# Pit thread for Martin\_Hyde {He has been BANNED}

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 24, 2022, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045 "2022-05-24T22:52:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 6

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/101 "2022-05-25T15:27:46Z")

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> [@Martin\_Hyde](#):
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> Big brain posting:
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> > > sorry, i’ll fix my mistake.
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> Imagine being an adult human and acting this way.

fuck you

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**Author:** ![Martin\_Hyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/47e85d/32.png) [@Martin\_Hyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martin_Hyde)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/102 "2022-05-25T15:28:52Z")

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Imagine posting lies and one line profanities for 20 minutes straight.

![](https://media.giphy.com/media/OVxKLuRbiVHqkBSEEY/giphy.gif)

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/103 "2022-05-25T15:29:09Z")

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> [@Martin\_Hyde](#):
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> There’s an obvious reason you won’t quote those posts, they make your argument look silly.

Oh, noes, now those words are lost forever and no-one can see this vaunted clear explanation just by clicking a link. 🙄

I must have missed it, because all I saw was more of your Free\_Dumb tedium. Reams of the stuff. _So_ clear.

> [@Martin\_Hyde](#):
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> What other word is there for someone who is clearly lying

In MartyWorld, posting verbatim quotes is “lying”. Wiggle, worm, wiggle.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/104 "2022-05-25T15:29:16Z")

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fuck you

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**Author:** ![Martin\_Hyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/47e85d/32.png) [@Martin\_Hyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martin_Hyde)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/105 "2022-05-25T15:31:44Z")

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> [@MrDibble](#):
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> Oh, noes, now those words are lost forever and no-one can see this vaunted clear explanation. 🙄
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> I must have missed it, because all I saw was more of your Free\_Dumb tedium. Reams of the stuff.

Ah yes, because you had no motivation at all in selectively structuring quotes, none at all. No sir. You knew everyone would click through and read an entire thread for context.

> [@MrDibble](#):
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> In MartyWorld, posting verbatim quotes is “lying”. Wiggle, worm, wiggle.

Yes, in the “real world” which is what I assume you meant to type, intentionally misrepresenting things is a form of lying. Should I choose the childish ad hom to add to the end of it from a “word bank” of common tropes like you do, or do I need to try and think up something on my own?

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**Author:** ![Drsunflower1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drsunflower1/32/12711_2.png) [@Drsunflower1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drsunflower1)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/106 "2022-05-25T15:33:09Z")

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@Martin_Hyde pssst…maybe, just maybe, your wordiness doesn’t actually hide your evil. You were quoted literally multiple times on saying you were 100% Ok with more deaths to defend your rights to have a gun. Weasel all you like, there’s very little room for misinterpretation.  
Apart from that you’re a pompous racist twat, AFAIK. I hope the next gun death will be someone you know. Or by someone you know. Let’s see if there’s still a possibility for empathy there.

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**Author:** ![Martin\_Hyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/47e85d/32.png) [@Martin\_Hyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martin_Hyde)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/107 "2022-05-25T15:34:24Z")

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Wow, rarely does a post say for itself something so immoral that I need little in the way of response to point out the poor quality of the poster. Wishing that someone I know is murdered? That’s reprehensible.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/108 "2022-05-25T15:35:15Z")

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> [@Drsunflower1](#):
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> You were quoted literally multiple times on saying you were 100% Ok with more deaths to defend your rights to have a gun.

and fuck him for that.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/109 "2022-05-25T15:36:52Z")

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> [@Martin\_Hyde](#):
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> Wishing that someone I know is murdered? That’s reprehensible.

And you’re a fucking reprehensible person for being willing to trade in the lives of people you don’t know so you can own a gun.  
Fuck you.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/110 "2022-05-25T15:36:53Z")

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> [@Martin\_Hyde](#):
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> {…} That’s reprehensible.

Nah, it’s the price we all have to pay so you can have your precious pew-pew.

