# Pitify your username (C'mon, it's fun) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 2, 2001, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905 "2001-07-02T03:08:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![choosybeggar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8c91f0/32.png) [@choosybeggar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/choosybeggar)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/1 "2001-07-02T03:08:53Z")
::Not a rant. Posted in the pit so as not to restrict adult language.:: Now, I’m not the kind of guy that gets pit threads devoted to him (no flirt threads either, though:(). I’m mild-tempered and open-minded. I never get on anybody’s bad side. Nobody would ever start a pit thread about me.😉 But as an avid pit reader, I enjoy little more than the artful morphing of some poster’s username to suit the purpose at hand (to see a master at work, may I recommend a detailed review of **Spoofe’s** pit portfolio). Creating these masterpieces must be quite time consuming, however. And in the flaming heat of the pit, such time is commonly in short supply. In this thread, I give you the crude beginnings of a pit thread about me. I give you a series of pitifications of my username. Thus, if you ever find cause to hang me out to dry in the pit, this thread can serve as a useful reference. If you find that I’m asking for too much, and in an uncool maner, then please call me **cheesybeggar.** If you feel that I should not seek to associate myself with anything higher than a pile of mucus, but that due to my personal shortcomings, I will only selectively associate with mucus, then please call me **choosybooger.** If your sentiment is that mucus is my friend, but that I can’t even represent mucus well, then please call me **cheesybooger.** If you believe that I lie in wait for just the right sphincter, then please call me **choosybuggerer.** If you throw up your hands in disbelief of lack of aplomb in my search for sphincters, then please call me **cheesybuggerer** And finally (though I can’t think of any reason why anyone would call me this), you could resort to calling me **chewybooger** Any other takers? ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/2 "2001-07-02T03:32:51Z")
All I can think of is Tengoof or Tengoon. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/3 "2001-07-02T03:38:17Z")
Tengu? How about Tengoo? Mengoo? Tengoop? Can’t do much with featherlou, though, it seems. Except maybe “full of poo” (thanks, guy I’m going to marry). ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/4 "2001-07-02T03:40:46Z")
Listen here, **cheeseybastard** , don’t you think its a little narcasistic to be starting your own pit thread? Hows that? ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/5 "2001-07-02T03:46:36Z")
Shit, forgot to to my own name. You could call me um… **blurbrain**. I’m sure someone of higher intelligence could trash my name better. ---
**Author:** ![choosybeggar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8c91f0/32.png) [@choosybeggar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/choosybeggar)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/6 "2001-07-02T03:47:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by blur \* > \*\*Listen here, **cheeseybastard** , don’t you think its a little narcasistic to be starting your own pit thread? > Hows that? \*\* Watch it **blurf** , I’m a goin’ ta getcha 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/7 "2001-07-02T03:50:50Z")
Hmm…If you find my posts devoid of content, I could be **ultrafiller**. Other than, I can’t come up with anything. ---
**Author:** ![choosybeggar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8c91f0/32.png) [@choosybeggar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/choosybeggar)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/8 "2001-07-02T03:51:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by featherlou \* > \*\* > > Can’t do much with featherlou, though, it seems. Except maybe “full of poo” (thanks, guy I’m going to marry). \*\* **featherloo? featherloony? fartyloo?** ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/9 "2001-07-02T03:52:51Z")
If I’m being an asshole, you could call me **Fire Dirty Shit-stained Underpants Boobs**. If I’m being sexy, you could call me **Fire Underpants I Want to Touch Your Boobs**. If I’ve just flamed you, you could call me **Burned by the Fire Underpants Boobs**. If I’m being so wild you don’t know what to do with me, you could call me **I Want to Set Fire to Your Underpants and Touch Your Boobs**. ---
**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/10 "2001-07-02T04:04:36Z")
Hey Choosybegger, If your going to be a pain in the ass can I can you **CheapBuggary**? as for Osip… err OhPiss? ciao Osip ---
**Author:** ![BooBoo316](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@BooBoo316](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BooBoo316)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/11 "2001-07-02T04:08:12Z")
**BooBugger316** maybe. Kinda lame I know. Anyone else want to defile me? [sub]God, it’s been a long time since I’ve said that.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/12 "2001-07-02T04:12:33Z")
Damn it blur…you took mine. As for my username…hmm hardlyagrrl? fartygrrl? ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/13 "2001-07-02T04:14:50Z")
How about **hairygrrl**? Or **hardygorilla**? ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/14 "2001-07-02T04:15:56Z")
Mine is pretty easy: **ASS** troboy!😃 ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/15 "2001-07-02T04:20:12Z")
**blurbrain** - ooh, so close. It should really be **blurredbrain**. The only thing I can come up with for my own name is **ickystarchdust** , so have at me. ---
**Author:** ![BooBoo316](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@BooBoo316](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BooBoo316)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/16 "2001-07-02T04:31:42Z")
**zgystardst** , how about **itchystarfish**? What do you think **choosybootie**? ---
**Author:** ![choosybeggar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8c91f0/32.png) [@choosybeggar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/choosybeggar)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/17 "2001-07-02T04:38:09Z")
I’m **choosyfelcher** and **ultrafilter** , my friend, you are **ultrafelcher** PS **featherlou** , you can be **felcherlou** if you want. ---
**Author:** ![cykrider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f19dbf/32.png) [@cykrider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cykrider)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/18 "2001-07-02T04:41:29Z")
I think I’ll have to go with **dikerider!** ---
**Author:** ![mblackwell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5fc32e/32.png) [@mblackwell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mblackwell)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/19 "2001-07-02T04:46:19Z")
Snackwell. Fatwell. Cracksmell. Ahh, middle school. ---
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/20 "2001-07-02T04:58:33Z")
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