# Pit Threads Guaranteed To Backfire

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 24, 2007, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838 "2007-08-24T22:29:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
**Page:** 6

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**Author:** ![WarmNPrickly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@WarmNPrickly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WarmNPrickly)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/101 "2007-08-28T00:15:32Z")

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**I pit my wife for making me fat with her cooking!**

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**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/102 "2007-08-28T00:43:25Z")

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**Tell your wife to wipe off her chin when I’m done with her and get me a fucking beer already!**

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**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/103 "2007-08-28T00:51:40Z")

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**I asked her for a Son. She Gave Me 3 Fucking Daughters (Legal Advise, Sympathy Requested).**

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**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/104 "2007-08-28T01:03:03Z")

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**I Pit Something or Other**  
[sub]VCO3[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2007, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/105 "2007-08-28T03:17:18Z")

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I got nothin’. But I’ll say this – \*\*Hal Briston \*\* has way too goddamn much time on his hands!

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**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2007, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/106 "2007-08-31T19:50:45Z")

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If you could commit necrophilia with anyone whos corpse would you choose?

WW2 fascists had it spot on politically but they wore shit uniforms.

Question about the more obscure rules of cricket.

Can you do my homework assignment for me cos I cant be bothered to use the net myself.

How can I stop all these men coming on to me every day who I dont fancy cos I’m so hot but haven’t the ability to put them off politely ,honest.

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**Author:** ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2007, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/107 "2007-08-31T20:26:25Z")

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**Is volunterring witht hte Humane Society the best way to find all these cat hos’?**

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**Author:** ![Mr.Goob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c77e96/32.png) [@Mr.Goob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Goob)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2007, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/108 "2007-08-31T22:55:51Z")

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**Leave Fred Phelps alone and let him protest baby killing fag soldiers funerals.**

That was very painful to type.

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**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2007, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pit-threads-guaranteed-to-backfire/416838/109 "2007-09-01T09:23:05Z")

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**Spaying and neutering pets is mutilation!**

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