# Pit everything cause I fucking want too. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 27, 2006, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-everything-cause-i-fucking-want-too/350169 "2006-03-27T23:02:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2006, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-everything-cause-i-fucking-want-too/350169/21 "2006-03-27T23:40:44Z")
> [@Abbie Normal](#): > > Thanks for the crystal methofstupidass to liven up my coffee. Stupid food for breakfast? ---
**Author:** ![RyJae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@RyJae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RyJae)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2006, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-everything-cause-i-fucking-want-too/350169/22 "2006-03-27T23:42:08Z")
> [@lissener](#): > > Well, I should probably step up and take a lick of your wrath, Abbie, because after reading the thread you neglected to link I’m forming an activist group whose mission will be the circulation of petitions urging lawmakers to pass a federal law prohibiting hospitals from offering life support to anyone named “Haleigh.” Oh nice, you would hold more credibility if you had better taste in cinema. Showgirls earned more razzies than Dirty Love. Your taste in movies suck, your taste in humor sucks, one can easily assume, you suck so get to it. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2006, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-everything-cause-i-fucking-want-too/350169/23 "2006-03-27T23:42:08Z")
> [@Revenant Threshold](#): > > Actually, I think I recall the first thread **Abbie’s** referring to. I believe they were arguing about whether or not the girl was in or could ever get out of a persistant vegetative state, with **Abbie** on the side that she wasn’t in it/would pull out, and **DtC** (or someone, anyway) saying she was/wasn’t likely to pull out, and to listen to the doctors. Not sure I can get a search up on those things, though. > > Having said that, the OP was teetering on the brink of incoherency. Oh, that thing. Let me find it… [Here it is](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=354825&highlight=poutre). The OP is completely misrepresenting the facts, of course. I also did a google news search and haven’t found anything stating that the PVS diagnosis was wrong…not that “the State” can make medical diagnoses anyway. ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2006, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-everything-cause-i-fucking-want-too/350169/24 "2006-03-27T23:45:07Z")
> [@Abbie Normal](#): > > Oh nice, you would hold more credibility if you had better taste in cinema. Showgirls earned more razzies than Dirty Love. Your taste in movies suck, your taste in humor sucks, one can easily assume, you suck so get to it. Can I haver your permission to use that as my sigline? Would I have to pay you if I put it on my business card? Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![RyJae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@RyJae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RyJae)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2006, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-everything-cause-i-fucking-want-too/350169/25 "2006-03-27T23:45:24Z")
> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#): > > Oh, that thing. Let me find it… > > [Here it is](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=354825&highlight=poutre). > > The OP is completely misrepresenting the facts, of course. > > I also did a google news search and haven’t found anything stating that the PVS diagnosis was wrong…not that “the State” can make medical diagnoses anyway. > [@](#): > > The defense comes after a governor’s panel found Baystate’s doctors responsible for initiating a premature order to remove Poutre from life support. > > Poutre, who had been nearly beaten to death, later emerged from her vegetative state. [http://cbs4boston.com/topstories/local\_story\_084160012.html](http://cbs4boston.com/topstories/local_story_084160012.html) Since you’re too stoooopid to do your on search I did it for you okay. Think of it as a nice way of showing compassion bitch. Even in that thread I showed where all experts said they could not have made that diagnosis that soon, but you ignored that to fight for the sake of fighting. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2006, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-everything-cause-i-fucking-want-too/350169/26 "2006-03-27T23:45:26Z")
> [@Abbie Normal](#): > > It wasn’t PVS. Cite? ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2006, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-everything-cause-i-fucking-want-too/350169/27 "2006-03-27T23:45:36Z")
What is this pitting actually about? I got lost somewhere between life-support and George Bush… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2006, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-everything-cause-i-fucking-want-too/350169/28 "2006-03-27T23:45:47Z")
