# Pit Threads Guaranteed To Backfire **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 24, 2007, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838 "2007-08-24T22:29:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/1 "2007-08-24T22:29:30Z")
\*\*If These Collection Agencies Don’t Quit Fucking Calling Me, I’ll NEVER Pay! I Pit Women Who Dress Like Sluts But Won’t Put Out Hey Asshole Mods! Stop Closing All My Threads!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Alive\_At\_Both\_Ends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Alive\_At\_Both\_Ends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alive_At_Both_Ends)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/2 "2007-08-24T22:34:04Z")
No-one Takes My Posts Seriously! ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/3 "2007-08-24T22:36:06Z")
**I’m no racist, but …** **You guys are all jackasses! I want my $14.95 back!** ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/4 "2007-08-24T22:43:05Z")
**The age of consent is too damn high in my state!** ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/5 "2007-08-24T22:43:50Z")
**Driving Rant** ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/6 "2007-08-24T22:45:12Z")
Neighbor’s cat running around my yard. Next time I’m using poison. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/7 "2007-08-24T22:49:10Z")
I Pit Everyone who Hates Bush! ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/8 "2007-08-24T22:51:57Z")
**Amway is great, so STFU!!!** ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/9 "2007-08-24T22:53:00Z")
**Fuckers keep stealing my lunch out of the work fridge - I’m going to poison it!** ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/10 "2007-08-24T22:56:30Z")
I’m a Telemarketer and everyone keeps hanging up on me! ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/11 "2007-08-24T22:58:28Z")
[QUOTE=Mangetout] **Fuckers keep stealing my lunch out of the work fridge - I’m going to poison it!** [/QUOTE] I see that and raise you a: “Stupid boss firing me for stealing other people’s food :mad:” ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/12 "2007-08-24T22:59:33Z")
**Damn those upholsterers!!! Feel free to post you own horrific story about these cut-throat, money-grubbing bastards!!!** ---
**Author:** ![fessie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@fessie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fessie)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/13 "2007-08-24T23:01:13Z")
**How Dare You Reprimand My Child!** ---
**Author:** ![Omega\_Glory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7c8e57/32.png) [@Omega\_Glory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omega_Glory)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/14 "2007-08-24T23:07:01Z")
An open letter to the gay Mexican cripple who cut me off in traffic All you heathens are going to hell, and here’s why ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/15 "2007-08-24T23:08:16Z")
**Hal Briston - What an asshole!** ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/16 "2007-08-24T23:15:41Z")
Kinda obvious, but… **I’m going to sue the SDMB!** ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/17 "2007-08-24T23:22:35Z")
\*\* I’m Going To Eat Your Children \*\* \*\* [Insert Genocidal Historical Figure] Was Right! \*\* \*\* Why Won’t The Participants In My Pyramid Scheme Pay Up?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/18 "2007-08-24T23:32:44Z")
**Dopers are the fattest and ugliest group of people ever!** **Proposal for manners in The Pit** **For fuck’s people, there is no such person as Cecil Adams** ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/19 "2007-08-25T00:00:44Z")
[QUOTE=silenus] **Hal Briston - What an asshole!** [/QUOTE] Wait, are you sure that one would backfire? .(kidding[COLOR=Sienna], just kidding)[/COLOR]. Here’s a pit title that should backfire: **Screw vets that refuse to declaw my outdoor cat!** ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/20 "2007-08-25T01:07:41Z")
**I Pit Workers That Shit In My Precious Toilet!** (Remember that one?) \*\* I Pit the Dog That Keeps Killing My Kittens That I Keep Letting Out!\*\* (Remember that one?) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838.md?page=2)