# Pit thread for Martin\_Hyde {He has been BANNED}

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 24, 2022, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045 "2022-05-24T22:52:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2022, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/1025 "2022-07-17T06:24:34Z")

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Oh, wait, you weren’t a Captain, you were _full bird Colonel_, that’s great!

> [@Being in the Military Does NOT Automatically Make You a Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/being-in-the-military-does-not-automatically-make-you-a-hero/814856/20):
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> Retired Army, was the whole of my early life, retired as a full bird Colonel which was essentially the goal I had when I decided to go through the process of getting nominated to West Point.

[Why’d you demote yourself?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rank-and-expendibility/259926/2)

Fuck you for your service, you lying sack of shit. But gosh, I would love to see what you put in your shadow box.

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