# Pitch Your Idea For the Next Made For SyFy movie **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 10, 2009, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitch-your-idea-for-the-next-made-for-syfy-movie/509592 "2009-09-10T19:17:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Palmer\_Eldritch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecae2f/32.png) [@Palmer\_Eldritch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palmer_Eldritch)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2009, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitch-your-idea-for-the-next-made-for-syfy-movie/509592/61 "2009-11-26T23:12:34Z")
Z.I.A.: Zombie Intelligence Agency In which the US government sends a group of zombie secret agents (those killed in impossible missions) to a strange island in Eastern Europe where vampire Joseph Goebbels and his clone Commie-Nazi army are attempting to resurrect Adolf Hitler and Josef Stalin by placing their brains in the heads of cyborg sharks. In the senses-shattering climax, the Hitler-and Stalin-sharks engage in underwater battle with a pair of giant, cybernetic octopi possessing the brains of FDR and Winston Churchill, and the remaining ZIA operatives use their prowess in Parkour to ward off legions of heavily armed Commie-Nazi stormtroopers. In the end, the final ZIA guy stakes Goebbels to a nuclear bomb and flees the exploding island by attaching a rocket to the back of the mortally wounded Hitler-shark and riding him away. Our hero is then reunited with his zombie bride who sort of looks like Mata Hari. In the final scene, Asian scientists in an underground bunker are shown experimenting with the brain of Genghis Khan and the cloned body of a dinosaur. ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2009, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitch-your-idea-for-the-next-made-for-syfy-movie/509592/62 "2009-11-28T01:33:37Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > Splatterday!: A crazed ex-construction worker named Bob Builder goes on a rampage of terror against the ruthless architect who ruined him, using all kinds of power tools and heavy vehicles, which the madman believes are telling him to kill! Wrecking-ball, roadheader, bulldozer, ect. _Killdozer!_ is not far off from this… ---
**Author:** ![silent\_phobia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@silent\_phobia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_phobia)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2010, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitch-your-idea-for-the-next-made-for-syfy-movie/509592/63 "2010-04-10T22:44:15Z")
(Over the book by thomas white,who I know personally and agreed to this suggestion.) _In 1842, a wealthy merchant’s wife contracted a rare but fatal illness during the course of her pregnancy. In an atempt to save her life,a doctor administered an experimental medication dervised from spores from a nearly extinct swamp plant and enzymatic solutions concocted from unusual tree samples. The formula kept the woman alive long enouph to give birth, but… the child suffered the consequences from its side effects. A little girl was born with tender skin, having the texture of a new leaf. Her father loved her dearly, but was shunned by others. At birth, her tiny arms and legs were stiff like twigs, but as she grew, they became strong and solid like branches. She reminded her father of a doll carved from wood and, although he called her his little puppet, as she got older she was given the name, Womannequin- the living doll_ …just a thought… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitch-your-idea-for-the-next-made-for-syfy-movie/509592.md?page=3)