# Pit Threads Guaranteed To Backfire **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 24, 2007, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838 "2007-08-24T22:29:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/21 "2007-08-25T01:13:38Z")
**Breastfeeding Keep Women Subjugated and Wrecks Their Careers!** **Homeschooling/Vouchers/Charters Turn Out Better Citizens Than Public Schools** **Christianity Is a Crock-I Thought I’d Been Raptured, But Then She Took My Money! WTF!** **IF You Knew I Called the Wrong Number, Why Did You Answer the Phone?** **Macs Suck/PCs Rule** this is fun **Tolkien Plagiarized, Plus, LOTR is Boring** **Sci Fic Sucks** ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/22 "2007-08-25T01:17:58Z")
Department of Social Services should stay the fuck out of my house. (long) So what if I was drunk, the kid shouldn’t have been on the sidewalk at that time of night. I told her I had a vasectomy and she made me wear a condom anyway. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/23 "2007-08-25T01:25:33Z")
I refuse to let ASSHOLE resturaunt owners make me subsidize their entire fucking workforce!(tipping related) Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/24 "2007-08-25T01:29:36Z")
[QUOTE=Omega Glory] An open letter to the **Fat** gay Mexican cripple who cut me off in traffic [/QUOTE] There, I fixed that for you. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/25 "2007-08-25T01:29:51Z")
Doctors who perform circumcisions should be arrested! ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/26 "2007-08-25T01:34:45Z")
**I Pit tomndebb for [fill in blank]** ---
**Author:** ![Borborygmi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/borborygmi/32/217_2.png) [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/27 "2007-08-25T01:50:59Z")
**An interesting series of Pit threads** ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/28 "2007-08-25T02:05:52Z")
Yeah, I’m a professional spammer! What’s it to you? U CAN TAK UR 3LITIS GRAMAR @ SHOV IT! ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/29 "2007-08-25T02:18:54Z")
I can’t believe it! What the fuck is wrong with people? I am outraged! [link to Onion article] Stupid cashier! Can’t you see I’m on my cell phone? I insist that all guests in my home take off one of their shoes and leave the other one on. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/30 "2007-08-25T02:24:10Z")
**I’ma rip your fuckin’ claws out, Cat!** ---
**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/31 "2007-08-25T02:27:17Z")
\*\*You don’t like my new ringtone? Fuck you! It’s pronounced NOO kyoo lar! Why Gays are ruining this country. I Pit myself. (lame) GWB needs to make a damn law that makes him eligible for another term! Some retarded kid cut in front of me at the store! Boss tells me to stop texting during meetings. I plan on burning his dog. If they don’t mandate the teaching of ID in schools, I’ll fucking sue!! Cats. I can’t seem to run over enough of 'em.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/59ef9b/32.png) [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_fight_the_hypothetical)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/32 "2007-08-25T03:23:28Z")
**Why are you in such a hurry, asshole?** (middle of the road/sidewalk/escalator related) [QUOTE=Alice The Goon] **I Pit Workers That Shit In My Precious Toilet!** (Remember that one?) [/QUOTE] No. Link? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/59ef9b/32.png) [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_fight_the_hypothetical)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/33 "2007-08-25T03:31:07Z")
Just missed the edit window. **Bacon salt tastes like day old ass** ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/34 "2007-08-25T03:43:34Z")
\*\*When the Hell is that Nigerian guy going to send me that $20 million? It’s almost the end of August. When is Mars going to look as big as the full Moon like that E-Mail said? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/35 "2007-08-25T03:48:49Z")
[QUOTE=Don’t fight the hypothetical] No. Link? [/QUOTE] [Here you go.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=324485) It gets ugly. ---
**Author:** ![initech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/439d5e/32.png) [@initech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/initech)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/36 "2007-08-25T03:52:45Z")
**Learn to spell, idiet!** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/59ef9b/32.png) [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_fight_the_hypothetical)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/37 "2007-08-25T04:51:36Z")
[QUOTE=Alice The Goon] [Here you go.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=324485) It gets ugly. [/QUOTE] Thank you, thank you, thank you. Oh my God I laughed… And I needed it tonight. And that was **Cookies** last post? Unbelievable. ---
**Author:** ![shamrock227](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@shamrock227](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shamrock227)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/38 "2007-08-25T05:12:32Z")
All you need to do is not eat so much and exercise you fat SOB! My husband is divorcing me and all I did was sleep with someone else! The toilet paper should hang towards the back, idiot. You waiters expect a tip? Forget it, Bub. Each and every one a guaranteed train wreck. ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/39 "2007-08-25T05:13:42Z")
[QUOTE=Alice The Goon] [Here you go.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=324485) It gets ugly. [/QUOTE] I’d missed that one. It has to be one of the funniest threads I have ever read on this board. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/40 "2007-08-25T05:27:35Z")
**My limited income parents won’t buy me an Xbox, Wii, or PS3!!! Teh Bastards!!!** **My SUV’s gas mileage sucks, and it’s all a conspiracy by the evil oil companies!!!** **Since** [Oliver Stone’s] **JFK made things so clear why don’t people believe it was all a conspiracy?!?!?!?** Heck, any Pit thread with multiple exclaimation points seems a good candidate. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838.md?page=3)