> [@Abbie Normal](#): > > Kindly lick my scrotum Jeep’s and take special care to get a tongue swipe on my asshole. I dunno, maybe it’s just me, but that sounds a bit…Brokeback. Abbie, wanna go fishing? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2006, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-everything-cause-i-fucking-want-too/350169/29 "2006-03-27T23:46:58Z")
> [@Abbie Normal](#): > > Since you’re too stoooopid to do your on search I did it for you okay. Excuse me, but YOU made the claim, YOU put up the motherfucking cites, dammit. You’ve been here long enough to know that. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2006, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-everything-cause-i-fucking-want-too/350169/30 "2006-03-27T23:47:12Z")
> [@Abbie Normal](#): > > [http://cbs4boston.com/topstories/local\_story\_084160012.html](http://cbs4boston.com/topstories/local_story_084160012.html) > > Since you’re too stoooopid to do your on search I did it for you okay. Think of it as a nice way of showing compassion bitch. Even in that thread I showed where all experts said they could not have made that diagnosis that soon, but you ignored that to fight for the sake of fighting. Show me where the doctors changed the diagnosis. ---
**Author:** ![RyJae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@RyJae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RyJae)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2006, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-everything-cause-i-fucking-want-too/350169/31 "2006-03-27T23:52:31Z")
> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#): > > Show me where the doctors changed the diagnosis. \*\* You’re a fucking idiot\*\* she is in rehabilitation, she is not in a PVC state, once again read a little bit. The doctors where wrong period. Oh fuck you I am not even acknowledging your blind ass anymore. > [@Guinastasia](#): > > Excuse me, but YOU made the claim, YOU put up the motherfucking cites, dammit. You’ve been here long enough to know that. You know what, I have no beef with you, never have. But this is the fucking pit, I do not have to show a “cite” for fucking anything if I don’t want to. If it interests you enough to argue the other fucking way, you bring cites. > [@Gangster Octopus](#): > > I dunno, maybe it’s just me, but that sounds a bit…Brokeback. Abbie, wanna go fishing? Well erm, you bring beer lots and lots of beer then maybe. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2006, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-everything-cause-i-fucking-want-too/350169/32 "2006-03-27T23:53:56Z")
> [@Abbie Normal](#): > > **If I baited homosexuals/races/transgendered people, like you fucking mods allow baiting religion I would get the fuck banned outta me so fast my head would spin**. This is a nicely broad bit of self-pity that I’m sure felt good to type, but doesn’t really make a lot of sense. I can’t think of many discussions on homosexuality, race or transgenderism that we haven’t allowed, including some that members of those groups no doubt found just as “baiting” as whatever recent anti-religious remark sent that bug up your ass. We’ve allowed discussions on most everything here, with a few exceptions. Feel free to provide some links to support your assertion that we clamp down on opposing viewpoints on race and sexuality while allowing unchecked abuse of religious groups, though. On preview, I see we’re off and running on PVS… ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2006, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-everything-cause-i-fucking-want-too/350169/33 "2006-03-27T23:55:32Z")
> [@Abbie Normal](#): > > Oh nice, you would hold more credibility if you had better taste in cinema. Showgirls earned more razzies than Dirty Love. Your taste in movies suck, your taste in humor sucks, one can easily assume, you suck so get to it. Oh, if only we could have a nice 5 page thread about why this is such an asshole thing to do…oh wait. **Abbie** , I disagree with you about many things, but please take this as meant sincerely and in your best interest: step away from the keyboard. You are not doing yourself any favors by posting while this pissed off. Come back when you’re calmer and have some perspective. In the first place, you can’t make rational arguments when you’re this ticked, and in the second place, no one is going to take you seriously or do much but poke you with a stick til you do. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2006, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-everything-cause-i-fucking-want-too/350169/34 "2006-03-27T23:56:10Z")
> [@Abbie Normal](#): > > You know what, I have no beef with you, never have. But this is the fucking pit, I do not have to show a “cite” for fucking anything if I don’t want to. If it interests you enough to argue the other fucking way, you bring cites. Wrong. Anywhere on this board, any time you make a claim, it’s expected you back it up. It doesn’t matter if it’s in the Pit. I don’t know who told you otherwise. However, I’ll be nice, since you’re obviously too unstable at the moment to do so, a link found at the end of the article does state your point: [DSS Chief: Doctors Said Haleigh Wouldn’t Recover](http://cbs4boston.com/topstories/local_story_082193025.html). That being said, you’re still being a total fucking nutjob. Calm the fuck down. ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2006, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-everything-cause-i-fucking-want-too/350169/35 "2006-03-27T23:58:55Z")
