# Pitify your username (C'mon, it's fun) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 2, 2001, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905 "2001-07-02T03:08:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/21 "2001-07-02T05:31:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by featherlou \* > **Tengu? How about Tengoo?** That, and Goo and Gooey are actually official nicknames of mine. They’d be pretty worthless as insults, actually. And, hey, can’t think of one for you? Howabout featherbrain? ---
**Author:** ![Marvel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marvel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marvel)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/22 "2001-07-02T05:38:42Z")
May I please be anointed “Mutherf\*cker” while in Pit mode? That’s the best I could do with “Marvel” off the top of my head… Patty ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/23 "2001-07-02T05:43:46Z")
Well no one here has called me names, but several times in chat I’ve been called AbbySthrnSmartass. ---
**Author:** ![jack\_ss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c77e96/32.png) [@jack\_ss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jack_ss)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/24 "2001-07-02T06:18:16Z")
What do you have up yer **ass** , a **jack**? ---
**Author:** ![schief2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cab0a1/32.png) [@schief2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/schief2)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/25 "2001-07-02T06:21:11Z")
**queef2**? I dunno…it’s kinda hard when my name’s short, and it doesn’t rhyme well to boot. Feel free to come up with a better name when directing Pit venom my way, if that one doesn’t strike your fancy. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/26 "2001-07-02T06:40:41Z")
**Ginger=Cringer? Whinger?** Giving up. Somebody defile me. ---
**Author:** ![BooBoo316](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@BooBoo316](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BooBoo316)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/27 "2001-07-02T06:55:45Z")
Ok **TenderOfTheMouth** **GingerOfTheMonth** ---
**Author:** ![amati](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@amati](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amati)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/28 "2001-07-02T08:06:37Z")
how about, **FingerUpMySnatch**? i don’t know, what do you think, **juicyfucker**? **mcatsmell**? as for me, although it doesn’t rhyme (and frankly, just isn’t true), **afatty**? ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/29 "2001-07-02T09:14:44Z")
Soil? ---
**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/30 "2001-07-02T11:11:18Z")
Oh, do me, do me! ---
**Author:** ![BooBoo316](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@BooBoo316](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BooBoo316)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/31 "2001-07-02T11:41:01Z")
How about **Wicked Blow** **Licked Blue** ---
**Author:** ![ageless6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@ageless6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ageless6)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/32 "2001-07-02T12:02:23Z")
Well, I don’t have a job, so you could call me wageless6. And I don’t like to fight, so courageless6. I’m not easily shocked, so outrageless6. Or filthy old fart, which is what I really am. ---
**Author:** ![deepbluesea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ba9def/32.png) [@deepbluesea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deepbluesea)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/33 "2001-07-02T12:50:50Z")
I think my own name really lends itself to last word substitutions. For example, I could be deepbluebitch or deepbluecunt. Or, for the truly vexed, perhaps deepbluesuckmyfuckingcock? Dunno, though, that one’s a bit long. Doesn’t tickle your flaming fancy? OK, well, let’s work with same letter substitutions and rhymes. dykeblowme (It’s an invitation! It’s a name! It’s a name and an invitation!) dykebitchy (Um…this one is too close to the actual truth. Let it be stricken from the record.) damnbitch, see? (Best for use when ending a rhetorical question.) It occurs to me that, if anything, my name may lend itself to this only too well. ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/34 "2001-07-02T13:41:55Z")
I guess I could be SkankyAsAnOldMan Or just StupidAsAFuckingIdiot. I suppose like deepbluesea and Ginger and others, once you run words together you give people license to run anything together and attach it to you. Ginger, an enemy could put anything in front of “Of the North” as in BitchOfTheNorth, HagOfTheNorth, etc. It’s funny, I like you and your posts so much, yet I find yours the easiest to glom on to when it comes to bastardizing names. Maybe it’s the way you said “defile me…” 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Living\_Dead\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecb155/32.png) [@Living\_Dead\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Dead_Girl)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/35 "2001-07-02T13:53:52Z")
Erm… Giving Head Girl? See why I don’t frequent the Pit too often? ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/36 "2001-07-02T14:36:59Z")
I’ve never been “called out”, but I have been flamed in Pit threads. You’d think Biggirl is just calling out to be pitified, but no. The names I’ve been called (rabid twat sticks out in my mind) have not been based on my username. How 'bout Deepdoody for deepbluesea? GingivitusoftheMouth? That low-class wrestling freak for hardygirl. Stupid Fool for Wicked Blue? Baselesstwit for ageless6. I’ve got 2 teenagers at home. It shows doesn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![celestina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@celestina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/celestina)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/37 "2001-07-02T14:37:51Z")
Gosh, what a great idea, choosybutthole! I know how you feel. I’m not interesting enough to merit a pit thread of my own either, and perhaps that’s a good thing. But in the likelihood that I ever do manage to piss someone off enough for them to take me to this level, how does celestinka sound for me? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/38 "2001-07-02T14:44:09Z")
not even gonna _think_ it, let alone post it hmm hmm hmm humming nonchalantly hmm hmm hmm not thinking it not thinking it hmm hmm hmm ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/39 "2001-07-02T14:49:06Z")
Me! Me! I’ll say it Fuck Fuck Moose! Buck Buck Loose! Suck Suck Juice! Pluck Pluck Noose! Tuck Tuck. . . . O.K., I’ll stop now. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/40 "2001-07-02T15:03:17Z")
Nice try, **Enormous Churl,** but please remember, If a Goose gets a drink of juices of mooses Or a Moose gets a drink of juices of gooses They both fall out of their beds screaming screams. So I’m warning you now, never drink in your dreams. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905.md?page=3)