# Pit Bulls (continued)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-bulls-continued/670714>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 8, 2013, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-bulls-continued/670714 "2013-10-08T19:18:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Debaser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3da27b/32.png) [@Debaser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Debaser)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-bulls-continued/670714/41 "2013-10-09T14:11:58Z")

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> [@stpauler](#):
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> DBRF?
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> The whole OP reads like the Time Cube version for pit bulls.

Double Barreled Rifled Firearms. It’s a type of assault rifle designed for Pit Bulls.

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**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-bulls-continued/670714/42 "2013-10-09T14:21:13Z")

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Continued from where? Is this thread II of a trilogy? I need to know where I am in the continuity.

And can I go back to the first thread and contribute a post that derails things so badly, this thread no longer exists?

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-bulls-continued/670714/43 "2013-10-09T14:26:58Z")

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> [@Trion](#):
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> Continued from where? Is this thread II of a trilogy? I need to know where I am in the continuity.
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> And can I go back to the first thread and contribute a post that derails things so badly, this thread no longer exists?

Not if a pit bull kills your grandfather in the process!

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**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-bulls-continued/670714/44 "2013-10-09T14:34:24Z")

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> [@Bob Ducca](#):
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> Can we add in something about circumcision and de-clawing cats in here to get the trifecta?

I had my pit bull circumcised and de-clawed. I thought this would make everybody happy, but instead everybody got pissed at me. Go figure.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-bulls-continued/670714/45 "2013-10-09T14:47:16Z")

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> [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](#):
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> I had my pit bull circumcised and de-clawed. I thought this would make everybody happy, but instead everybody got pissed at me. Go figure.

He’ll probably feel better at the bar mitzvah.

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**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-bulls-continued/670714/46 "2013-10-09T14:59:09Z")

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> [@bucketybuck](#):
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> Why is this Pitbull such a hot topic all of a sudden?
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> I had never even heard of Pitbull, now he has songs out with Shakira, Christina Aguilera, and some guy called Marc Anthony. He doesn’t even sing, and he’s just this skinny white dude, how exactly did he get so popular all of a sudden?

Appearantly, he bites children a lot or something. Mostly, I think he just looks like someone brought thier recently divorced father to a party.

The dogs, on the other hand, are pretty cool if you raise them right. Not like Chows…or Yorkies, the little bastards.

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**Author:** ![Labrador\_Deceiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Labrador\_Deceiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labrador_Deceiver)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-bulls-continued/670714/47 "2013-10-09T15:06:43Z")

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> [@pulykamell](#):
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> The family pet Labrador Retriever.

I had nothing to do with it, you blaggard.

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-bulls-continued/670714/48 "2013-10-09T16:00:50Z")

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> [@Labrador\_Deceiver](#):
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> I had nothing to do with it, you blaggard.

You don’t know how close I was to accidentally typing “Labrador Deceiver” there. Too much time on the Dope…

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**Author:** ![Labrador\_Deceiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Labrador\_Deceiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labrador_Deceiver)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-bulls-continued/670714/49 "2013-10-09T16:13:42Z")

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> [@pulykamell](#):
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> Too much time on the Dope…

Me or you?😉

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-bulls-continued/670714/50 "2013-10-09T16:16:03Z")

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> [@Labrador\_Deceiver](#):
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> I had nothing to do with it, you blaggard.

Lest you be accused of elitism (though the spelling is still in need of work - though yes this form is considered ok nowadays getoffmylawn!), [blackguard](http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/blackguard).

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**Author:** ![Labrador\_Deceiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Labrador\_Deceiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labrador_Deceiver)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-bulls-continued/670714/51 "2013-10-09T16:19:01Z")

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I’m aware of that spelling, but mine is also [correct](http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/blaggard).

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**Author:** ![Yodalicious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yodalicious/32/8195_2.png) [@Yodalicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yodalicious)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-bulls-continued/670714/52 "2013-10-09T16:40:39Z")

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About a month ago my 30 lb beagle picked a fight with a pit. The pit was completely non-aggressive, but wanted to sniff an area that my dog had just finished rolling in. My little Ginger took offense and went after the pit. The pit, cute girl named Carolina, was at least twice the size of my dog in height and weight. My wife and I and Carolina’s owner pulled them apart as quick as we could. Ginger ended up with two stitches on the top of her head and two in her neck, and deserved all four for being a butt head. Hopefully she’s learned her lesson.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-bulls-continued/670714/53 "2013-10-09T16:54:22Z")

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^Off-topic post reported.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-bulls-continued/670714/54 "2013-10-09T17:40:02Z")

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I’ve never seen a Pit police dog. I assumed that was because they all had criminal records or something.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-bulls-continued/670714/55 "2013-10-09T17:50:16Z")

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More like _shit_bull, am I right?  
…come on, I _nailed_ that one! High-five! Up top! No? Anybody? Nobody?

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**Author:** ![ZPG\_Zealot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e47c2d/32.png) [@ZPG\_Zealot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZPG_Zealot)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-bulls-continued/670714/56 "2013-10-09T17:57:13Z")

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> [@Loach](#):
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> Confession: I hate pitbulls. But I admit it may have more to do with the owners. Too many seem to have them to perpetuate their tough guy image. Which leads to them be raised the wrong way. The only dog I’ve had to shoot was a pitbull. It was terrorizing the neighborhood. But the owner raised them in outdoor pens and treated them like livestock not pets. Never could prove he was raising them to fight. We foster for the local rescue and pit puppies are very lovable. I would never own one though because I wouldn’t want to have to explain to everyone we meet that it isn’t a killer. I like my idiot lab/beagle mix who runs away from everything. Oh and Yorkshire Terriers are completely evil. /confession

Your hatred probably has everything to do with the owners and how badly some people train pitbulls. If abused or raised for fighting they can be viscious. Of course the same is true for many human children, but there is rarely a call to euthanize them. I love pitbulls and have owned several. The current one is called Odie. Orginal it was supposed to be Odoacer, but as he is regularly bullied by the housecats, we have altered his name.

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-bulls-continued/670714/57 "2013-10-09T18:44:51Z")

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Here you go, cougar. I hope you have taken your Lisinopril, today. 😛  
[RESCUED PIT BULL SAVES 4-YEAR-OLD BOY FROM BLOOD SUGAR CRASH](http://www.pawnation.com/2013/10/08/rescued-pit-bull-saves-4-year-old-boy-from-blood-sugar-crash/)  
[Hero pit bull saves Florida family from house fire](http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/09/27/pit-bill-saves-family/2884811/)  
[Family: Pit bull saved boy, 9, from abduction](http://www.denverpost.com/search/ci_4095627)  
[Pit Bull Heroes Hall of Fame](http://bslnews.org/pit-bull-heroes-hall-of-fame/)

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-bulls-continued/670714/58 "2013-10-09T19:53:01Z")

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What happens if **Tomndeb** burning your pitbull?

😃

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-bulls-continued/670714/59 "2013-10-09T20:02:52Z")

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The problem is that the ‘rabid” defenders of Pit bulls and the equally crazy phobics are making a smokescreen for the real issue- that ALL dogs of ALL breeds need to be neutered and that breeding should only be allowed to registered and licensed breeders. Too many dogs, too many dog attacks and too many wonderful puppies without a forever home. **Stop the madness.** \*Both sides. \*

This means, I’d support a “ban on unlicensed pit bull _breeders_’ as a means to an end of banning ALL unregistered breeders.

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-bulls-continued/670714/60 "2013-10-09T21:17:49Z")

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^ No arguments from me.

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