# Pit thread for Martin\_Hyde {He has been BANNED}

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 24, 2022, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045 "2022-05-24T22:52:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/121 "2022-05-25T15:46:01Z")

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Yup, death wishing is just one of those things we have to live with because the ~~Second~~ First Amendment allows it.

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**Author:** ![Martin\_Hyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/47e85d/32.png) [@Martin\_Hyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martin_Hyde)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/122 "2022-05-25T15:46:41Z")

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And here this post removes any doubt that you too wish death on other poster’s friends/family.

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**Author:** ![Drsunflower1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drsunflower1/32/12711_2.png) [@Drsunflower1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drsunflower1)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/123 "2022-05-25T15:47:00Z")

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Yet by your actions you CAUSE death. But you choose not to see that . Doesn’t get more immoral than that ,last time I checked actions are what matters, not hypotheticals.

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**Author:** ![Martin\_Hyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/47e85d/32.png) [@Martin\_Hyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martin_Hyde)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/124 "2022-05-25T15:47:28Z")

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My actions don’t involve me wishing death on any random or innocent people.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/125 "2022-05-25T15:48:08Z")

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I see your abandoning any claim on objecting to people putting words into your mouth?

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**Author:** ![Martin\_Hyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/47e85d/32.png) [@Martin\_Hyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martin_Hyde)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/126 "2022-05-25T15:48:48Z")

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I mean I don’t need to engage with you on that–you’ve wished death on my friends/family. There will be no discussion on any other topic between us. People that wish death on other poster’s friends/family are beyond the pale, so I don’t even need to bring up your more minor offense.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/127 "2022-05-25T15:49:28Z")

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Fucking quote me you fucking liar.

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**Author:** ![Martin\_Hyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/47e85d/32.png) [@Martin\_Hyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martin_Hyde)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/128 "2022-05-25T15:49:50Z")

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/129 "2022-05-25T15:50:59Z")

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> [@Martin\_Hyde](#):
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> I don’t wish death on other poster’s friends/family–which is something you are fine with. You can attempt to shift attention to something else all you want, but your morality has been exposed as deeply lacking.

For anyone one skimming through this, here’s what he’s talking about.

> [@Joey\_P](#):
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> Yikes, I’ve been on the fence with MH for a while. But fuck it, he’s a piece of shit who officially has zero redeeming qualities and is owed zero respect from anyone.  
> If garbage person @Martin_Hyde is “willing to trade more deaths for gun rights”, how about he starts with people close to him instead of people he’ll never meet. It’s easy to spend other people’s money.
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> What a piece of shit. Jesus fucking christ

I’ll remind you that it’s YOU that had the issue with not being quoted. Looks like in addition to everything else, you also have no integrity.

> [@Martin\_Hyde](#):
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> There’s an obvious reason you won’t quote those posts, they make your argument look silly.

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**Author:** ![Drsunflower1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drsunflower1/32/12711_2.png) [@Drsunflower1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drsunflower1)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/130 "2022-05-25T15:51:04Z")

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Oh boohoo.

> [@Is there X amount of mass shootings that would change gun supporters' minds, or is that the wrong way to think?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-x-amount-of-mass-shootings-that-would-change-gun-supporters-minds-or-is-that-the-wrong-way-to-think/964380/253):
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> I also firmly want it understood—I am 100% willing to trade more deaths for gun rights.

As long as it’s others it’s apparently ok. Good for you. Take care not to fall off your high horse, lest you damage your two neurons.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/131 "2022-05-25T15:51:27Z")

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That isn’t “you’ve wished death on my friends/family” now is it?

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**Author:** ![Martin\_Hyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/47e85d/32.png) [@Martin\_Hyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martin_Hyde)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/132 "2022-05-25T15:51:42Z")

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Imagine taking a policy discussion and making it a personal wish of death towards another poster’s friends/family.

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**Author:** ![Martin\_Hyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/47e85d/32.png) [@Martin\_Hyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martin_Hyde)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/133 "2022-05-25T15:52:12Z")

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We’re not dissembling–your position is clear, your morality is lacking. This is who you are.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/134 "2022-05-25T15:52:18Z")

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> [@Martin\_Hyde](#):
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> My actions don’t involve me wishing death on any random or innocent people.

Was it not you that said “I also firmly want it understood—I am 100% willing to trade more deaths for gun rights.”  
fuck you.

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**Author:** ![Drsunflower1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drsunflower1/32/12711_2.png) [@Drsunflower1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drsunflower1)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/135 "2022-05-25T15:52:24Z")

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Is a wish worse than a murder?

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**Author:** ![Martin\_Hyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/47e85d/32.png) [@Martin\_Hyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martin_Hyde)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/136 "2022-05-25T15:52:46Z")

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Sorry are you accusing me of committing a murder?

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/137 "2022-05-25T15:52:52Z")

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> [@Martin\_Hyde](#):
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> Those are called quotation marks

Were you quoting someone? Outside your head, I mean.

> [@Martin\_Hyde](#):
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> You may be unfamiliar

Aah, yes, _that_ old well, I knew it would be coming up on this little trek in MartyWorld. Whistle-whistle, racist motherfucker.

> [@Martin\_Hyde](#):
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> you obviously have a lot of stomach for the “tedium.”

Are you under the delusion I reread your spew when I grabbed that quote? It was tedious enough the _first_ time.

> [@Martin\_Hyde](#):
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> Ah, repeating the same ad hom.

It’s only an _ad hominem_ if I were debating you, pretentious arsehole.

What I’m doing is just _insulting_ you.

> [@Martin\_Hyde](#):
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> Is this where you start to tire out?

If racists tire me out, you think I’d still be posting here, where prolapses like you are allowed free reign? I can go all day, clot.

> [@Martin\_Hyde](#):
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> Trolling requires someone willing to go for the bait, which I am not,

If I _were_ trolling, your inability not to reply would make that last part a ridiculous lie.

Insulting a waste of protoplasm such as yourself, though, isn’t trolling. I’d say it fell under the banner of a necessary public service in pointing out the hollow turd-sculpture that is you to the misguided posters who momentarily thought you were reformed - but then, your own recent posts did a good job of that as well. Still, the more they know…

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**Author:** ![Martin\_Hyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/47e85d/32.png) [@Martin\_Hyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martin_Hyde)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/138 "2022-05-25T15:54:38Z")

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Big piece of performance there from @MrDibble , lot of time spent quoting me, typing ad hominems, more trolling et cetera. I do have to step away for a time so please don’t think that means I’ve left, I’ll be back to see the rest of your performance later.

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/139 "2022-05-25T15:58:47Z")

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What is it with these racist haemorrhoids and the having to announce their departures like anyone gave a shit?

I take it the remaining neuron got overtaxed and now he needs to cool it off in some cool soil. Well, wiggle back whenever you’re ready, **Martin\_Hiding**.

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**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/140 "2022-05-25T16:08:31Z")

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This is how I think I should communicate with a piece of shit who helps facilitate murder, yes. A) I informed you that you’re a piece of shit; B) I explained why you’re a piece of shit (you let your fears control you to the point that you let thousands of people be slaughtered); C) I tell you how to stop being a piece of shit (stop letting your fears control you, stop being a racist); and D) I close by reiterating my central thesis that you’re a piece of shit. You’re a piece of shit.

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