# Pit thread for Martin\_Hyde {He has been BANNED} **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 24, 2022, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045 "2022-05-24T22:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 43
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2022, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/841 "2022-06-02T12:13:40Z")
Why stop with the teachers? I say arm all the kids, too. What could go wrong? ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2022, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/842 "2022-06-02T12:20:23Z")
Why limit it to school kids, fetus’ have a right to bear arms. Let’s jam a derringer up every pregnant woman’s hooha. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2022, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/843 "2022-06-02T12:21:31Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > Why stop with the teachers? I say arm all the kids, too. What could go wrong? Only if they take a 30-minute safety course first. We can’t forget our common sense gun reform. Now that I’m thinking about it, we could replace one of the useless classes like art or music or civics with time at a shooting range. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2022, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/844 "2022-06-02T12:26:17Z")
> [@Johnny\_Bravo](#): > > I believe you’re thinking of “unarmed teachers.” We need to remove that factor. Ah, but I carefully used “mass shootings” instead of “school shootings”. Since you’d also then have to arm mall employees, priests, abortion doctors and so on, that wouldn’t work as a single, unifying solution. Well, I suppose you could station armed teachers at other places where people gather but I don’t think most teachers would be up for the forced volunteer armed guard duty. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2022, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/845 "2022-06-02T12:30:55Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#): > > Well, I suppose you could station armed teachers at other places where people gather but I don’t think most teachers would be up for the forced volunteer armed guard duty. Cite for any state in the union giving a shit about what teachers are up for? ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2022, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/846 "2022-06-02T13:42:31Z")
And now I’m imagining a gunfight between a doctor and a fetus who just doesn’t want to be aborted. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2022, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/847 "2022-06-02T14:42:32Z")
Just wondering here… Since there are fucking knob-heads out there who are actually seriously talking about making all teachers carry guns in the classroom (since police officers are too scared to take on shooters) Would this mean that teachers could be empowered to arrest dirty corrupt cops at gunpoint? And, could a teacher take out a cop who is kneeling on someone’s neck cutting off their airway? ---
**Author:** ![Pazu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pazu/32/15522_2.png) [@Pazu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pazu)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2022, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/848 "2022-06-02T15:07:42Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > Since there are fucking knob-heads out there who are actually seriously talking about making all teachers carry guns in the classroom (since police officers are too scared to take on shooters) > > Would this mean that teachers could be empowered to arrest dirty corrupt cops at gunpoint? And, could a teacher take out a cop who is kneeling on someone’s neck cutting off their airway? Heck, give guns to all the teachers and then try to stop them teaching CRT and saying “gay” in their classrooms. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2022, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/849 "2022-06-02T17:05:20Z")
> [@madmonk28](#): > > Why limit it to school kids, fetus’ have a right to bear arms. Let’s jam a derringer up every pregnant woman’s hooha. Hey now - on behalf of women everywhere, ewwwwwww. ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Mouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mighty_mouse/32/7776_2.png) [@Mighty\_Mouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Mouse)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2022, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/850 "2022-06-02T17:12:56Z")
> [@madmonk28](#): > > Let’s jam a derringer up every pregnant woman’s hooha. Best username-post combo I’ve seen in a while. ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2022, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/851 "2022-06-02T17:36:53Z")
Holy fucknuts, am I have an aneurism, or do I actually agree with you on something? I need to go lie down. ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2022, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/852 "2022-06-02T17:42:32Z")
What else do they have to do with their summers? ---
**Author:** ![Tfletch1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tfletch1/32/5340_2.png) [@Tfletch1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tfletch1)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2022, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/853 "2022-06-02T20:31:03Z")
> [@Pazu](#): > > Heck, give guns to all the teachers and then try to stop them teaching CRT and saying “gay” in their classrooms. Ha! I like this. ---
**Author:** ![Tfletch1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tfletch1/32/5340_2.png) [@Tfletch1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tfletch1)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2022, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/854 "2022-06-02T20:36:21Z")
> [@madmonk28](#): > > Why limit it to school kids, fetus’ have a right to bear arms. Let’s jam a derringer up every pregnant woman’s hooha. What if the fetus doesn’t have hands yet? > **[NRA Offers Radical Solution to Gun Threat at Schools: Arm the Fetus!](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/nra-offers-radical-soluti_b_2347160)** ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2022, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/855 "2022-06-02T20:38:18Z")
> **[Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 01, 2013 | GoComics.com](https://www.gocomics.com/tomthedancingbug/2013/03/01)** > > Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling > BAD FETUS > Bad Fetus: You lookin' at me? I don't see anyone else in this womb. > in "FETAL FIREPOWER" - or - "BEARING ARMS with BARELY ARMS" > Bad Fetus knows his rights as an American, and shows up at a GunMart with... ---
**Author:** ![Tfletch1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tfletch1/32/5340_2.png) [@Tfletch1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tfletch1)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2022, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/856 "2022-06-02T20:40:21Z")
The fetus has a felony conviction. LOL. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2022, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/857 "2022-06-02T21:10:19Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > Since there are fucking knob-heads out there who are actually seriously talking about making all teachers carry guns in the classroom (since police officers are too scared to take on shooters) 10ish years ago, at my daughter’s school, they were doing ALICE training and invited parents for quick meeting with the school resource officer to talk about what ALICE training is/isn’t. One of the parents suggested they should be arming the teachers. The parent dismissed the multitude of reasons the SRO (and other parents) gave for why having teachers carry guns would be a horrific idea. Eventually the cop basically said ‘arming teachers isn’t going to happen’ and moved on. > [@Pazu](#): > > Heck, give guns to all the teachers and then try to stop them teaching CRT and saying “gay” in their classrooms. [![](https://i.imgur.com/removed.png) ](https://i.imgur.com/removed.png) ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2022, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/858 "2022-06-02T22:42:24Z")
If only ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2022, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/859 "2022-06-02T22:53:04Z")
Who had a cemetery in Milwaukee for today’s mass shooter bingo? ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2022, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/860 "2022-06-03T00:09:54Z")
At a funeral, no less. Oh well, Martin H probably does not know them, so whatever. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045.md?page=42) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045.md?page=44)