# Pit Threads Guaranteed To Backfire **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 24, 2007, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838 "2007-08-24T22:29:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/41 "2007-08-25T06:36:16Z")
**I pit people who pit Scientology!** ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/42 "2007-08-25T07:07:52Z")
\*\*Bush was behind 9/11 (with video) I pit my fat-ass coworker. My fucking bitch mistress is going to tell my wife I’m cheating on her! No adult should be reading Harry Potter! 12 items, 25 items, what’s the fucking difference? I don’t have all day to wait in one of the slow lines.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/43 "2007-08-25T12:38:48Z")
**I love everybody and yet they call me a slut** **Is it okay to say F** K here?\*\* **Why did the priest ask if my little Johnny could sleep over?** ---
**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/44 "2007-08-25T12:45:39Z")
Nobody over 35 should have a baby! It’s sick and wrong! ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/45 "2007-08-25T12:53:11Z")
[QUOTE=Shoshana] **I pit people who pit Scientology!** [/QUOTE] you for got to add \*\* stop picking on poor, misunderstood Tom Cruise\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/46 "2007-08-25T12:54:27Z")
To the old dude at the movie who kept shushing me: MYOB! ---
**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/47 "2007-08-25T12:55:50Z")
Idiot pro-choice people, don’t you realize if your mom had had an abortion you wouldn’t be here?!?! ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/48 "2007-08-25T12:59:04Z")
**I’m leaving this board forever!** ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/49 "2007-08-25T13:17:55Z")
[QUOTE=Liberal] **I’m leaving this board forever!** [/QUOTE] [heavy sarcasm] We can only wait, someday… [/hs] 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/50 "2007-08-25T13:32:46Z")
**What’s the big deal about Vick? Dog fighting is a way of life in the south** ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/51 "2007-08-25T14:24:18Z")
[QUOTE=Alice The Goon] [Here you go.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=324485) It gets ugly. [/QUOTE] I just spent far too much time reading that thread. I laughed. I cried. I bookmarked it for later reading. ---
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/52 "2007-08-25T17:53:15Z")
[QUOTE=Alice The Goon] [Here you go.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=324485) It gets ugly. [/QUOTE] :eek: My kid drowned when he sneaked into my neighbour’s pool and she doesn’t want to help pay for the funeral. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/53 "2007-08-25T18:52:57Z")
**Here’s a Fake Pit Thread with Links to my Other Wonderful Threads Around the Dope as I Start Them F**king Loud-Ass N\*ggaz - And I’m Black\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/54 "2007-08-25T20:14:53Z")
[**What a stupid thread**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=434163) ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/55 "2007-08-25T20:16:07Z")
[QUOTE=Liberal] [**What a stupid thread**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=434163) [/QUOTE] 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/56 "2007-08-25T20:44:07Z")
I pit women who want me to do dish ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/57 "2007-08-25T20:51:19Z")
[QUOTE=Taber] I pit women who want me to do **dish** [/QUOTE] Then you should start a Pit Thread about women who expect you to act like a loud, flamboyant, gossipy gay man. See how it goes. 😃 Oh, you probably mean _dishes_! ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/58 "2007-08-25T21:00:28Z")
Don’t let your brat run wild in the video store, if you don’t want him to go in the adult room and see the covers of anal sex DVDs. Dumb bitch. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Key\_Lime\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/48db29/32.png) [@Key\_Lime\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Key_Lime_Guy)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/59 "2007-08-25T21:15:00Z")
**Hey you on the slot machine next to me, quit screwing up my system!** **My kid’s principal doesn’t give enough standardized tests** **I pit the grocery clerk for enforcing '10 items or less’** **If you don’t want your picture on the web, don’t wear a skirt up the stairs** **SF stands for San Francisco & HP for Hewlett-Packard, dammit!** ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/60 "2007-08-25T21:16:17Z")
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