# Pit thread for Martin\_Hyde {He has been BANNED}

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 24, 2022, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045 "2022-05-24T22:52:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2022, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-thread-for-martin-hyde-he-has-been-banned/965045/1280 "2022-07-19T15:05:37Z")

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I’m probably giving myself more time in metaphorical purgatory for this, but F\*\*\* it, it’s worth it.

When I posted about M\_H’s prior pit thread and my reaction to his troll-thought, it was because he basically said everyone (on and off board) who was complaining about duration, frequency, and volume were prone to ““exaggerate””. (Direct quote, and yes, he used scare quotes). And that we all needed to “get over [our]selves”. This was in the paragraphs before the section I quoted upthread where he out and out gives vent to his internal hideous little troll.

But in the same fireworks thread I responded to him thusly -

> [@To those setting off fireworks: Fuck you, you fucking FUCKS!](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/to-those-setting-off-fireworks-fuck-you-you-fucking-fucks/945693/150):
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> Well, I guess that’s a polite way of calling me a liar. You’re wrong in that, but hey, this is the PIT. What more do I expect of you. May you find equal belief in your veracity going forward.

Excuse me, I need to find a TARDIS so I may tell myself of the past that his veracity now lies in burned, soiled tatters strewn about the floor after having been used to wipe ourselves after we took a dump on his banned self.

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