# Pit thread for Martin\_Hyde {He has been BANNED}

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 24, 2022, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045 "2022-05-24T22:52:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2022, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/1281 "2022-07-19T15:08:47Z")

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In before thread closure. I see the point of the banning, but I enjoyed watching him get excoriated.

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**Author:** ![Mikkel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikkel/32/13151_2.png) [@Mikkel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mikkel)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2022, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/1282 "2022-07-19T15:09:16Z")

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Well, trying to go on school board, likes being hated. It fits.  
I’m looking forward to the fleshing out of the ATMB note. I’m not sorry he is gone, but I wonder…  
We’ll probably see him again as a sock.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2022, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/1283 "2022-07-19T15:19:30Z")

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‘I’m not a sock. I’m a knitted foot cover.’  
Future M\_H

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2022, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/1284 "2022-07-19T15:31:18Z")

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> [@HMS\_Irruncible](#):
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> Wait, he’s being banned for lying about details of his personal life? That’s a banning offense? I thought the normal punishment for that was merciless mockery and dragging.

It’s all in the execution. IANAMod but -

If you falsely claim “I live in North Dakota”, eh, nobody cares although you might get mildly dragged if caught.

If you falsely claim “I worked in the Governor’s office in North Dakota”, you’re starting to assume an air of authority and credibility you haven’t earned, and your credibility is going to take a hit.

If you falsely claim “I worked in the Governor’s office in North Dakota, and therefore my position on the state’s economic development is correct”, now you’re openly lying and arguing in bad faith. Even if you’re not intending to troll, you’re being a massive jerk. Which is against the rules, especially if you then use that false background to denigrate everyone else.

The Derply Departed basically admitted that he’d lied about a substantial amount of his personal life even as he used those false stories to bolster his arguments and to claim that others’ (real and actual) life experiences didn’t apply.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2022, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/1285 "2022-07-19T15:32:03Z")

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2022, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/1286 "2022-07-19T15:33:02Z")

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Alright, time to close this down.

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