> [@Abbie Normal](#): > > \*\* You’re a fucking idiot\*\* she is in rehabilitation, she is not in a PVC state, once again read a little bit. The doctors where wrong period. Oh fuck you I am not even acknowledging your blind ass anymore. If I have the flu, am diagnosed with the flu, but then recover, did I never have it in the first place? Was it wrong for me to be diagnosed with the flu? After all, i’ve recovered from it - i’m no longer in the “having flu” state. ---
**Author:** ![RyJae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@RyJae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RyJae)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2006, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-everything-cause-i-fucking-want-too/350169/36 "2006-03-27T23:59:31Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > This is a nicely broad bit of self-pity that I’m sure felt good to type, but doesn’t really make a lot of sense. I can’t think of many discussions on homosexuality, race or transgenderism that we haven’t allowed, including some that members of those groups no doubt found just as “baiting” as whatever recent anti-religious remark sent that bug up your ass. We’ve allowed discussions on most everything here, with a few exceptions. Feel free to provide some links to support your assertion that we clamp down on opposing viewpoints on race and sexuality while allowing unchecked abuse of religious groups, though. > > On preview, I see we’re off and running on PVS… Yeah those fags where named fags off of ancient greek for “Get AIDS and Herpes” I read it once in a book or something. Great answer for any question based on Homosexuality for GQ eh. How about this one Yeah niggers means “to lazy to work or take care of there children” in ancient latin I read that in a book. See how I can get an insult in without much work? Of fucking course it is insulting enough in the pit but hell lets allow similar in GQ. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7235705&postcount=2](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7235705&postcount=2) ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2006, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-everything-cause-i-fucking-want-too/350169/37 "2006-03-28T00:01:47Z")
> [@Revenant Threshold](#): > > If I have the flu, am diagnosed with the flu, but then recover, did I never have it in the first place? Was it wrong for me to be diagnosed with the flu? After all, i’ve recovered from it - i’m no longer in the “having flu” state. Well, she did recover, which makes the “persistent” part of “persistent vegitative state” questionable. But I’m wondering exactly how “recovered” she really is. They were saying exactly the same things about Terry Schiavo, as I recall. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2006, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-everything-cause-i-fucking-want-too/350169/38 "2006-03-28T00:03:28Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > On preview, I see we’re off and running on PVS… I could have sworn **Abbie** said PVC, and I was going to agree: it’s a bitch to run through a bandsaw. Oh well, I’ll just toddle off and see if I can wreak any havoc elsewhere. ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2006, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-everything-cause-i-fucking-want-too/350169/39 "2006-03-28T00:08:49Z")
> [@Abbie Normal](#): > > Yeah niggers means “to lazy to work or take care of there children” in ancient latin I read that in a book. > > See how I can get an insult in without much work? Of fucking course it is insulting enough in the pit but hell lets allow similar in GQ. > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7235705&postcount=2](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7235705&postcount=2) Two problems with your example; Firstly, “nigger” is an expletive on it’s own - christian is not. Secondly, BrainGlutton is disagreed with in that very thread in [all](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7235740&postcount=3)[of](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7235742&postcount=4) [these](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7236433&postcount=13)[posts](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7237334&postcount=20) in that very thread - I don’t see where he got away with christian-bashing. ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2006, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-everything-cause-i-fucking-want-too/350169/40 "2006-03-28T00:10:29Z")
> [@Frank](#): > > I could have sworn **Abbie** said PVC, and I was going to agree: it’s a bitch to run through a bandsaw. I saw that, and I was trying to refrain from posting something like “Damn, if they’re keeping that girl inside a pipe, no wonder she’s having problems!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-everything-cause-i-fucking-want-too/350169.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-everything-cause-i-fucking-want-too/350169.md?page=3)