# Pit me
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-me/323850
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [September 28, 2005, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-me/323850 "2005-09-28T14:31:26Z")
**Posts on this page:** 10
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2005, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-me/323850/1 "2005-09-28T14:31:26Z")
You can start off by commenting on how incredibly lame and attention whore-ish it is to request your own pitting.
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### Author:  [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2005, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-me/323850/2 "2005-09-28T14:34:46Z")
Nah-see that isn’t how it works around here.
In fact, based on what I know of you-I’d say you were an upstanding person, a pillar of society and a great humanitarian.
What’s that old joke?
masochist: Hurt me.
Sadist: No.
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### Author:  [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2005, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-me/323850/3 "2005-09-28T14:35:32Z")
> [@eleanorigby](#):
>
> Nah-see that isn’t how it works around here.
>
> In fact, based on what I know of you-I’d say you were an upstanding person, a pillar of society and a great humanitarian.
>
> What’s that old joke?
>
> masochist: Hurt me.
>
> Sadist: No.
I hat eyour post with the power of 500 suns!
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### Author:  [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2005, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-me/323850/4 "2005-09-28T14:47:21Z")
Your family is ugly.
Your personal hygiene leaves much to be desired.
Your typing skills are minimal at best.
Your favorite television show is tripe.
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### Author:  [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2005, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-me/323850/5 "2005-09-28T14:50:28Z")
We want oldcrasher back!
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### Author:  [@Metacom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Metacom)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2005, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-me/323850/6 "2005-09-28T15:01:21Z")
You make trite, unimaginative, and boring pit threads, you ileostomy sucking phenylketonuric!
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### Author:  [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2005, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-me/323850/7 "2005-09-28T15:19:40Z")
> [@Obligatory Monty Python insult](#):
>
> I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Does that satisfy?
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### Author:  [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2005, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-me/323850/8 "2005-09-28T15:20:43Z")
> [@Metacom](#):
>
> phenylketonuric!
awww, that’s sweet!
:wally
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### Author:  [@Metacom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Metacom)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2005, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-me/323850/9 "2005-09-28T15:34:38Z")
> [@newcrasher](#):
>
> awww, that’s sweet!
>
> :wally
It’s the pit, you vapid copraphiliac. You made a stupid pit thread that you know will be closed–what the fuck do you expect? How many similiar threads have you seen closed in the nearly 5 years you’ve been here? Dozens? Are you intentionally trying to make the moderators work, or are you so impaired that you haven’t figured out that this kind of shit always gets locked? I’m guessing the latter–do you need something along the lines of “Curious George Posts Stupid Shit From the Man in the Yellow Hat’s Laptop” to understand the concepts at play here?
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### Author:  [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2005, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-me/323850/10 "2005-09-28T15:36:26Z")
**newcrasher** , it’s incredibly lame and attention-whorish to request your own Pitting.