# Pithy song lyrics you wish you'd written?...

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**Created:** [November 8, 2001, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pithy-song-lyrics-you-wish-youd-written/92312 "2001-11-08T23:49:45Z")\
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**Post date:** [November 10, 2001, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pithy-song-lyrics-you-wish-youd-written/92312/61 "2001-11-10T05:15:43Z")

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Okay, these are a few personal coices:

“This bomb-blast lightning waltz.” U2, A Sort of Homecoming.  
“Set me aflame and cast me free. Away, you wretched world of tethers.” VNV Nation, Solitary  
“Seek no more for hollow answers. Answers that lay within you all along.” VNV Nation, Arclight  
and  
“Like a roll of thunder chasing the wind.” Live, Lightning Crashes

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**Post date:** [November 10, 2001, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pithy-song-lyrics-you-wish-youd-written/92312/62 "2001-11-10T05:29:34Z")

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D’oh, I actually forgot some by October Project, who write some of the most beautiful and poetic lyrics I’ve heard.

“In the empty corners of the evening,  
In the vacant beauty of the wind.” - Something More Than This  
“And the unforgiving arms of the cradle rock as hard as the face of the city pavement.” - Sunday Morning Yellow Sky  
“If I could speak in tongues of flame I’d burn forever with your name.” - One Dream  
And then there’s one that sounds absolutely georgous when sung. There isn’t really any short clip of lyrics I can give.  
“In a city of faces  
That never look back  
Where doors never open  
And eyes never meet  
Someone behind me was tracing my steps  
As I ran through the fog down a cobblestone street.” - After the Fall

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No pecking code respected for the damned.-Pete Townshend,The Sea Refuses No River.

Your third grade teacher and your uncle Mel, and all them sinners gonna go to hell. Commander Cody,-Go To Hell.

If dreams were thunder, lightning was desire, this old house would have burned down, a long time ago. John Prine,-Angel From Montgomery.

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**Post date:** [November 10, 2001, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pithy-song-lyrics-you-wish-youd-written/92312/64 "2001-11-10T11:39:05Z")

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Too many to mention, but one that comes to mind right now is, “me no wanna be no nice guy.”  
Pope Bob  
"You know, it coulda been me you’re listening to on your radio … "

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**Post date:** [November 10, 2001, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pithy-song-lyrics-you-wish-youd-written/92312/65 "2001-11-10T13:58:58Z")

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“I’d give up forever to touch you.” (From _Iris_, John Rz…um, the Goo Goo Dolls)

“Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.” (From _The Boxer_, Paul Simon)

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**Post date:** [November 10, 2001, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pithy-song-lyrics-you-wish-youd-written/92312/66 "2001-11-10T15:13:47Z")

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“So they love Jerry Lewis in France-does that make him funny?” -Steve Taylor.

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Like unto a moron, I flubbed the line I referred to before – it is, of course, “me no are no nice guy.”

But then you all know that …

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**Post date:** [November 10, 2001, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pithy-song-lyrics-you-wish-youd-written/92312/68 "2001-11-10T17:45:14Z")

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\*\*“And we’re changing our ways, taking different roads, then love, love will tear us apart” - **Joy Division** ,_Love Will Tear Us Apart_

“I was the one who let you know,I was your sorry-ever-after.” - **The Connells** ,_'74-'75_

“Well now everything dies baby that’s a fact,But maybe everything that dies someday comes back,Put your makeup on fix your hair up pretty,And meet me tonight in Atlantic City” - **Bruce Springsteen** ,_Atlantic City_ \*\*  
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Oh yeah –some of my favourite lyrics. Did you ever hear the Paul Young massacre of the Joy Division song?

> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by milo\_minderbinder \*  
> \*\*Ah, just about anything by the people’s poet **Billy Bragg**
> 
> [A New England](http://www.web.net/~smorton/Billy_Bragg/A_New_England.html)
> 
> I saw two shooting stars last night  
> I wished on them but they were only sattelites  
> Is It wrong to wish on space hardware?  
> I wish I wish I wish you’d care. \*\*

I’m ashamed to admit that only the Kirsty McCOll cover of A New England comes to mind at the moment, which is why the lyrics are (I hope. My brain is fading)“I loved you then as I love you still, I put you on a pedestal, you put me on the pill”.

Also, wasn’t Billy Bragg responsible for “How can you lie back and think of England when you don’t even know who’s in the team”?

> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Lao Tsu \*  
> \*\*Gotta agree with the Billy Bragg mention too. Another from him.
> 
> I woke up this morning, to find that we have outlived the myth of trust.  
> . \*\*

Damn damn damn damn damn. Why didn’t I find this thread earlier . I love that lyric.

Didn’t realise I was such a big Billy Bragg fan. My boyfriend’s just pointed out he lives down the road from me. I’ll have to go and stalk him 🙂

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Halfpint \*  
> Also, wasn’t Billy Bragg responsible for “How can you lie back and think of England when you don’t even know who’s in the team”?

Don’t know that one, but if you want to check, lyrics for most of his songs are [here](http://www.billybragg.co.uk/releases/song_list/index.html)

milo

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**Post date:** [November 10, 2001, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pithy-song-lyrics-you-wish-youd-written/92312/70 "2001-11-10T23:33:40Z")

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“They will tell you you can’t sleep alone in a strange place  
Then they’ll tell you you can’t sleep with somebody else  
Sooner or later you sleep in your own space  
Either way it’s okay to wake up with yourself”

Billy Joel, _My Life_

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**Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pithy-song-lyrics-you-wish-youd-written/92312/71 "2001-11-11T00:27:43Z")

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Tonight we fly  
Over the mountains, the beach and the sea  
Over the friends that we’ve known  
And those that we now know  
And those whom we’ve yet to meet  
And when we die  
Will we be that disappointed or sad  
If heaven doesn’t exist  
What will we have missed  
This life is the best we’ve ever had

- **The Divine Comedy** , _Tonight We Fly_

Tell veronica the secrets of the boy you never kissed  
She’s got everything to gain 'cause she’s a fat girl with a lisp

- **Belle & Sebastian** , _Expectations_

A bunch of **Replacements** lyrics:  
If being wrong’s a crime I’m serving forever  
If being strong is what you want  
I need help with this feather  
If being afraid is a crime, we hang side by side  
At the swingin’ party down the line

- _Swingin’ Party_

Jesus rides beside me  
He never buys any smokes

- _Can’t Hardly Wait_

Hold my life until I’m ready to use it  
Hold my life because I just might lose it

- _Hold My Life_

I used to live at home  
Now I stay at the house

- _Here Comes A Regular_

I’m not as ready as I’ll ever be  
And I suppose your guess  
Is more or less as bad as mine

- _Never Mind_

And more as I think of them.

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**Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pithy-song-lyrics-you-wish-youd-written/92312/72 "2001-11-11T01:16:28Z")

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Great thread. I’m gonna need to check out some of these songs.

Welcome…or should I say goodbye?  
It’s a question how close we are apart  
–Alphaville

You say you don’t believe a thing I say, I say  
You don’t believe a thing, you say you can’t believe  
How I don’t understand  
–Barenaked Ladies

When she was three  
Her Barbies always did it on the first date  
Now she’s with me  
There’s never any need for them to demonstrate  
–Barenaked Ladies

Because life, Mrs. Brown  
Is just one big knees up  
A night on the town, a storm in a teacup  
More like a teacup in a storm  
–Carter USM

Are the words to this song concise enough to follow?  
Is your smart food simple enough to swallow?  
–Chumbawamba

Of course it’s peace we’re for  
This is war to end all war  
–Mark Blitzstein, Cradle Will Rock

You’d set the table for the barber Sweeney Todd  
You’d clip the wings of any rising god  
But man can’t live on hope alone  
It can be cut, all that is grown  
Broke your spirit but not your bones  
And on the river flows  
–The Levellers

‘Moon of Alabama’ is my favorite country tune  
It’s got lyrics by a Communist and music by a Jew  
And when those fellers wrote it they were living in Berlin  
I guess that is a symbol of the world we’re living in  
–Momus

One perfect couple on four perfect blades  
We execute two perfect figures of eight  
But the ice is a mirror in which people see  
Their nation and their sexuality  
–Momus

I left the normal world behind and started living in  
A hinterland between dissolution and self-discipline  
I burned the midnight oil to build my way of seeing  
Like a miner at the coal face of meaning  
–Momus

If looks could kill I’d kill the men  
Whose looks would kill you if looks could kill  
And the men who say ‘No competition’  
Know the competition love instills  
–Momus

When I left home I already had five years  
Of self-abuse under my belt  
I found certain women who’d let me try anything  
Just to find out how it felt  
–Momus

