# Pitify your username (C'mon, it's fun) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 2, 2001, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905 "2001-07-02T03:08:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Catalyst](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@Catalyst](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catalyst)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/81 "2001-07-04T06:44:40Z")
> [@](#): > > Sorry, **Searching For Truth**. The best I can do for you is **Searching For Truth In His Own Asshole**. Bonus points for denying SFT’s femininity, **Cap’n Lewd**. ::Steps into sights:: \ You may fire when ready. \ ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/82 "2001-07-04T06:57:04Z")
\*\*Catalyst: Catapissed Fatalyst ---
**Author:** ![BooBoo316](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@BooBoo316](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BooBoo316)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/83 "2001-07-04T06:57:47Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Catalyst \* \*\* > [@](#): > > ::Steps into sights:: > \ You may fire when ready. \ > \*\* Ok **Catalick** **Catlust** ---
**Author:** ![Edwardina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Edwardina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edwardina)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/84 "2001-07-04T07:13:43Z")
**Soda** - C’mon! It’s obvious to _everyone_ that you’re **So-dense**. And that’s just off the top of my head. I guess anyone can feel free to have a go with mine now . . . Regards, Edweirdina ---
**Author:** ![Cap\_n\_Crude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Cap\_n\_Crude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cap_n_Crude)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/85 "2001-07-04T17:52:52Z")
> [@](#): > > Bonus points for denying SFT’s femininity, Cap’n Lewd. My mistake – didn’t know SFT was a chick. **Searching For Truth In Her Own Asshole** , then. Or, if we want to get all gender-crude, **Searching for Truth Flat On Her Back**. And thanks for **Cap’n Lewd** – it’s 100% true, and I should have thought of it myself. Bastage. 😉 > [@](#): > > ::Steps into sights:: > \ You may fire when ready. \ **[ul] [li]Caddyless** – either you’re a pimp without a ride, or a golfer without a sidekick[/li][li]Kitty-Lust[/li][li]Cataleptic[/li][li]Catatonic[/li][/ul] Let the good flames troll! ---
**Author:** ![City\_Gent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a87d85/32.png) [@City\_Gent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/City_Gent)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/86 "2001-07-05T04:41:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jeannie \* > \*\*I don’t know about how to “pitify” my name > \*\* **Shitty Gent** at your service. If you’re Jewish, **Sheenie** might work. ---
**Author:** ![BooBoo316](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@BooBoo316](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BooBoo316)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/87 "2001-07-05T05:54:00Z")
**Soda** - [sub]on this this board I can’t believe this wasn’t brought up before[/sub] try **Sodomy** on for size. ---
**Author:** ![Sultan\_Kinkari](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7bcc69/32.png) [@Sultan\_Kinkari](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sultan_Kinkari)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/88 "2001-07-05T06:23:23Z")
I could only think of a couple. \*\* Wishboner Swishbone \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_Rhosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@Sir\_Rhosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Rhosis)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/89 "2001-07-05T06:38:03Z")
My Pit-iful contributions: celestina=molestina Drastic=Spastic Searching For Truth In All The Wrong Places Alice In Wonderland Doesn’t Live Here Anymore I once saw a poster register, and contribut a handful of posts before being called on his name by manhattan, but his name, Ken YaBloughme, of course meant exactly what we read into it. And I stress that I have no opinion one way or another on his banning, but I suppose the late Silo could be referred to as “Bye lo” or “So Long”. In another thread, I jokingly told Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor that I routinely “read” her handle as “Boss The Chick of the Tricorder.” Sir Rhosis ---
**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/90 "2001-07-05T08:24:58Z")
Bad Ass Baboon? ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/91 "2001-07-05T08:52:14Z")
(Note… I’m as shocked as everyone else to see my name in the OP. My Pit portfolio? Pish-posh! I’m but an amateur flamer, at best!) Anyhoo… Once, someone tried to mock me uncreatively by calling me **Spooge** , forgetting that, A: we already have a poster named **Spooje** , so it looked like it was just a case of mistaken identity, and B: one of my best friends’ is nicknamed Spooge (or, rather, Spooge Demon… see my website for details). So it wasn’t a very successful insult. If you really want to insult me via my username, keep in mind that it’s an acronym… Shit-Puking Obnoxious Orangutan-Felching Embitterer, perhaps? ---
**Author:** ![celestina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@celestina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/celestina)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905/92 "2001-07-05T14:01:11Z")
* * * Sir Rhosis said: “celestina=molestina” * * * Gosh, Cirrhosis, that was inspired! 🙂 Keep 'em coming, Halitosis. Love, sillystina 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitify-your-username-cmon-its-fun/70905.md?page=4)