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**Author:** ![Martin\_Hyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/47e85d/32.png) [@Martin\_Hyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martin_Hyde)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/111 "2022-05-25T15:37:29Z")

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And this associates you with it–you’re the sort of poster that is fine wishing death on another poster’s friends/family. Thanks for giving me the moral high ground.

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/112 "2022-05-25T15:37:45Z")

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> [@Martin\_Hyde](#):
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> You knew everyone would click through and read an entire thread for context.

Only those who can stomach the tedium. So…no-one _sane_, at any rate.

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> Yes, in the “real world” which is what I assume you meant to type

Can’t even bring yourself to type it without scare quotes, so it seems even you know how delusional you are, in that odd moment of lucidity. But those moments are getting more and more spaced out, I shouldn’t doubt.

> [@Martin\_Hyde](#):
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> do I need to try and think up something on my own?

I think the effort might strain your last cerebral neuron. Why not just … not? Wiggling is an autonomous response, worm. _Way_ less effort for your poor ganglions.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/113 "2022-05-25T15:39:37Z")

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I see, so when it’s other people, the body count is something we are all expected to accept, but when it’s personal it’s a death threat.

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**Author:** ![Martin\_Hyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/47e85d/32.png) [@Martin\_Hyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martin_Hyde)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/114 "2022-05-25T15:40:05Z")

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> [@MrDibble](#):
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> Can’t even bring yourself to type it without scare quotes, so it seems even you know how delusional you are, in that odd moments of lucidity. But they’re getting more and more spaced, I shouldn’t doubt.

Those are called quotation marks, not scare quotes. You may be unfamiliar but they have a number of uses in English grammar.

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> Only those who can stomach the tedium. So…no-one _sane_ , at any rate.

And yet you’re still dancing in your little play here, so you obviously have a lot of stomach for the “tedium.”

> [@MrDibble](#):
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> I think the effort might strain your last cerebral neuron. Why not just … not? Wiggling is an autonomous response, worm. _Way_ less effort for your poor ganglions.

Ah, repeating the same ad hom. Is this where you start to tire out? Trolling requires someone willing to go for the bait, which I am not, much to your chagrin.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/115 "2022-05-25T15:40:12Z")

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> [@Martin\_Hyde](#):
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> And this associates you with it–you’re the sort of poster that is fine wishing death on another poster’s friends/family. Thanks for giving me the moral high ground.

fuck you garbage person

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**Author:** ![Martin\_Hyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/47e85d/32.png) [@Martin\_Hyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martin_Hyde)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/116 "2022-05-25T15:40:52Z")

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I’m not going to dissemble. This person said they hope that someone I know is killed, or maybe even worse–commits a killing. That is pure immorality in almost perfect expression. You choose to echo it, then you are just as immoral.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/117 "2022-05-25T15:41:20Z")

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> [@Martin\_Hyde](#):
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> {…} I am not {…}

Really? What’s that hanging out of your mouth?

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**Author:** ![Martin\_Hyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/47e85d/32.png) [@Martin\_Hyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martin_Hyde)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/118 "2022-05-25T15:42:25Z")

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I don’t wish death on other poster’s friends/family–which is something you are fine with. You can attempt to shift attention to something else all you want, but your morality has been exposed as deeply lacking.

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**Author:** ![Drsunflower1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drsunflower1/32/12711_2.png) [@Drsunflower1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drsunflower1)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/119 "2022-05-25T15:43:25Z")

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> [@crowmanyclouds](#):
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> Nah, it’s the price we all have to pay so you can have your precious pew-pew

This was exactly my point. As long as it’s "others " paying that price it’s apparently okey-dokey. The reaction is what I expected from a bigot, so not surprised. Also, fuck you @Martin_Hyde. Judging from your posts you’re a reprehensible human being with feces for neurons.

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**Author:** ![Martin\_Hyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/47e85d/32.png) [@Martin\_Hyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martin_Hyde)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/120 "2022-05-25T15:44:23Z")

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This from a person who wished death on another poster’s friends/family.

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