I was the last of the window-cleaners  
I was sacrificed as such  
When they singled out the ringleaders  
They said I’d seen too much  
I only saw what the butler did  
The chambermaid also  
I never saw how the other half lived  
I just washed their windows  
–Momus

Worst of all I stopped loving your body  
Making you feel so low  
But my lawyer says no blame can be apportioned  
For circumstances beyond my control  
–Momus

Originator man, originator man  
Make me a sun in the palm of your hand  
A rising and setting sun  
Deflowering, 24 hours, reflowering  
Going out of fashion  
Coming back into fashion  
Catch the fruit as it falls for me  
Hang it on the tree again  
–Momus

If I slipped away  
Maybe nobody’d notice  
They’d probably say  
It’s just one of those things  
With a little dismay  
And a shrug of the shoulders  
You’d buy a coat  
Against the cold  
–Momus

Thank you for the memory, this curse you’ve laid on me  
Like a shooting star I burst into obscurity  
Live this second first because the rest is history  
Nothing’s gonna save us now  
–Momus

In the doctor’s surgery  
I keep my fingers crossed because I know the cost  
This test for positivity implies  
Still I do this willingly  
Because I want to know what I don’t want to know  
Unthinkable thoughts are thoughts we have to try  
–Momus  
Listen to the shells my darling, what you hear is not the sea  
But whispering, malicious human hearts  
Adults who don’t wish to know the Duc De Berry’s great chateau  
And hate the world of childhood and of art  
We who paint or photograph to stop the dying in its path  
And fix you in the permanence of spring  
Can’t stop the prattlers prattling, the rattlesnakes who, rattling  
See ugliness in every living thing  
–Momus

I wrote this song two hours before we met  
I didn’t know your name or what you looked like yet  
–Pulp

One man’s whiskey is another man’s tea  
And I’m not certain if that wisdom applies to me  
I been learning about life  
Watching my TV  
And you should see all the notes I’m taking  
–Wyrd Sisters

I dance in a graveyard of carousel horses  
I search murky waters for Athena’s sources  
–Wyrd Sisters

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“If you were a priest  
I would wait at least  
up untill confession time  
then crawl into your box.” - Robyn Hitchcock

Not the lyrics, but the title of the song _Les Bons Bons des Raison_ by stereolab is pretty clever imho.

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“Did you exchange a walk on part in the world for a lead role in a cage?” - **Wish You Were Here** by _Pink Floyd_

Damn that’s just a cool line from a great song.

Although I’m not religious I always liked this line from _U2_’s **Mysterious Ways**

“If you want to kiss the sky, you better learn how to kneel.”

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A planet of playthings  
We dance on the strings  
Of powers we cannot perceive  
Rush

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“You look good in that sweater, and that aluminum crutch.  
I’m gonna let you down easy, I’ve got a delicate touch.”  
Beck

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“A penny for your freedom  
is worth a thousand more of hollow freedom  
the world is feeling twice as cold today  
and there’s no more disguising its decay”  
—Dillinger Four

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oops…should be “penny for your treason”

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_Though you pound this bitter heart,  
down to molten steel.  
Cast it in the furnace,  
of your burning, spinning wheel.  
I will rise up through the flames,  
to wrap you in my arms.  
Brand you with my loving seal,  
and steal your tender charms._  
“Hammer of Love” **Bad Company**

_Did my best to love you,  
Now do your best to leave…_  
“Still Around” **Robert Cray**

_Skating away,  
on the thin ice of a new day_  
**Jethro Tull** -LOTS more from them

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“Freedom’s just another word for nothin’ left to lose,  
and nothin’ ain’t worth nothin’ but it’s free,”

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“Well I woke up Sunday morning  
with no way to hold my head, that didn’t hurt  
and the beer I had for breakfast  
wasn’t bad so I had one more for dessert  
then I fumbled through my closet for my clothes  
and found my cleanest dirty shirt”

* * *

"If you hurt me, you won’t be the first or the last  
In a lifetime of many mistakes.  
But I won’t spend tomorrow regretting the past  
For the chances that I didn’t take.

'Cause I’ll never know 'til it’s over  
If I’m right or I’m wrong loving you,  
But I’d rather be sorry for something I’ve done  
Than for something that I didn’t do."

**Kristofferson** was popular in a period of my life when I was feeling sorry for myself. So I guess that his lyrics appealed. Not great poetry, but he could turn a phrase.

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