (as in “If this check doesn’t come in we’ll be El Fucko”), which we’re still using. ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissweasel-and-other-assorted-classics/542668/10 "2010-06-11T15:46:53Z")
I picked up _fuckknuckle_ from an Australian acquaintance. Don’t use it too often, but it’s nice to have around in case I need it. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Hamsandwich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4bbf92/32.png) [@Darth\_Hamsandwich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Hamsandwich)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissweasel-and-other-assorted-classics/542668/11 "2010-06-11T20:43:56Z")
“El Fucko” is sublime. I’m storing that one into the mental Rolodex. ---
**Author:** ![pope\_hentai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ee59a6/32.png) [@pope\_hentai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pope_hentai)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2010, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissweasel-and-other-assorted-classics/542668/12 "2010-06-14T01:59:11Z")
I’m all for dickgarage as well… i saw that in the pit and almost shot booze out my nose. ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2010, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pissweasel-and-other-assorted-classics/542668/13 "2010-06-14T06:37:57Z")
> [@WordMan](#): > > Is it worth noting that the quality that makes phrases like cockwallet, twatwaffle and turdburgler funny is referred to as “[assonance](http://grammar.about.com/od/ab/g/assonance.htm)”? > > heh - he said assonance. I think “cocksocket” has a nice assonance to it. I carry it on me but I’ve never had to use it. It’s just nice to know its there if I ever need it.